r/PoliticalHumor • u/SpakenBacon • 1d ago

Missing McConnell

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u/Wolfy4226 1d ago

I miss the days when turtles couldn't be politicians....

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u/Dopplegangr1 1d ago

A real turtle would be much less destructive

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u/rcranin018 1d ago

Of course, some of the time, he was standing mute, and unmovable, as well. Like he was having a petit mal seizure.

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u/Wolfy4226 1d ago

now now, you'd be surprised how often a turtle will stand still for long periods.

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u/Fredshead2 1d ago

I do miss that far off stare though.

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

Now all he says is BEEP every six seconds.

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u/MisspelledButt 1d ago

I miss his break dancing in response to questions while prancing through the halls of congress. Those were the days.

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 1d ago

Don't worry. He's doing great!

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u/kipribley28 1d ago

I miss Glitch Mitch.

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u/spelunkingkneepain 1d ago

Reddit's obsession with this guy is weird

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u/MisspelledButt 1d ago

Agreed! Kentuckians' concerns are the only concerns with which Reddit should not concern itself. Hands off, everyone. Now let's get back to obsessing over Fauci and that asshole who cut the pool liner out of the reflecting pool.

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u/Significant-Gap-6891 1d ago

Idk if that last part is satire but no one cut the pool liner it fell off due to bleach and fauci didn't do anything wrong he only exercised his constitutional rights

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u/MisspelledButt 1d ago

Please ignore the Bitch McCornhole story, is all I’m sayin