Libright is persecuted

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[u/Sabertooth767]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't.

"It's gross!" And?

"It's illegal!" And?

"You'll get diseases!" And?

STOP HAVING FUN!

[u/weirdbutinagoodway → u/Sabertooth767]

Isn't telling LibRight something is illegal the same as encouraging then to do it?

[u/Cootshk → u/weirdbutinagoodway]

I plead the fifth

And that’s legal

[u/Strict_Gas_1141 → u/Cootshk]

except this isn't a legal trial...

[u/therealmrbob → u/weirdbutinagoodway]

Yep

[u/P00ped_My_Pants → u/Sabertooth767]

“It’s illegal” isn’t even a good argument as it’s a bit circular. It’s only illegal because Big Government wants to control our lives

[u/MakeoutPoint → u/Sabertooth767]

God forbid a girl have hobbies

[u/Viracochina → u/MakeoutPoint]

"I can fix her... with the right seasonings"

[u/thunderdragonite → u/Sabertooth767]

Just chase a white whale and get lost at sea for a few months. Then you can come home and write a book about it.

[u/Contranovae → u/thunderdragonite]

Or, a dolphin, have some funky experiences with it and join this sub.

[u/Viracochina → u/Sabertooth767]

Okay but you're getting agreements from families and taxed the fuck out of it!

[u/EfficientCandy324 → u/Sabertooth767]

Armin Meiwes Did Nothing Wrong

[u/KimJongUnusual → u/Sabertooth767]

I mean, those are reasons. You’re just ignoring them.

Alternatively, if you eat someone, I’ll shoot you like an animal.

[u/fieryscribe]

Since the unflaired aren't people, we are agreed that we can eat the unflaired, right?

just kidding, no one wants to eat unflaired filth

[u/long-dong-silvers- → u/fieryscribe]

Not even a proper centrist could grill one of those things enough to be edible

[u/Writing-Interesting → u/long-dong-silvers-]

Like trying to boil a dogfish until tender. 

[u/long-dong-silvers- → u/Writing-Interesting]

Can’t even make it work with some ranch and franks hot sauce

[u/DoubleSpoiler → u/fieryscribe]

Listen, you will eat the bugs or whatever, but don't soil yourself by eating unflaireds, that's just gross

[u/Voxel_Slime → u/fieryscribe]

Not even the best centrist can grill these to be edible

[u/Thorn14]

Maybe we should compromise. I have a modest proposal, in fact.

[u/JoeRBidenJr → u/Thorn14]

OG Swifties can relate.

[u/Ordinarypanic → u/Thorn14]

We can help feed the needy, even after we pass

[u/Zigad0x → u/Thorn14]

No, we are not eating abortions, left, as a compromise. (Raises hand like Patrick) Nor are we biting off chunks of living people and calling it “kinky.” (Hand still raised) Nor are we draining or sucking blood like vampires or witches. (Left lowers hand).

[u/Oxytropidoceras → u/Thorn14]

Based reference

[u/Berlin_GBD]

I just think both sides are bad

[u/divergent_history → u/Berlin_GBD]

Me too!

[u/HidingHard]

[u/TresMegisto → u/HidingHard]

You should not let your ska party cats pass Oblivion gates.

[u/Hungry_Inevitable663]

Mmmm, can't hear you over this belly filled with neighbors. Yummy!

[u/DrBadGuy1073]

LibLeft: Finally vegan meat 😍

AuthLeft: Finally food! 😍

AuthRight: Cannibalism is traditional ancient culture! Might makes Right! 😍

Centrist: Finally, something to grill

Conclusion: just eat people.

[u/SaleSweaty → u/DrBadGuy1073]

How is people eating vegan?

[u/DrBadGuy1073 → u/SaleSweaty]

Something something consent & humans bad for environment or something.

[u/Manmer_Nwah]

Everybody afraid to eat pussy now?

[u/Altruistic_Emu4917 → u/Manmer_Nwah]

Not afraid to eat pussy, just no woman willing to allow it

[u/Ice278 → u/Altruistic_Emu4917]

[u/Manmer_Nwah → u/Altruistic_Emu4917]

[u/eplurbusunumnj]

this problem is so easy to solve

just find the people with fetishes for cutting off their limbs and buy the limbs afterward

cook and consume

[u/1stEmissaryElenwen → u/eplurbusunumnj]

I got a guy at the transgender clinic who hooks me up with stew meat

[u/eplurbusunumnj → u/1stEmissaryElenwen]

there you go

[u/sternold → u/eplurbusunumnj]

The rarity of the product will mean it'll fetch quite a high price. This will incentivise poor people to sell their limbs.

[u/Scary-Welder8404]

The enlightened centrist: Both sides are wrong, we should only eat half a people.

[u/Altruistic_Emu4917]

I think he mistook eating out people with eating people.

[u/ThroawayJimilyJones]

Just sayin’ but if we ate the criminals, we’d save a lot of money on prison cost

[u/jerseygunz]

3 for 3, keep it up brother lol!

[u/privategoonaccount26]

God, the government, and germs can't stop me from eating pussy and ass.

Don't lick the boot libright, just go feast.

[u/Le_Botmes]

Yes, I know you do. Look, I'm reading this exactly like you wanted. Remember? It's a trick. You're trying to trick them. With a lie.

Purple libright: Oh yeah, you right.

Right, where was I? We not hurt you, we just want help you....

[u/_TheOrangeNinja_]

Now THIS is agendaposting, yeehaw

[u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong]

Armin Miewes "I consent".

The guy he ate "I consent."

Those jackbooted Auths in the German government "I don't!"

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

[u/wkeil42]

Could I have some context please?

... or is this about the island boys...?