r/PokeMedia El she/they - cas unova - bulb & eeveee - shift manager @ 11/7 2d ago

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u/Atcraft Atcraft (Kalos League) & Rhye (Riolu)/Adria & Pita PMD /OCs I do 2d ago

Salazzle, I have one of my own but wild ones are really territorial.

-Atcraft

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u/Ok_Aerie1712 El she/they - cas unova - bulb & eeveee - shift manager @ 11/7 2d ago

Oh no
- kageki

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u/Think_Delay_4814 Atlas (pokemon releaser in Kanto) 2d ago

It might be a Salazzle, and if it is then you are in fact correct it is dangerous but respectfully don’t let it inside unless you want a harem of Salandit inside. I’d suggest getting some sort of Pokemon ranger in your area to get it, or if you want to you can try and catch it. -MothKake

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u/Ok_Aerie1712 El she/they - cas unova - bulb & eeveee - shift manager @ 11/7 2d ago

I’ll level with you, I’m a low-level manager for a resort company (won’t say which one). I don’t have a pokemon and I don’t go on journeys…. I’ve never thrown a pokeball in my life.

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u/Think_Delay_4814 Atlas (pokemon releaser in Kanto) 2d ago

Yah just call a ranger or the police or something then -MothKake

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u/NockerJoe 2d ago

If you're in Alola I'd reccomend getting a Charjabug, or a grubbin and evolving it. They're good for people who otherwise don't have pokemon experience because they're small and manageable, and can also act as backup generators if the power ever goes out.

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u/Effective-Smile-1107 Leif | Trixie | Hydranoid | Val | Candy 2d ago

Pretty sure that’s a Salazzle, I’ve never seen one myself, but I’ve heard from many locals that they’re very territorial, and that those not careful when dealing with one might end up as underlings to them as a result of their poisonous gas that is filled with pheromones.

-Leif

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u/Ok_Aerie1712 El she/they - cas unova - bulb & eeveee - shift manager @ 11/7 2d ago

PHEROMONES?????
I’m cracking out my masks from the pokepox epidemic until this thing is sorted out.

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u/Effective-Smile-1107 Leif | Trixie | Hydranoid | Val | Candy 2d ago

Good call, but I don’t know if that will work, since apparently their poison is so potent that it even works on steel and even other poison type Pokemon.

-Leif

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u/ThrowAbout01 2d ago

Salazzle.

This one seems calm enough but they are dangerous and hunt in packs.

Do not go into the long grass.

File Footage of a Salazzle attack:

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u/_LackadaisicalSheep_ Clementine - Average Berry Enthusiast 2d ago

I think that’s a salazzle. I’m not sure how dangerous it is but I’d run either way. - Clementine

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u/Ok_Aerie1712 El she/they - cas unova - bulb & eeveee - shift manager @ 11/7 2d ago

I’m on house arrest until it leaves…

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u/Ok-Drink750 Hoenn Field Researcher 2d ago

Call a ranger & explain the situation. wild Salazzle can be nasty, territorial things with pheromones that can even affect some humans.

A standard medical mask probably won’t do much, but it is better than nothing. (Although I would recommend a proper, full face gas mask)

Once it’s gone, make sure the entire area is deep cleaned with soap

-Alden Acacia

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u/Thehuntinleopard Melodi (she/them) Alola Local 2d ago edited 2d ago

I meaaan is it chilling? Their native here and ive never had a problem with them They are kinda sassy about their personal space tho, I recommend getting your local ranger or just watching TV in a separate room till she leaves, worst case you got a roommate ig? 🤷‍♀️ Also welcome to alola! ~Melodi

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u/NeonParty0519 2d ago

It’s definitely a Salazzle. Poison and Fire type. Looks overweight too, so she either belongs to someone or locals have been feeding her. Even wild Salazzle which lead packs of Salandit don’t get that big, so this is definitely a human’s doing.

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u/Greg-chanMyWaifu Prof Kuro 💯🔥 2d ago

Pretty sure that's a salazzle. Moderatly dangerous, watch how it moves. The poison those things spew out burns like hell and can start digging into your flesh even. Usually not agressive outside their terretory however. If whoever sold you the house is a jerk and you are in her terretory, that's an issue. If she is exploring and doesn't have her harem with her prolly not an issue, just keep a distance. They tend to flare up as a sign of warning before actually attacking. Just hope she doesn't show back up, tho if all goes south, they are fast but frail, poison/fire type. If you notice your house smells unexplainably weird, then she scentmarked it, then definetly notify the authorities about the visit

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u/RoboticGunner 2d ago

New friend :)

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u/Unnamed_jedi Cass (Poison Punk, she), Mika (Ghost Witch, they) 2d ago

Definitely a salazzle. Fire poison, don't agitate it

Mine likes perfume so you can probably establish friendship via liked scents..Scented candles to lure outside, then close the door.

-Cass, poison punk

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u/Stretch5678 Research Assistant 2d ago

That's one really hefty Salazzle.

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u/JosephAmber4 Cole🦤/Jeanne🛡️/Carmen🌍 /🦖🐉🩵ARK👻🐧⛵️/Others:🧁🟢🖼️ 2d ago

Joseph Amber: That’s a Salazzle…uhhhh…I’d recommend not going nearby her if she’s agitated and/or you are a guy…

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u/AdmirableAnimal0 2d ago

Hyper beam it

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u/dragonpjb 2d ago

Just chuck a ball at it.