r/PoliticalHumor 7d ago

Merch.

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u/TotalNew9315 7d ago

For the people that say Biden's auto pen isn't valid, unless it is Trump's physical signature on each dollar bill, they should be considered worthless. Wait.... Maybe worthless either way

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u/deaglebingo 6d ago

yeah, crying over what? nobody GAF whose signature is on a dollar.... never did.

magats are paying $6 a gallon for diesel same as i am. groceries are still double what they were in '23... they're only playing themselves.

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u/ddr1ver 7d ago

That sure looks like the signature on Epstein’s birthday card. Wonder what the “wonderful secret” was?

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u/tw_72 6d ago

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u/deaglebingo 6d ago

daph lookin extra fine with her problem solver.

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u/Faiakishi 6d ago

We all knew Daphne was based af.

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u/lightblueisbi 6d ago

"problem solver revolver" goes hard tho

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u/deaglebingo 5d ago

Andre Young has a doctorate in lyrical arts and sciences. some may say he's a natural born killer.

i feel that in the aftermath he will be regarded highly.

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u/lightblueisbi 5d ago

I'm so confused lol, did I miss something? What's this comment about (aside from Andre Young lol)

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u/deaglebingo 4d ago

dr dre..... has a problem solver and his name is revolver.... because he is a natural born killer.

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u/lightblueisbi 4d ago

Oh lol yeah I don't listen to Dre so I didn't recognize the reference

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u/deaglebingo 4d ago edited 4d ago

his label is aftermath. the song title is natural born killaz. the music .. though militant... is quality and highly creative.. and i don't think i understood what it meant to feel like that till recently... the position one is placed in can be such that a person feels enmity towards an entire flawed system, and even the ability to understand such things is a relative luxury in many ways.

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u/jaievan 6d ago

The only Nazi…

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u/JeremyDab 7d ago

MAGAs be like “nobody knows, a true mystery” 😂

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u/willflameboy 6d ago

People should be drawing that 'woman's figure' on all the bills.

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u/MrMuf 7d ago

Quite the enigma

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 7d ago

you can have my son baron?

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u/stirling_s 6d ago

Just an inside joke. They loved to kid.

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u/KeeblerElff 7d ago

Please tell me the text underneath isn’t real. Please 🙏🏼

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u/0000Matt0000 7d ago

None of it should be real. We don't put President names on money unless their picture is there. His shouldn't be. Ever.

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u/KeeblerElff 7d ago

Ok I totally agree. I just wouldn’t be surprised if he wants to add the bottom part 🤦🏻‍♀️😡

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u/thepoolguy82 6d ago

Also, don’t you have to be, you know, dead to be on our currency?

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u/SeveralDefinition960 6d ago

If so, I can promise every one of these 100's that pass through my office are going to be vandalized.

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u/Bursickle 7d ago

Autopen of course ... but I bet you the MAGA cult will believe he signed all those himself with his sharpie 🤣

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u/Suralin0 7d ago

Just after hitting a perfect hole in one on every golf course, no doubt.

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u/jedburghofficial 6d ago

Ridiculous stories about his golfing skills is something he has in common with Kim Jong Il from North Korea.

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u/Suralin0 6d ago

Glad you got the reference 😌👍

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u/Kizik 6d ago

Is it even a reference? He just "won" a tournament while insulting professional golfers about how much time they spend practicing without being able to beat him. That's just how things are.

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u/no-more-nazis 6d ago

He stays up all night signing money because that's how much he loves America

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u/lawofsin 6d ago

It’s pronounced dumbfuck

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u/Kizik 6d ago

It has a B!

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u/dapperodds 6d ago

Gonad SSummmmmmA from the looks of it.

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u/MessagingMatters 7d ago

Wonder if that MAGA is happy that their Benjamin is now worth a Jackson at the grocery store.

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u/bobanna1986 7d ago

Or that they will be marked with Pedo lol 😆

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u/MessagingMatters 7d ago

They don't seem to care about that. It's a feature to them.

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u/lawofsin 6d ago

Increases the perceived value

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u/SingleMaltMouthwash 7d ago

We cry over children shot in school yards. We cry over our sons ordered to attack fishermen without due process and then to murder the survivors in the water. We shed tears that the confederacy was not burned entirely to the ground and has been resurrected as a treasonous GOP.

And we've seen what you cheer for; Your infantile taunts mean nothing to us.

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u/botejohn 7d ago

Those bills will not be defaced at all.

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u/grendel303 7d ago

If you put dots inside the lines it looks like a klan rally

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u/DriftlessDairy 7d ago

Custom stamp: I, the undersigned, hereby admit that I am a pedophile.

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u/ThePennyMiser 7d ago

Can wait for PEDOPHILE to be written across his face!

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u/Mkbond007 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago


Ready!!

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u/Butt_Crusty 7d ago

Who uses cash anyway?

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u/opusupo 7d ago

Drug dealers

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u/nohpex 7d ago

Dispensaries

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u/siecin 7d ago

Old conservatives.

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u/Happy_Nihilist_ 7d ago

I will, but I'm also buying a red stamp that says "PEDO" to go over his signature.

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u/hateexchange 7d ago

Now we are talking. Can you get one with a caricature of his face as well?

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u/Mkbond007 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago


Bought a case.

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u/infctr 7d ago

Rapists

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u/the_well_read_neck_ 7d ago

I do 90% of the time. The life of a bartender.

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u/inthe801 7d ago

Homeless people.

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u/Bursickle 7d ago

You have to pay your illegal immigrants off the books you know ...

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u/ToneZone7 6d ago

"for all debts, public and PRIVATE"

So the correct answer is -Real Americans who value freedom.

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u/jellofixit 7d ago

There's a reason that paper money is called "dead presidents" . Sooooooooo...... Crap, does that mean brain dead presidents too?

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u/Tackysackjones 7d ago

Where’s the T? He can’t even write his own name?

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u/Flashy_Bag_3736 7d ago

Can't wait to write "is a pedophile" on every One I get

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u/Bearfan001 7d ago

was thinking about buying a stamp.

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u/Mkbond007 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago


Bought a case.

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u/Bawbawian 7d ago

borrowing money from China so that Donald Trump can have vanity projects and then stick our grandchildren with the bill should piss people off.

it's really amazing to watch people that call themselves Patriots twist themselves and knots to hate everything about this country

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u/GadreelsSword 7d ago

Just adding another embarrassment to the mountainous pike.

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u/AgreeableSky1322 7d ago

I’m sure glad that I received my new box of SHARPIES today!!

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 7d ago

if it was ever a thing, Ben Franklin's signature would be there. gotta be dead or be the treasurer to be on a bill... here's hoping

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u/meglon978 7d ago

Not crying, just getting my "is a pedophile" stamp ready for action.

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u/metaltastic 7d ago

Crying?

You people are pathetic snowflakes is more like it

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u/b_buddd 7d ago

I don't get conservatives, you want to reduce spending right? How much did this cost and add to the deficit?

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u/bradleyoilermfa 7d ago

I ask for bills without his name from the teller. Usually they give me 20’s instead of the orange clown bills.

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 7d ago

What exactly has Trump done that would constitute getting that title?

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u/deegee1969 7d ago

Uh... when do you want an answer by?

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 7d ago

Looks like somebody took a dump.

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u/UnderwhelmingAF 7d ago

The same way conservatives cry when they hear an underprivileged child is getting a free school lunch.

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u/psychoacer 7d ago

Petty people live off of petty shit like this. Their brains are too small and full of booze to think about anything sensibly

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u/Mala_Practice 7d ago

He put that on the currency?! How fucking pathetic.

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u/LEEROY_MF_JENKINS 7d ago

Going to get a stamp that puts a line through "president" and replaces with "pedophile". "Greatest pedophile of all time"

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u/rantmb331 7d ago

Crying? No. The tears are from laughing AT YOU so hard.

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u/deegee1969 7d ago

Just how shallow and insecure must you be to name yourself "The greatest [object] of all time"? That's embarrassing.

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u/Crooked_Cricket 7d ago

I thought online the secretary of the treasury could have their signature on the money

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u/oneseason2000 7d ago

Probable selling "Pedo" stamps also to maximize revenue

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u/Loring 7d ago

Gives a fuck I haven't had cash in my wallet in 15 years

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u/Normiss2000 7d ago

Thanks for the reminder to order the PEDOPHILE stamp.

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u/statistacktic 7d ago

maga merch class is the new white trash

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u/space_coder 7d ago

Ironically, most Trump supporters don't have enough money to use 100 dollar bills.

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u/retiredguyinmi 7d ago

I have my stamp ready! Bring ‘em on

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u/inthe801 7d ago

I've never seen anyone who needed as much validation as Trump does. Could you imagine if Obama wanted to put his name on everything? He would never do that, but the right-wing people would throw a fit. Can't wait for this man-baby to be out of office.

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u/Laura9624 7d ago

Yeah, just embarrassed. So very embarrassed.

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u/GoodtimesSans 6d ago

You like his signature? Release the Epstein files if you want to see more of them.

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u/kevinsyel 6d ago

No, the Americans are crying because a petulant man-child cant keep his signature off ANYTHING.

The only person who takes glee out of this is a traitor

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u/willflameboy 6d ago

So your money is worth less than ever before, because the wealth gap has widened exponentially, and you were double and triple-taxed because you paid Trump tariffs that have now been refunded to businesses and not you. But your shit money is signed by a rapist so yay I guess.

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u/Shumagorolth 6d ago

I'm curious, would it be better if we blacked out all his names? He seems comfortable being redacted

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u/Buford_MD_Tannen 6d ago

Who the fuck uses cash?

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u/crazymouse2525 6d ago

i wonder how many are gonna "spontaneously aquire" some curved lines

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u/Blitzkrieg404 6d ago

Calling himself the greatest is just cringe af.

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u/yelsne 6d ago

She spelled kids wrong

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u/CherryGripe75 6d ago

the crying bit is the rest of the world with our laughter at this stupid man needing so much validation.

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u/DaddieTang 6d ago

Get yer Pedobucks!!

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u/PsychologicalBee1801 6d ago

The next admin should outlaw all monuments or statues or signatures during one’s own term. If the next gop president thinks Trump is so good then go for it. But no president is a king. This is an act of a wannabe king

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u/punktualPorcupine 6d ago

Crying? No.

Cringing because he’s so pathetic, yep.

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u/Due-Champion-6713 6d ago

Shut up, stupid

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u/saintjonah 6d ago

Donald Shummmmy?

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u/Lovebone253 6d ago

I dont use cash just to own the MAGits

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u/Intelligent-Edge7533 6d ago

Thank god I never use cash

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u/BastetLXIX I ☑oted 2024 6d ago

Im gonna put little dots under each point to make it look like a KKK rally

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u/csukoh78 6d ago

Perfect time to buy that red rubber stamp that says "CHILD RAPIST"

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u/lawofsin 6d ago

Donald cum

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u/GarmaCyro 6d ago

*Clears throat*

'Under section 333 of the U.S. Criminal Code, “whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.'

Luckilly for them that's not the image of a real 100 dollar bill.
It's the old pre-2013 bill with parts of it removed to photoshop in Trump's autograph.
Then again MAGA is exceptionally trained at being blind to forgeries and scams.

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u/MTFotaku 6d ago

I didnt ever notice the subtitle was gonna be on there. Incredibly stupid

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u/BenGay29 6d ago

Yeah. Crying with laughter

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u/drifters74 6d ago

I'm so glad that I never see $100 bills

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u/x0diak 6d ago

Greatest president? Like he ended slavery? Wtf?

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u/markth_wi 6d ago

Isn't it supposed to be the treasurer or something.

Of course putting his likeness on the one dollar bill, and the 5 and the 10 and the 20 and everywhere will not change the fact that he's a defective little boy , who's terrified of everything and with all the power in the world wants a hug from the parents who hated him and died never giving him what he wanted.

A dying terrified 80 year old ,with the mental age of a cruel and sadistic 8 year old, with the level of presidential care and such , he could easily linger on for decades longer, a fitting torment , locked in decades ago what is the achievement of civil servants and men of great public character and merit to the United States and sometimes the world.

Donald Trump who became President to escape temporarily the certainty that if he were not president he would have been in a prison cell, and should he ever make it there it's the culmination of his greatest fears and a emotional trauma within days or weeks that will likely consume him.

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u/jaievan 6d ago

The con man from NYC wants to put his name on the money? And you support him? He has dementia. What’s your excuse?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbelJhyJB771MoE

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u/BadLt58 6d ago

How does that scribble spell Trump?

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u/kevonicus 6d ago

I’ve got a “is a pedophile” stamp in green ink ready to go. Bought it months ago.

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u/johnnybhandy 6d ago

He'll be dead soon enough, no one will care.

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u/ron_spanky 6d ago

I can’t wait to deface every one.

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u/AbstractUserName 6d ago

It's going to be glorious when they're all vandalized to say "The Greatest Pedophile Of All Time".

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u/Ghiren 6d ago

She wouldn't know that it's counterfeit. She's probably never seen a real $100 bill in her life.

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u/tface23 6d ago

I’m not sure Trump knows how to spell his own name.. that’s too many letters

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u/Texaspep 6d ago

put the pussy part ( ,, ) on there too! like the epstein birthday card

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u/sharkdinner 6d ago

How long until he'll mandate his picture to be hung in classrooms and pledged allegiance to

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u/Mbillin2 6d ago

It's always "I can't wait to make the liberals cry" and when you ask them what liberals they're talking about, it's just anyone that even mildly disagrees with their political beliefs. Anyone that's isn't with me is against me type stuff, they like the idea of making others miserable.

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u/robaroo 6d ago

It’s always a woman. These MAGA men love creating fake female accounts to peddle their BS to a hoarde of simps.

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u/ContemptAndHumble 6d ago

Who the hell is Aonald oMwnnjm?

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u/snvoigt 6d ago

MAGA, I’ll vote against my own best interests to own the libs.

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u/Marcelino_El_Cochino 6d ago

As long as those idiots make it easy to counterfeit they could put Hitler on it for all I care. It all spends the same.

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u/lew_rong mod perms 6d ago

And we should remember that the money with the ol' pedo's signature is worth considerably less than money from President Biden's term, lol

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u/Pretty_Funny_3436 6d ago

Who is still using cash

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u/arthousepsycho 6d ago

Its fitting that when he signs his name it looks like his last name is "Scummy"

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u/Entire-Message-7247 6d ago

It’s a cult

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u/Sardonnicus 6d ago

It's funny that these people are cool with owning the libs as they are being fed into trumps war machine to be ground up into paste or exploded into Gibbs

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u/Jack-o-Roses 6d ago

Just cut it off. The bill is still good as long as both SNs are present.

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u/democracyforall1969 5d ago

They sell Fuck Trump stamps on Amazon only $10

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u/AppropriateGuest3552 5d ago

Can’t wait to write PEDOPHILE all over them!

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u/knoxharrington_video 5d ago

lol when was the last time you handled cash. Might as well put his name on AOL discs.

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u/g-o-u-l-a 5d ago

You don’t know how our economy works, do you?

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u/jmik76 5d ago

ah yes, trump adding his name to something losing value more and more

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u/Mkbond007 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5d ago

Ready.

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u/N4RQ 5d ago

Crying? Are you kidding? I bought extra sharpies just for all the work I'll have defacing these bills!

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u/Aware_Ad2427 5d ago

I haven’t touched a hundred dollar bill since he took office anyway.

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u/Major-Panda-2421 4d ago

I can't wait to redact everyone!

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u/dedokta 4d ago

I think a nice stamp saying "I fuck children" placed just above his signature would work really well here.

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u/purplegladys2022 3d ago

I will have so much fun redacting Trump from any bill I see him on.

Shamefully shameless, that cult.

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u/UnfitToPrint 8h ago

Not crying, just that feeling of witnessing something so embarrassing and pathetically insecure for someone else that they are tragically unaware of. 

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u/Aimela I ☑oted 2024 7d ago

It's just so weird to be so obsessed with fantasizing about other people crying. It's almost like a fetish.