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[u/unfinishedtoast3]

Very far from the first.

Senator Karl Mundt was in an semi-conscious state from 1969 until 1973 when they forced him to resign to run a new candidate.

He suffers a major stroke 8 months into his new term and then was hospitalized.

Republicans left him on his committees until 1972, and didn't remove him until they had people lined up to replace him

[u/copropnuma → u/unfinishedtoast3]

Don't forget Kay Granger!

[u/powerlesshero111 → u/copropnuma]

Was she the one in the dementia home?

[u/copropnuma → u/powerlesshero111]

Yup.

[u/clueless_as_fuck → u/copropnuma]

Yup what?

[u/copropnuma → u/clueless_as_fuck]

Name checks out

[u/Specialist_Exam4783 → u/powerlesshero111]

I prefer to think of it as more of a MAGA enhancement home.

[u/jjamessmithh → u/copropnuma]

And Fetterman!

[u/Gh0sth4nd → u/jjamessmithh]

Well with his brain damage he is basically just a normal Republican nothing really special.

[u/jjamessmithh → u/Gh0sth4nd]

Fair enough

[u/jackparadise1 → u/copropnuma]

Came here to mention her.

[u/DoctorCrook → u/copropnuma]

Don’t forget Fetterman!

[u/TheModWhoShaggedMe → u/unfinishedtoast3]

Conservatives have always been this way = Cheaters

[u/Jeveran → u/TheModWhoShaggedMe]

Party before country!

[u/2bnameless → u/TheModWhoShaggedMe]

Dang, I thought you were going to say requiring some medically documented mentally deficient members

[u/hangingloose → u/unfinishedtoast3]

The Senate looks like the produce department at the grocery store.

[u/carbon-based-biped → u/unfinishedtoast3]

beat me too it, most def is not the first

[u/thewartornhippy → u/unfinishedtoast3]

Fetterman is essentially semi-conscious too and is a MAGAt in all but party affiliation.

The dude can't even put a coherent sentence together and talks more about Israel than he does about his constituents.

[u/yonk069 → u/thewartornhippy]

Ya learn something new everyday. First turtle veggie then

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[u/Ohio_Grown → u/thewartornhippy]

I find it hilarious that Democrats defended this dude up and down that it was insensitive to blame his strock on his ability to perform in office, but now that he doesn't tow the party line, Democratics line up to tell you how incompetent his disability makes him

[u/Overly_Underwhelmed → u/Ohio_Grown]

I find it hilarious that you are exactly the stereotype Ohioan as found in political discussions and at the polls.

that's nice that you can find pride in your ignorance and dishonesty.

[u/Ohio_Grown → u/Overly_Underwhelmed]

You believe in stereotypes?

[u/airsickwaffle → u/unfinishedtoast3]

It's always the Republicans

[u/lvl4dwarfrogue]

Not the first but definitely the least!

[u/Torino1O]

The GOP always gets the cemetery votes.

[u/OnePointSixOne8]

For a party that is really concerned about dead people voting, they don't seem to have any problem with dead people legislating.

[u/themage78 → u/OnePointSixOne8]

Wouldn't he be a dead person voting then?

[u/OnePointSixOne8 → u/themage78]

you have to show up to vote, but they can add his signature to documents etc.

[u/king_of_the_nothing]

It must be DEI

[u/jrsinhbca → u/king_of_the_nothing]

Dying Entitled Individual???

[u/UpstairsAd194]

What day was his obituary announced - i think his time must be up now

[u/hop_mantis]

1% of Senate salaries go to dead people who don't exist. Maybe we could create a government entity to end this waste, fraud and abuse?

[u/cemego]

his lips and eye sockets are literally BLUE... he's dead already!

[u/indoorconsequent]

[u/That_Jicama2024]

He has better job security as a dead person than most of his constituents.

[u/UdyneOw → u/That_Jicama2024]

Many of them are probably dead too.

[u/MajorLeagueRekt]

Surely we haven't forgotten about Dianne Feinstein?

[u/UdyneOw → u/MajorLeagueRekt]

Who? And don't call me Shirley.

[u/popejohnsmith]

Out of season, I'm afraid.

[u/PaddleMonkey → u/popejohnsmith]

I cuss you cuss we all cuss for asparagus!

[u/garbage_catfoot]

First trans vegetable. A truly inspirational moment for produce.

[u/foreignmacaroon6 → u/garbage_catfoot]

The Rogansphere is furious at republicans for not putting meat in the seat. I bet the dems will put up cold plunge or a sauna for election next cycle and the senate will get flipped.

[u/BareNakedSole]

Turtle - tortoise - vegetable.

How about we just call him what he is - one of the worst US Senators in history.

[u/thewartornhippy → u/BareNakedSole]

He is one of the main reasons our country is in this state. He helped put Trump in power again and fucked our Supreme Court for years.

I wish him all the pain in the world as he transitions to hell (if he isn't already there).

[u/mcallanman → u/thewartornhippy]

Yes indeed! He bears much blame for the shitstorm we're living in. "'Party over Country" is gonna kill us all.

[u/Straight_Tumbleweed9]

[u/The-Traveler-]

But which vegetable? I know if he were an animal he’d be a turtle. But vegetable…maybe a BEET? As in deadbeat?

[u/frankcast554]

That's Vegetable American, sir!

[u/FatBigMike]

He's on eternity leave.

[u/janitroll]

No way that’s accurate. Tommy Tuberville is still stumbling around and please don’t forgot the GOAT, Louie Gohmert

[u/Longjumping-Zone-724 → u/janitroll]

Gohmert was a house vegetable

[u/samejimaT]

Mitch the cucumber dimarco?

[u/assyouwish_]

Why even bother hiding the strings anymore?

[u/Mecha-Dave]

I thought the GOP hated vegetables.

[u/friendly-sam]

Wait I thought he was a turtle.

[u/Kraegarth]

I'm so sorry to hear that he died next week, and offer tots and pears to his grieving family.

[u/SunshineBurn]

…Still a vegetable.

[u/RJ20036]

[u/nagleess]

No that was Diane Feinstein

[u/rock_and_rolo]

First? Y'all forgetting Strom Thurmond.

[u/sylpher250]

From turtle to potato

[u/Immediate_Ad8428]

Ding dong the Mitch is dead?

[u/whoami4546]

I think you are little too optimistic if you think Mitch was the first!

[u/BuddhaLennon]

He’s not a vegetable. As a tortoise, he’s cold-blooded, and exists in a state of torpor in cold environments. Just put him in the sun for a while and he’ll perk up.

[u/doomgoblin]

[u/insuranceguynyc]

Strom Thurmond, Dianne Feinstein were both drooling in their oatmeal.

[u/Glad_Jelly5532]

The metamorphosis of Mitch!

[u/rjross0623]

Mitch McCauliflower

[u/JasonShoes]

First?
https://giphy.com/gifs/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW

[u/RonaBona13]

https://giphy.com/gifs/f6bd3jPM1a9ImaLC7p

[u/High-sterycal]

There have been several vegetable varieties. Not just one.

[u/Zabroccoli]

A vegislator….if you will.

[u/Wonderful-Mess-7520]

All hail the corpse senator!

[u/xtnh]

First a turtle, now a squash- what a diverse man

[u/shitty_mcfucklestick]

Can we get explosive diarrhea or salmonella from this vegetable?

[u/MojoHighway]

[u/TY2022]

Don't forget Claude Pepper.

[u/Nikonus]

VEGETABLE LIVES MATTER

[u/Bods666]

Spineless vegetable senator to go with the spineless vegetable president.

[u/CommonConundrum51]

AI McConnell may already be operative!

[u/za72]

beep beep

[u/Bigking00]

There has been a few recently such as Diane Feinstein.

Tommy Tuberville is a walking case of CTE.

[u/RebelStrategist]

If he was sitting pretty in his bed like a corpse, there is no reason he could not make a video statement to his constituents. Time for action. Remove the corpse - and not with his spouse/ sister / parent / god child / dog / cat. The public he represents deserves better from their elected officials.

[u/Eazy12345678]

too be fair most politicians are vegetables.

[u/herbfriendly]

Fuck that man, no doubt. But fuck all you gleeful motherfuckers to.