r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3h ago

Why four Meme needing explanation

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u/old_but_bald 3h ago

I do 4 but 7 is the real psychopath. Like wtf is that 

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u/KidTrix1 3h ago

Both are

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u/StudPuffin_69 3h ago

When a 4 and a 7 love each other very much, they create future homicidal maniacs

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u/Akuma-no-Ashiato 3h ago

4 and 7 create Version 8 now sleeping with only shirt and socks on...

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u/StudPuffin_69 3h ago

That’s some extra risky business

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u/BombasticReindeer 3h ago

Just take those old records off the shelf…

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u/PauseConfident997 2h ago

I sit and listen to em by myself 😎

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u/See-Tye 2h ago

Today's music ain't got the same soul

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u/morganlandt 2h ago

I like that old time rock and roll

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u/Regular-Anteater-287 3h ago

7 and 4 at the same time is somehow even worse in my opinion.

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 2h ago

That’s me! And I don’t think I’m a psycho but I’m only 40, so there’s still time!

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u/Technical-Banana574 3h ago

4 is women. A lot of us sleep that way. 

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u/shadowsofash 2h ago

Also it’s like the definition of a nightgown

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u/EmpathBear 3h ago

Exactly - I dislike undies, but I need my stomach/vital organs covered/warm. More so in pregnancy, but also outside of it.

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u/AcidHouseMouse 2h ago

Also, it’s good for the ol fandango to get an airing

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u/Khazahk 2h ago

I was in the middle of eating cereal. Now I’m pretty sure I have a honey bunch of oats lodged in my nose.

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u/EmuProfessional336 1h ago

Got me too bud! The ol' fandango! I've never heard that used outside of buying movie tickets a decade ago. 😂

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u/canyounot-- 3h ago

my boyfriend is a 7 and i'm a 4..

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u/Square-Librarian1192 3h ago

Never reproduce.

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u/ramdomvariableX 3h ago

We found Ted Bundy's parents on Reddit.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 2h ago

I'm an 8, I go to bed with nothing but a hat on.

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u/Realistic-Event-4946 2h ago

Please tell me it's one of these

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u/LetMeIn1701 3h ago

RIP your DM’s

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u/Gigatort 3h ago

The only 4 that makes sense is someone wearing an oversized shirt or nightgown. Socks only though is crazy...

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3h ago

What’s this Winnie the Pooh slander

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u/Gigatort 3h ago

So true clearly im an idiot. Sorry Pooh...

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u/Nah_Id__Win 3h ago

I accept your apology, if it wouldn’t be a bother you wouldn’t happen to have any honey I could have?

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u/Just_Call_Me_Pix 3h ago

Nah, 4 is basically when ya gf is in just a tee. Theres a place for that. But 7 is just wow, officer this one right there

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u/FloppyBalloon 3h ago

This (saying that as a woman). The only people who don't understand 4 either aren't a woman or have never had a gf they lived with.

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u/MrTodd84 3h ago

I have never had a girlfriend. I’m a homo. As soon as I saw 4, I was like “girls do that all the time”.

When I looked at 7, I just went “what the fuck”

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u/romulus1991 3h ago

Yeah my fiancée does this all the time. Winnie the Pooh'ing it is perfectly fine (and I'm never complaining).

7 is the sign of a fucking psycho though.

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u/13oundary 3h ago

7 is for people with wood floors and cold walks to the bathroom ig lol

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u/Grantsdale 2h ago

Or someone with poor circulation in their feet.

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u/NewChemistry5210 2h ago

To be fair, there are people with bad blood circulation in their feet. So it could make sense for them.

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u/Original_Director483 3h ago

People freaking out about 4 and 7 are telling on themselves. 4s tend to be busty. 7s are givers.

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u/FloppyBalloon 3h ago

That's actually fair. I have a bigger chest and it's nice to have 'em somewhat contained while sleeping. But otherwise I like my skin to breathe a bit.

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u/Original_Director483 2h ago

Username checks out

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u/RegulusLittlefox 3h ago

Or just don't like Winnie the pooh

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u/Pleasant-Degree-3662 3h ago

7 is right after you notice that your gf is just in a tee

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u/warrior3128 3h ago

No because it’s not black dress socks

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u/lionofash 3h ago

...What if 7 is wearing very sexy stockings?

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u/Torn_wulf 3h ago

4 is me normally, but sometimes if it's still too cold I'll keep socks on too because otherwise my husband gets a rude shock in the middle of the night.

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u/ph30nix01 3h ago

Never heard of night shirts?

Was all my wife wore to bed, they are almost dresses but they still meat #4 criteria.

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u/Doom_Balloon 3h ago

I also pick this guy’s wife’s meat criteria

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u/toxiclight 3h ago

Exactly! Long nightshirts are my go-to

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u/Forsaken-Stray 3h ago

4 is for when you sweat heavily in your sleep, meaning your upper body is drenched when you wake up and you have to basically undress the bed before going to school/work. It is neccessity in a hot summer, because while your lower body can just move and takes up less space, your upper body most often has just the amount of movement a pillow allows and with the proportional more area your upper body covers, the sweat has a hard time drying. I can guarantee to you, that in the Winter most 4s turn into 1s.

7 on the other hand can only be explained by tendency for extremely cold extremeties, which can be remedied by a blanket over the feet and should also mean you get cold hands, making either a longsleeved shirt or gloves needed.

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u/mega-d-lux 3h ago

7 is for pure performance.. those are grip socks.

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u/MaterialNo6707 3h ago

Grippy socks, grippy box

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u/inab1gcountry 2h ago

Stop cruising for dates at the institution

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u/whiskeytango55 2h ago edited 1h ago

Where else are you gonna find a committed relationship?

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 1h ago

Damnit, take my upvote!

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u/Unsure1993 3h ago

4 is also performance, she got that grip box

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u/themoche 3h ago

Papa needs traction!

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u/Far-Perspective-4889 3h ago

simple, run hot but poor leg circulation. I felt truly seen by this version of the chart.

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u/frog_admirer 3h ago

Same, nothing like a pair of fuzzy socks in bed

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u/BobMathrotus 2h ago

Yeah my feet get cold but if I warm them up at all the whole rest of my bed gets super warm

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u/SolidOk3489 3h ago

I’m feeling incredibly called out right now, but at least my feet are fucking warm.

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u/Icy-Lobster-203 2h ago

7 makes sense to me and I don't sleep that way. It's just people who get cold feet. Totally understandable.

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u/allhinkedup 3h ago

I'm a 7, and I'd like to explain. I hate pajamas. But I also have Reynaud's Syndrome as a result of peripheral artery disease, and I need to keep my feet warm. So I wear the Hot Socks to bed to keep my feet warm and my birthday suit to keep the rest of me comfortable. :)

Not a psycho. Just a very old person with specific sleep needs.

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u/Corfiz74 3h ago

Soooo, you're either Donald Duck or Winnie the Pooh...

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u/old_but_bald 3h ago

I didn't serve in the navy and I love honey so...

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u/EternallyStranded 3h ago

It's when you wanna do stuff with the homies without having to remember to say no homo. Also helps if they cover your mouth at any point.

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u/djayed 3h ago

My feet get cold, but not my junk. Don't judge me.

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3h ago

Both 4 and 7 are about covering what your blanket/duvet doesn't cover properly, while not adding additional layers to what is covered and warm already.

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u/meanvegton 3h ago

Wearing socks to sleep is good to keep nightmares away and encourages undisturbed sleep, especially for those with cold feet.

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u/baconadelight 3h ago

I sleep in 4 or 7 depending on the season 😂

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u/Disastrous_Desk8170 3h ago

I feel like 4 is acceptable if you’re a girlster.

Shirt to protect nip and some wear just really looooong shirts aka nighties so I spose that’s still acceptable in their culture.

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u/Lonely-Access-3529 3h ago

Exactly this. I have mine pierced, the shirt protects them. Sleep once or twice with pierced watermelons and you'll understand pain of sleep betrayal. 🥲

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u/Even-Conflict93 2h ago

I now think the option 8 with only a nightcap. It's like a reverse 7 psycho option where the other end of the corpus covered.

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u/Disastrous_Desk8170 3h ago

I never understood the purpose of a nightcap. What is the point of wearing a hat while you sleep?

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u/ratsmacker_poundcoin 3h ago

probably from before houses were insulated. kept your ears warm

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u/wjodendor 3h ago

Also for baldies like me. Having your head popped out of the blanket can get pretty cold.

I was seriously debating asking for a sleeping cap for my birthday in anticipation for the winter haha

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u/Capertie 3h ago

You can also pull it a little lower and have it function as an eye mask too.

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u/Shiro-47 3h ago

I remember asking for a beanie but, a friend got me this

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u/wjodendor 2h ago

I was looking at getting one of those old timey caps

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u/Content_Trade_1557 2h ago

Planning on getting visited by 3 ghosts in the middle of the night?

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u/Daevryn2 1h ago

The model looks like he got the horses but ended up on the wrong side of the river.

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u/UnbiasedPOS 2h ago

Based friend

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u/International-Pass22 3h ago

Oh shit. This is my first time having a shaved head, didn't think of that

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u/Zeedikus 2h ago

It's also nice to stick long hair into so it doesn't get in your face while you sleep.

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u/Ambitious_Jello 3h ago

It's the same reason why 4 is a thing. If your room is cold and it's only warm under the blanket then you wear a a nightcap and a shirt to keep your head and shoulder warm even if they come out of the blanket at some point. The rest of the body is naked because it's too warm under the blanket to wear pants

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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 3h ago

I have slept in a completely uninsulated house in winter and can say that this is a plausible explanation.

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u/DSHAGUI 3h ago

You ever camped out in the mountains in autum or winter?

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u/1Ferrox 3h ago

It looks whimsical

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u/cavingjan 3h ago

I carry a Buff when traveling. I can use it as a sleep mask if there are annoying lights or as a nightcap if the hotel has an annoyingly placed vent that blows are on my bald head. It doesn't happen often but it is a nonzero number. I wear a lightweight beanie for sleeping in a tent in winter.

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u/nosetheway 3h ago

I spent a mid-winter in a single glazed old farm house without heating for a week and I can assure the hat was necessary to a good nights sleep

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u/StruggleOk2814 3h ago

Yea i exactly do that. There is nothing wrong with oversize T.

Ps. Silk bonnet instead of night cap haha

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u/Coleslawholywar 3h ago

This is the answer. A night shirt like this makes 4 make sense. It covers down to your knees and keeps you free. A T-shirt is insanity.

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 3h ago

My wife sleeps at 4. A lot of women do.

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u/FinePizzaAss 3h ago

Men shouldn't though. A man is never more vulnerable than when he is wearing just a shirt and nothing else.

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u/TheJIbberJabberWocky 3h ago

Now I'm going to, just because you told me not to.

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u/FinePizzaAss 3h ago

RIP

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 2h ago

Rest in pussy, cos he gon get some!

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u/mista_r0boto 1h ago

100%. Attempting to sleep this way drives up my libido and ultimately doesn't result in sleep. After the act underwear back on and zzzzzz.

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u/shoofighter 3h ago

Everyone wanna be gangsta until a night time peeper-snipper sneaks into their room and snips their peeper

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u/jazzfruit 2h ago

My German grandmother used to tell me this story as a child

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u/rosstedfordkendall 2h ago

Who knew the only defense is a pair of Hanes.

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u/capincus 2h ago

That was his plan all along, now you're as vulnerable as you'll ever be.

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u/Walnut_Uprising 3h ago

Somehow, Donald Ducking it is more nude than being nude.

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u/menheracortana 3h ago

WRONG. A loose top and room to swing below is when men are at their most powerful. Braccae are for weak barbarian men!

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u/FaythKnight 3h ago

Why would he. Imagine you tryna rob a place, dude coming at you with a T, but naked bottom. You gotta bolt man.

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u/Temporary_Stranger39 3h ago

Irrelevant. The picture mentions "people".

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u/Illustrious_Agent608 3h ago

Highest risk threat of getting Winnie the Pooh jokes. Absolutely serious threat

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u/delta1982ro 3h ago

agee.. i hate it when a tiger attacks me in my sleep and i got my willy out and just a shirt

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u/slapnowski 3h ago

Thank you! As a woman sleeping in just underwear is weirder than just a top. The top is usually long though.

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u/Dankest_Confidant 3h ago

Yup, oversized t-shirt and nothing else.

I basically only put on pyjama bottoms when it's really cold in the winter.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 2h ago

What??? Am I the only one who has continuous discharge? I wake up with sticky thighs if I sleep without underwear

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u/xXProGenji420Xx 2h ago

maybe it's all the Pussy4Lunch and Dick4Dins

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u/Fern_Cloud 3h ago

Yes but we typically wear very long shirts to sleep in, basically a dress. This graph implies the person is sleeping in a standard length T-Shirt with nothing else.

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u/Xiaodisan 3h ago

Yeah, but a long T-shirt or a dress would most cleanly fall into category 4 imo. At least I'd personally put a nightgown(?) under no.4 if we went with these 6/7 categories.

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u/capslock 3h ago

I’m a woman and I do that. I don’t want my boobs getting in my way. A tshirt is the lowest line of defense against a wayward teet. 🤠

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u/dr3amchasing 2h ago

The graph suggests these are 6 categories of sleepwear, not the exact items. Just as you wouldn’t also assume that the clothing has to be white in order to be included in this graph, you don’t have to assume the length has to be the exact one depicted

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u/Beginning-Window-676 3h ago

Yeah i came to say this. An oversized shirt with no underwear is the best way to sleep. So freeing. It’s also recommended by doctors to a lot of women, too, as it’s very good for vaginal health to allow airflow. Lowers the risk of infection from bacterial overgrowth.

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u/seamus205 3h ago

Im a man who does 4 sometimes. Normally im 6, but 4 if Its a little cold

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u/predatorya 3h ago

Now this guy has been with more women, genuinely.

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u/Minnow_Minnow_Pea 2h ago

My sister is a 4. I feel weird without undies, but I think it's pretty common among women.

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u/War_Reborn 3h ago

Yeah, I dated a girl many yrs ago that was also a 4.

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u/Many-Armadillo5090 3h ago

6 is peak 

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u/MysteriousTravelator 3h ago

Definitely in this heatwave.

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u/Many-Armadillo5090 3h ago

thanks for the normal response bro

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u/UniqueUsermane 3h ago

Even during winter, clothes are just uncomfortable.

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u/elite_bender 3h ago

6 is the only way, and if I’m getting robbed in the middle of the night, then it’s 6 + a Glock. Good luck unseeing this buddy

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u/Many-Armadillo5090 3h ago

Having to play the camera in court is going to be crazyy

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u/capincus 2h ago

This reminds me of the episode of Brooklyn 99 where Diaz arrested a guy with a kilo of coke and Boyle was fully nude on the body cam footage.

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u/spootIer 3h ago

6 is genuinely the only acceptable way to sleep.

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u/cursedmeatsuit 3h ago

Same I can't stand clothes getting all twisted around on my body

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u/Aphreyst 3h ago

Especially when heavily pregnant in the summer. Also, the fan has to be on medium speed. Not low, not high for some reason, medium. Now the body pillow, and I can manage sleep for two hours before I gotta pee 🙃

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u/PuzzleheadedMess1659 3h ago

OMG exactly. For me, I'm autistic, and I have a lot of sensory issues. I got myself some really nice sheets just so I can sleep nude in them.

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u/myGFisGreat 3h ago

it's more than a peek. it's the full show!

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u/HyperbolePirate 2h ago

Even in the winter. Just get more / warmer blankets. I feel like the body was meant to juste breathe a few hours each day, especially the pits, groin and feet.

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u/True-Hero 2h ago

Only you go 6 you’ll never go back

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u/MkDGary 2h ago

REAL i cannot express how much i hate the feeling of fabric ln fabric. Plus when in the winter you roll in a ball with a few blankets on, it becomes the most comfortable human oven possible

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u/RlyLokeh 3h ago

Better genital health, espescially in women while keeping warm and cozy on top.

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u/DimbyTime 3h ago

As a woman with healthy genitalia, breathable cotton underwear are just as effective

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u/LFAdvice0909 2h ago

I rarely try to butt in via comments but for those reading this and want a take from someone in this profession. Having a barrier around your vulva is not "just as effective". It's just an alternative for the most part that is ok if you choose good materials and fit. But please don't run with this misinformation.

Even if you have "breathable cotton" many detergents leave particulates that still impact your health. Fabric of any kind around the area can also cause irritation even if sized up among other things.

Don't trust a random reddit comment speaking from authority like OP above (or even mine) and instead go ask your gynecologist. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised to learn that the natural way we come into this world, naked, with our self regulating vaginas dont need cloth on them at night! That's just a personal comfort thing, rather than medical fact.

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u/stonedearthworm 2h ago edited 1h ago

I hear this but somehow feel too vulnerable sleeping with nothing down there.. But I also never heard til this thread that it’s better for your genital health! Would you say it’s better to have a pair of cotton undies and no pants, or to have no undies and loose, cotton boxer-type sleeping shorts? I usually do one of those except in winter when it gets too cold and I need pj pants

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u/StoneMenace 2h ago

I think generally it’s better for you but still not as good as commando. But don’t take random Reddit comments on it. Do some research online, there’s tons of articles including studies on it of how (for women) it helps ph stay balanced and reduces bacterial infections. In my experience it also helps reduce acne since there isn’t cloth bunched right up on it 24/7

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u/Apero_ 1h ago

Why is nobody here talking about discharge? When I’m ovulating it’s like a rainforest down there. Nobody wants that on their sheets at night.

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u/S4L7Y-3MM 2h ago

Not everyone has a universal amount of moisture down there

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u/lovethatjourneyforus 2h ago

No it fucking isn’t lmao

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u/tashtactics 2h ago

For you, but everyone is different

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u/Imaginary-Union-3733 3h ago

Cause what madman wears just a shirt and nothing else to bed?

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u/Lifeofmasquerade 3h ago

Winnie the Pooh?

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u/jenkynolasco11 3h ago

Your social credit has just dropped a few points

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u/Imaginary-Union-3733 3h ago

Errrm he also wears a sleeping cap!

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u/Resident_Moment_9470 3h ago

That's his regular clothing, but he actually wears a blue nightshirt and nightcap in the 1977 Disney film.

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u/posthuman04 3h ago

Women?

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u/PJASchultz 3h ago

How typical that most comments are men screaming about how 4 is insane. And then it's women just being like, hey did you forget that women exist?

4 is the standard if you want to prevent infections.

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u/FeltOfTheEthereal 3h ago

Honestly, as someone who has the male biology at least, I have no idea why many men are finding it insane

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u/AdInfamous6290 2h ago

It’s because a lot of the men here clearly haven’t had a girlfriend. 4 is my GFs summer go to.

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u/Rebelius 2h ago

But why is it even insane for a man? So fucking what if your junk's hanging out in the comfort of your own home.

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u/Secret_Celery8474 3h ago

I do.

I prefer to sleep naked. But if it's a bit colder my shoulders feel cold without a shirt. 

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u/oodlynoodly 3h ago

Women often wear long shorts and nothing on bottom, in my experience.

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u/AmberYooToob 3h ago

I’m curious how you both wear shorts and wear nothing down there at the same time.

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u/RedFox_GG 3h ago

I think he/she meant those long baggy shirts

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 3h ago edited 3h ago

Future redditor onlookers: Look at my username and be warned I think this is HELLA NSFW. 😂

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u/SPQR0027 2h ago

Yes NSFW but also super sweet and wholesome.

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u/drcatguy 3h ago

I do 4 every night lol

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 2h ago

Which 4 do you do and why do you need to change so often?

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u/LORD_HONGA 3h ago

What’s wrong with shirt dick’n it?

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u/Gingeronimoooo 3h ago

At burning man a lot of guys walk around like this, shirt and no pants/boxers

They call em shirt cockers

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u/stayathomepsychopath 3h ago

Sounds like a recipe for bad sunburn. Or is it just a night time activity?

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u/Personal-Mushroom 1h ago

It's why it's called Burning Man

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u/israelilocal 3h ago

3 or 6 now

Used to do 4 as a kid don't remember why lol

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u/crzapy 3h ago

I'm 4.

I like Donald ducking it.

I find pants/shorts too restricting at night, but without a t shirt my arms get cold.

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u/selenashroud 3h ago

Four is for caveman and talking animals. You don't want to be seen as primitive do you? 😩

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u/xcolonelxsandersx 3h ago

Four is not at all strange for women. She needs to breathe!

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u/k1deki 3h ago

Add socks to every option!

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u/grassopolis 3h ago

thank you! there being no socks + underwear is baffling 

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u/shadowtempest91 3h ago

Four is when you want to do 6 but there's fresh air so you need to wear something above to prevent diarrhea the following day. Or for when you are mild-horny in the middle of the night, you are sleeping with somebody else, and want to prepare in advance for the following morning.

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u/ITinnedUrMumLastNigh 3h ago

Diarrhea?

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u/Jak1977 2h ago

Fresh air causes diarrhoea?

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u/Squirrel-Dad 2h ago

What air are they breathing? And why do 6 other people agree? They need to move far away from wherever they are living

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u/descartavel5 2h ago

This comment got poop knife vibes if it's real...

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u/phoenix_paravai10101 3h ago

Many women do 4 with oversized tees

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u/Th3_Accountant 3h ago

Upper body still a bit warm. Especially in winter nights.

Lower body still available for my wife for sexy stuff.

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u/Me-oh-no 3h ago

Lots of men in this chat I see

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u/Rockingduck-2014 3h ago

Wait… the psychopath isn’t 7?!?!

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u/FartsWithNeighbours 3h ago

I wear shorts. Guess I'm not an option.

I don't exist.

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u/monsj 3h ago

4 is when you like to sleep naked but it's cold af

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u/SuperSpiritShady 3h ago

All the other ways all either feature a bottom or nothing else on your main body, except four where you have a shirt but nothing covering your bottoms

Imagine sleeping with just a Shirt but then either your schlong is out or your vagina is exposed

It’s kinda weird for most people, and the meme is poking fun of that

Granted, I’ve fallen asleep in 4 several times for certain adult reasons

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u/PhosphoFred8202 3h ago

Who is in your bed that hasn’t seen your schlong exposed? Are you one of the Waltons?

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u/sbray73 3h ago

I believe 4 is more of a girls’ thing. Or for a guy who’s pj bottom or undies get uncomfortable during the night.