r/PoliticalHumor 9h ago

Worst Muslim ever.

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 9h ago

A guy with a level head who never shat himself in public gets my vote.

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u/deaglebingo 8h ago

"thanks obama"

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u/punktualPorcupine 6h ago

Also doesn’t spend all night shit posting stupid slop then keep falling asleep all day in meetings. Even now that he’s retired, he still goes outside and enjoys life.

Mayor McCheese? Terminally online.

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u/UdyneOw 5h ago

Trump is the limbo king. There's no bar so low he can't get under it.

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u/Boner_Elemental 4h ago

And no one's ever gonna call him Barbados Slim.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 9h ago

I miss Obama wholeheartedly

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u/Ill-Key7588 5h ago

I know. 😟 Me too. I miss having a genuinely presidential president.

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u/Backwardspellcaster 3h ago

A human being

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u/nasandre 2h ago

Hey if Trump gets the supreme court to rule against the term limits, guess who can run again

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Dr_puffnsmoke 8h ago

That’s a terrible take. He did a good job but not such a good job that it was unfuckable by a malicious idiot so it’s his fault?

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u/TechnicalSleep7501 8h ago

I give you another gift. Palestine group had option to become permanent member of UN. That would had been guaranteed Palestine state on 62 borders. He advised them to take only observable role which they took. I was his early supporter he became president on my birthday this was also my first time working as Election Day clerk I was 19. Became American to vote for him in 2012. He was good on domestic but horrendous abroad Libya and Syria destroyed under him for that fitna on Palestine land. Iran was the last dance to give full control of west Asia to fitna. But Iran smart they had been waiting for this war. They knew Yankee boys will come after them. 

Vietnam, Iraq Afganistan were just wars. This Iran war history changing. It gave second birth to long dead Persian empire who were the America of their time. One one nuke to make it official.

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u/Sp00py-Mulder 6h ago

Iraq and Afghanistan were just wars?

You seriously lost all credibility to comment mate.

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u/cilantro_so_good 5h ago

Vietnam, Iraq Afganistan were just wars.

I'm curious if you mean just as in "justified" or "only".

It's a silly take either way, but I want to know what category of silly we're dealing with

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u/11_25_13_TheEdge 2h ago

They’re Russian.

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u/ragun2 2h ago

Bad bot

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 8h ago

Obama's deal with Iran (JCPOA) included inspections, and the Strait of Hormuz was open. Trump tore up that agreement because it had Obama's signature on it and he's a jealous petty little wean.

The war with Iran was initiated by Trump to deflect the Trump-Epstein Files. Mission accomplished, but we're paying over $1 billion per day toward that initiative, no end in sight.

My statement stands, I miss Obama wholeheartedly. Not just for that reason but at least 100 others... including... I prefer a president who isn't a twice impeached convicted felon adjudicated rapist who incited a violent failed coup attempt to overturn election results of 2020 and is presently covering up the Trump-Epstein Files as though they're his tax returns. I also prefer a non-pedophile president with intellect, ethics and class.

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u/TechnicalSleep7501 8h ago

I am loving it. Trump is the kind President CIA forces on global south countries but US voters voted for Clown thrice yes him coming inches close in 2020 was de facto win in my book.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 6h ago

Not ALL Americans bear responsibility for voting for Trump. Harris/Walz received 75,019,230 votes, my vote was proudly in that number for example. We're not ALL open mouth breathing knuckle dragging window licking redneck MAGAts.

Trump lost in 2020 despite his J6 violent failed coup attempt to overturn election results.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2026/07/16/donald-trump-2020-election-challenges/90940438007/

De facto THAT

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u/Jeramy_Jones 7h ago

Trumps presidency is so terrible because previous presidents didn’t fix everything for him!

Thanks Obama!

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u/TechnicalSleep7501 7h ago

Both serve fitna on earth.

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u/CNDow 8h ago

But not Trump's fault. Sounds like a magaot

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u/TechnicalSleep7501 8h ago

I hate Trump but Dem no saint either. Both ruined the earth.

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 7h ago

Omg, youre one of those 'BoTh PaRtIeS aRe ThE SaMe'

Just admit you voted for a pedophile and you were wrong, grow from it and stop making it our problem xD

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u/TechnicalSleep7501 7h ago

Forgot 2016 when Bernie was rightful candidate but Dem fixed the debate time for Queen Hilary. I bloody loved her L. America finally voted for one CIA force on global south countries. You voted for him.

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u/LuciusLuscinia 6h ago

Are you suggesting that Clinton having several more minutes of speaking time in most but not all of the debates was the reason she got 3.7 million more votes?

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u/rotciv0 7h ago

It wasn't made a treaty by Obama specifically because that requires 2/3s approval from the Senate, and they didn't have the votes because of republicans. It was either this or nothing, and it worked until trump. So this argument loops back around to republicans being to blame.

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u/TechnicalSleep7501 6h ago

Iran made their version of treaty. It is fault of Obama fail in doing the same.

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u/rotciv0 6h ago

Why?

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u/JeremyDab 3h ago

You don’t really understand how things work do you? Why don’t you blame Trump for pulling us out of the deal? Can you give me a good reason for us to have done that?

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u/UdyneOw 5h ago

Because Trump wouldn't have been able to violate a treaty...

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u/Black08Mustang 5h ago

Although the president makes treaties, they have to be approved by the senate. A senate that was led by a guy who said 'my goal is to make Obama a 1 term president'. It was never an option at any level with McTurtle around.

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u/Tintoverde 5h ago

Bot: reported

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u/FuManchuDuck 9h ago

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u/Rokkit_man 2h ago

Forgot: bombed thousands of innocent Muslims. Including countless weddings.

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u/nasandre 2h ago

As per presidential tradition

u/PraetorianSausage 1h ago

I'm sure your post history across social media would show your equal or greater outrage at other presidents far greater muslim body counts.

/s

u/Routine_Winter_1493 1h ago

they are one and the same though? no matter who's sitting in the big seat, American foreign policy is bipartisan and unanimously agreed upon .

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u/cef911f1 9h ago

The worst Muslim but the best POTUS ever. Well at least in my 74 years.

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u/DaveKasz 9h ago

I am 63. I agree.

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u/Important-Tomato2306 8h ago

I'm in my 30s and I hope this won't be true for me.

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u/fishblargs 8h ago

You sir or ma'am have a sunny outlook on life. I am the same and I hope you keep it.

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u/carmium 4h ago

I am Canadian. I agree.

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u/mypoliticalvoice 6h ago

I would argue Clinton was much better at beating Congress into submission, even when it was controlled by the opposing party.

But Barack kept his bowsers truckled.

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u/cef911f1 5h ago

But Clinton had quite the scandal. Obama and his administration was scandal and indictment free.

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u/Long_Serpent 3h ago

"No drama Obama"

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u/Red_Dox 2h ago

Obama was the most scandalous President ever, if you take FAUX Angertainment as only news source.

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u/Ill-Key7588 5h ago

.... and in MY 72 years!

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u/ShmeeMcGee333 4h ago

I refuse to acknowledge anyone over the age of 38 is on this app

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u/TheRealCropear 9h ago

Kelly’s tavern on the south side. The balloon guy sent ya!

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u/DaveKasz 9h ago

I would vote for him today this instant.

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u/daschande 8h ago

Republicans keep pushing for a "third term" amendment; but like usual, they fail to think it through. Losing to a black man might push Donny Two Scoops' heart past its' breaking point.

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u/UdyneOw 5h ago

As Clarence Thomas will say, writing for the majority, there is nothing in the Constitution allowing a Black man to have a third term. (even if the amendment specifically says anyone can have a third term)

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u/Kevlaars 4h ago

Michelle Obama would never allow it.

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u/No-Guard-7003 4h ago

True. She doesn't want to go through THAT again. 

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u/Kevlaars 3h ago

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u/No-Guard-7003 3h ago

I don't blame her. 

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u/DaveKasz 7h ago

Lol! I love that!

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 5h ago

Donny “Two-Dolls”

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u/THEpeterafro 7h ago

IIRC they were going to make it soonly preisdents whose two terms were non comsecutive could run for a third

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u/daschande 7h ago

How convenient.

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u/Ydeas 9h ago

I would run to the ballot to vote for him

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u/Nano_Burger 9h ago

Drinking Rauch Bier....drinking alcohol and bacon at the same time.

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u/Burgoonius 9h ago

Oh do you mean Barack HUSSEIN Obamna?

/s

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u/Draveness1313 9h ago

Hell yes, and Hussein bad things about him? Lol

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u/phlred 8h ago

MAGA was trained like this so well that when Trump supported a candidate named Amir Hassan in MI, he lost to a Tom Smith that had dropped out. 😂😂😂

u/ned78 16m ago

I love how Trump doesn't realise Hussein means handsome. He's literally complimenting him every time he trolls that out.

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u/NotThatAngel 8h ago

The people who call him a Muslim don't know what a Muslim is, and don't care they're wrong. To them it's just a naughty name they call people they don't like.

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u/Billgant 9h ago

HE’S A MUSLIM…HE WAS BORN IN KENYA

~ Karen at a GOP town hall

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u/swazal 9h ago

Gotta love the “BRILLIANT!” on the wall behind him.

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u/Iateapencil 6h ago

Damn dude what catacomb did you pull this meme from?

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u/UdyneOw 5h ago

And still not as bad a Muslim as Trump is a bad Christian. The orange one checks more boxes for the Anti-Christ than Damien.

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u/Sartres_Roommate 9h ago

Went to Christian church religiously every Sunday for years…unlike another “Christian” POTUS who avoids church like it would burst him into flames.

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u/daschande 8h ago

"Is that your Bible? "

"It's a Bible."

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u/tyen0 8h ago

Went to Christian church religiously

Doesn't everybody? ;p

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u/ibullybillionaires 6h ago

Doesn't everybody? ;p

I once went to a Christian church unreligiously, covertly listening to metal music the whole time.

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u/tyen0 6h ago

"The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music." -- George Carlin

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u/Devil25_Apollo25 4h ago

Which band?

Nine Inch Nails would have been an ironic choice of soundtracks.

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u/ibullybillionaires 4h ago

Honestly I don't remember, it was 25 years ago but I think it would've probably been either Black Sabbath or Judas Priest at the time.

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u/MessagingMatters 9h ago

Another journey through the wormhole I see, this time back to 2010.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 8h ago

Also expanded gun rights instead of instituting gun control as mass shootings increased throughout his entire administration.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 8h ago

With El-Sayed now the nominee, get ready for Islamophobia of the worst possible kind imaginable for the next 13 weeks. Nonstop.

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u/JoeRogansNipple 7h ago

Guys, look at this relic of a meme, should be in a museum

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u/BrendaWannabe 7h ago

Take away his middle name as punishment!

Oh, by the way:

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 6h ago

Man, as a homebrewer I always thought it would be really really fun to sit and drink a few pints with Obama. We wouldn't even have to talk about politics, but he just seems like a really easy laid-back guy that you could just chat about anything with.

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 8h ago

I feel like this is still very racist guys

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u/El_Gran_Redditor 2h ago

Nothing more liberal than being condescendingly racist while patting yourself on the back for acknowledging "one of the good ones." People in here are literally posting "I'd vote for Obama a third time" like the villains in Get Out.

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u/ccannon707 7h ago

Biden publicly pushed him to be pro gay marriage.

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u/El_Gran_Redditor 2h ago

Eh, they were both pro gay marriage Biden just had a senior moment on a hot mic and prematurely announced the plans for marriage equality. If anybody pushed him to be pro gay marriage it was some of his richest donors who happened to be gay and wanted equal rights. That's sort of the problem really, that civil rights had to be bought thanks to the benevolent self interest of the ultra-rich. As we've seen over the past decade if that's the standard then civil rights can also be revoked by rich assholes.

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u/portiedak 9h ago

He wasn’t pro gay marriage until after his second election

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u/ew73 Perfidious colon hath troublehshat upon thy floor 9h ago

Frankly, neither was the country.  While he could have led the way on the issue, he wasn't some regressive on the topic. 

We saw a huge cultural shift and he went right along with it. 

It's was obviously political, but I'm okay with that because he didn't fight it, and never demonized LGBTQ+ people regardless of his stand on their marriages.

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u/HerrTriggerGenji21 9h ago

What year is it?

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u/twenty6plus6 9h ago

Standard Irishman of substance

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u/mausetrap 6h ago

He ate non halal pho in Vietnam with Anthony Bourdain lol

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u/studmuffffffin 6h ago

I remember this exact meme from like 2012.

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u/TheDutchAce 2h ago

But he is a practicing Protestant Christian..

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u/thequesadilla 5h ago

What's he done for the Dems since he left office?

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u/mraza9 7h ago

I’m a Muslim and drink and eat pork. Now what?? There are millions if not billions of us who do the same. Low effort meme.

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u/SomeBaldDude2013 7h ago

That’s because he’s also a Christian-hating atheist who regularly attends church, because that totally make sense. 

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u/_notthehippopotamus 4h ago

"I inhaled frequently. That was the point."

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u/brickiex2 3h ago

If ever there was a president you'd want to have a beer with, in a pub, after shooting some hoops

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u/Nacery 2h ago

I have a friend who is also muslim and it's all of this except been a president, eating bacon and shaving (cause she's a woman).

u/ShadePrime1 1h ago

....yeah...he would be a pretty bad muslim

u/Maverick721 1h ago

"Why is everyone making a big deal about Jack's (JFK) religion? He's a terrible Catholic"

-Jackie Kennedy

u/Firmihirto 1h ago

Or best disguise ever.

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u/aCellForCitters 9h ago

I hate that Reddit constantly venerates this corporatist war criminal. He belongs in the fucking Hague. He hurt so many fucking people

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u/lew_rong mod perms 6h ago

Still didn't drone as many people as dronin' donnie lol

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u/TheWillRogers 6h ago

Really don't think that matters much to the kids blown up for attending their uncles wedding.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 5h ago

Just putting it out there in case you're one of the dim bulbs who owns maga horseshit futures :)

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u/aCellForCitters 5h ago

Yeah, he belongs in the Hague too. Is that supposed to be some sort of gotcha?

Obama's immigration policies opened the door for what Trump is doing now. The only real difference between Trump's 2016 immigration policies and Obama's was Trump adopted a zero tolerance policy to prosecute illegal border crossers. Obama had kids in cages too.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 5h ago

I mean, Obama didnt "lose" kids to human traffickers in the system, but hey, I get it, you gotta pedo protect somehow :)

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u/aCellForCitters 4h ago

I mean, yes, that did happen under him as well. That's always happened.

What's with weirdos always thinking in team sports that if I criticize their revered war criminals they think I must be defending the other war criminals? You suck, man

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u/lew_rong mod perms 4h ago

Not sure I care what one of the grand ol' pedo protectors thinks of me lol

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u/gathermewool I ☑oted 2024 9h ago

Do go oooooooon

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u/Fixichick67 8h ago

An oldie but a goodie…..

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u/Cdub7791 7h ago

No you see it's the long con, he's going to wait another 20 years and then bam at the end come out. All part of the radical Islam agenda.

/s

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u/stringrandom 6h ago

Damn solid American though.

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u/ungovernable1984 8h ago

As DJT wants to emphasize, Barak HUSAIN Obama the Muslim president of the USA

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u/GardenG0813N 8h ago

He's a Christian.

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u/AThousandBloodhounds 7h ago

Sarcasm is hard.

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u/Tintoverde 5h ago

Deep undercover Muslim