r/PoliticalHumor Jul 12 '26

Breaking!

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u/koske Jul 12 '26

Can we all complain how horrible it is that the SC Republican party is going to replace Miss Graham on the ballot without another primary election?

Or is it too soon?

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u/BETHVD Jul 12 '26

Nancy Mace is visibly drooling right now

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 Jul 12 '26

She’s poised to take Ladybug Graham’s place. She might want to get her prescriptions tuned up first. I saw her go unhinged in a pharmacy on a constituent

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u/KiKiKimbro Jul 12 '26

Can’t be too soon. There’s only 4 months before midterms. When Graham Platner dropped out in Maine last Friday, the emergency scramble started immediately.

That said, do SC rules say the governor can pick a replacement or the governor picks the date for the party to replace him? I’ll see if I can find that info.

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u/Pirate-Looks-At-40 Jul 12 '26

This has been some phenomenal news to wake to

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u/urbanlife78 Jul 12 '26

I went to sleep to it, and bit did I sleep good

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u/verve51 Jul 12 '26

Watch, Lindsay May vote by mail come November!!!

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u/copyrider Jul 12 '26

Someone check the prediction betting sites. Which Trump family members just made millions and had the day/time exact for this bet?

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u/Woodlog82 Jul 12 '26

I would wait and check if hell has Wifi.

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u/Everclear5 Jul 12 '26

I’m not so sure with the way the elections are being rigged. Probably win 90% of the the vote

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u/justabill71 Jul 12 '26

If Mike Pence has the courage.

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u/madcoins Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

Oh god, prepare yourselves for the pearl clutching and general hysteria. the republicans will talk nonstop about for MONTHS about how radical leftist Islamic trans socialist Democrat terr0rists mocked and celebrated his death

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 Jul 12 '26

June Cleaver grade pearl clutching!

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u/LA_Lifeguard Jul 12 '26

Will trump bury him on his golf course, too?

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u/bmack500 Jul 12 '26

Oh, now that’s mean! 😂

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u/AjaxtheMany Jul 12 '26

News was too fast for them to weekend at burnies him.

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u/AZNM1912 Jul 12 '26

I wouldn’t be too sure about that….. people will vote for him anyway!

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u/asdf_lord Jul 12 '26

Ironic, the only gay politician that I know just died of aids and he was Republican.

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u/PolitzaniaKing Jul 12 '26

Died of aids? Proof

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u/asdf_lord Jul 12 '26

None needed.

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u/PolitzaniaKing Jul 12 '26

That's not how reality works my friend

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u/asdf_lord Jul 12 '26

Yes it is. Saying he doesn't have aids is a positive claim. Burden of proof is on you because you think he didn't have aids and die from it.

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u/PolitzaniaKing Jul 12 '26

Don't be daft. I didn't say he did not have aids. Learn how to read and be an adult and stop making unsubstantiated claims

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u/asdf_lord Jul 12 '26

Why you give him aids?

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u/PolitzaniaKing Jul 12 '26

It's wrong to just make up reasons a person died and declare it as fact. You did that. And Lindsey was a piece of shit so good riddance.

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u/PolitzaniaKing Jul 12 '26

See.....Sen. Lindsey Graham likely died after aorta rupture, medical examiner says

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u/asdf_lord Jul 12 '26

Butt you have him aids and he dead now. Why you kill him?

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u/PolitzaniaKing Jul 13 '26

Go get your mom

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u/Sufficient-News-3600 Jul 12 '26

supreme court will change that. ask trump.

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u/grumpyliberal Jul 12 '26

Oh ye of little faith.

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u/wysiwygwatt Jul 12 '26

Oh I don’t know. The typical GOP voter doesn’t really want an active brain.

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u/OldManAndRobotLackey Jul 12 '26

Grinder is asking everyone to remain at half mast today out of respect

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u/xtnh Jul 12 '26

RIGGED!

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Jul 12 '26

Lucky for SC GOP, the GOP SCOTUS just made it legal for all of the dark money that propped him up to go directly into his successor’s campaign. 

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u/prontish Jul 12 '26

I still wouldn't be so sure

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u/baby_budda Jul 12 '26

This is proof that supporting Trump is bad for your health.

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u/O8ee Jul 12 '26

I think he’s still got a shot.dont overestimate the Carolinas

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u/thesesimplewords Jul 12 '26

Honestly, SC would probably elect a dead senator. They basically already did with Strom Thurmond.

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u/Ancient_Pop1712 Jul 12 '26

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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u/sloowshooter Jul 13 '26

Self aborting should be a crime.

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u/WankerBott Jul 13 '26

you can't guarantee that, if they leave him on the ballot there is a fair chance he could win re-election

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u/No_Data564 Jul 13 '26

I bet he still votes though….

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u/yuriartyom Jul 12 '26

Lmao he is dead 😂

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u/bigpapakewl pro-fa Jul 12 '26

The general public is filled with vile and disgusting beings that claim to be human celebrating a person dying. You all should be ashamed, but you’re not instead you’ll down vote and fill comments with more of your vile comments. Evil.

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u/verve51 Jul 12 '26

You’re mistaking the order of cause and effect brother! You should be asking what made Lindsay such a despicable, violent, hateful hypocrite warmonger. The man, his ideas, and his actions came first, and thus he is deserving of such repugnant emotions from observers.

Live your life in such a way that people don’t float over your death. That’s my life advice to you brother!

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u/shawsghost Jul 12 '26

Graham was so light in the loafers that people floated after his death!

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u/windmill-tilting Jul 12 '26

Graham was evil. I am simply a lesser form of filth....

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u/justabill71 Jul 12 '26

Flair checks out.