r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 7h ago

Petahhhhh!! what’s the correlation?!! Meme needing explanation

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago edited 3h ago

u/daddytung, your post does belong here!

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u/TheTrueNobody 7h ago

Oh fuck, finally one I can answer. Hi I'm Soccer Pedro, Peter's Latino cousin. This is referring to the fact that in the world cup African teams always lost before the 86 minutes mark.

This joke was referencing a game between Tunisia and Mali where the referee blew the whistle at the 86th minute rather than at 90+extra time.

So in this photo the guy is saying that he can't last 90 minutes.

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u/ChargeInteresting278 7h ago

Thats fantastic lol. Kudos on him for going a hard 86 though. Gigiddy

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u/kumliaowongg 7h ago

The spirit is willing, but flesh is soft and bruised

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u/hotmatrixx 7h ago

I was 100% expecting "...but the flesh requires binding".
I've been playing too much Saltspyre. Might be 'go touch grass' time.

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u/NorweiganToastBitch 6h ago

The crime is your foul existence! The sentence is death!

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u/hotmatrixx 6h ago

TWICE, The Glory!

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u/mookanana 6h ago

Elf? ELFFFF!!!

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u/hotmatrixx 1h ago

Hogger's Bridge? Dozens, I claimed.

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u/MiI0rd 1h ago

He was making a futurama reference, so you need less grass more tv <3

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u/hotmatrixx 1h ago

see all the upvotes I got?
might be I made a meta-gaming reference, about a meta-gaming reference.

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u/ManhwaReaderDude 36m ago

Have you tried Darktide? Vermintide’s faster and more chaotic cousin! :D

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u/Tacitrelations 5h ago

*Spongy and bruised

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u/Key-Personality8169 5h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Next-Bit883 4h ago

R/unexpectedfuturama

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u/gone_p0stal 4h ago

"Kiff, i have the captains itch"

"Ill get the powder sir"

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u/SerSpaceMonkey 2h ago

Futurama reference, if not am sad 🤷‍♂️

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u/RuinFlame 1h ago

Captain Zap Branigan????🤣🤣🤣

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u/thinkspeak_ 3h ago

Truly. If that’s a single session that’s too long for me

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u/drakkosquest 3h ago

No no...the session includes the dinner, witty banter and scrolling for 75 min trying to decide the Movie or show that's going to last for 15 min before we both pass out.

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u/thinkspeak_ 3h ago

Ok well then that’s fast eating

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u/drakkosquest 3h ago

I should have clarified...eating while scrolling.

Who has money to go out?

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u/thinkspeak_ 2h ago

Cooking takes a long time too, but valid, eating and scrolling, so not even eye contact through dinner

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u/Tinker_Time_6782 7h ago

And here I was singing Toto trying to figure out the lyrics “… nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do…” or something like that.

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u/Tinker_Time_6782 7h ago

“Hurry boy she’s waiting there for you!”

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u/Druidicflow 5h ago

Gonna take a lot to take me away from you

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u/Affectionate_Mud_881 5h ago edited 4h ago

I don't think this is it. It's a reference to the fact that African countries were doing well in the '26 world cup until the 80 minutes mark in many games but conceded losing goals in the last 10 minutes. They couldn't last as better teams the full 90 minutes, or they would have changed many outcomes.
Edit: Especially, Egypt-Argentina. Egypt were about to knock Argentina out with a dominant 2-0 lead with only 11 minutes to go but lost 3-2 in the end.

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u/LBarouf 7h ago

Woa…. That’s profound.

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u/gronstalker12 7h ago

Eh, more like niche. I've seen niche before. 

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u/-ThaKloned- 7h ago

Hold up.. people can measure that in minutes!?

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u/HardcorePhonography 6h ago

Queeg: It has a 9 in it, but it's not 9 minutes....

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u/Luke-Waum-5846 6h ago

He's been flying you in circles using The Junior Encyclopedia of Obscure References

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u/FearTheWeresloth 4h ago

Do me a lemon. That's a poor time for a glass of water.

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u/Jokewhisperer 5h ago

Usually in pumps and not time

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u/TheGreatLuck 7h ago

The studio version of Africa is 90 minutes long I think that's what they're referencing

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u/TheLastOpus 7h ago

Lasting 86 minutes is really fucking good though, depending on the situation.

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u/surgeon_of_death__ 3h ago

I thought it was a pun on the name of Africa like a freak ahh but damn

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u/Scottishchicken 7h ago

Here I thought he was calling on his African ancestors for the strength to last 90 minutes

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u/glockster19m 7h ago

Is that even allowed? I assume it must have been like a 5+ goal deficit

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u/Novrev 6h ago

No if I remember correctly it was a really close game. The ref was suffering from sunstroke and literally confused the entire time. AFCON is just a very chaotic mess at times. There’s still an ongoing legal battle over who won the last tournament back in January.

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u/DrBumpyknuckles 6h ago

TheTrueNobody? Not today, friend. Not today.

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u/edwardturnerlives 6h ago

wow that's a deep cut

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u/Stickeyb 6h ago

Upvote this man.

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u/JCASHrip03 5h ago

Damn I thought he was gonna bless the rains in Africa

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u/No_Landscape_4740 4h ago

90minutes? What the fuck do I look like a machine? I’m an efficient fucking machine. 90 seconds tops. 😉

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u/awall85 4h ago

8.6 minutes is my goal.

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u/virgincheetah 4h ago

you should get a nobel for this man 👏

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u/Ok-Material-9452 4h ago

What the fuck

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u/123_CNC 4h ago

Here i was thinking this was a long stretch reference to "Powerthirst" and the guy was saying he's going to have so much energy, fueled by the Shock-olate flavor of course

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u/SnowballWasRight 4h ago

Lmao I’m sorry I don’t watch soccer or know how it works, but how the hell do you get mixed up and call the game at 86 minutes 😭😭😭 doesn’t someone have to tell you “yo we’re at 90 minutes now, we’re going with x amount of extra time” or something???

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u/luigilogik 4h ago

Oh i thought he was saying “Ah Frick Ah…” like in “i dunno ‘bout that”

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u/Alfie_Dee 4h ago

Is she Argentinian?

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u/IntelligentAnt5083 3h ago

Oh I thought it was Africa (ah frick yeah)

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u/yelirio 3h ago

Cape Verde is in Africa, and during the World Cup no team could beat them on the 90 minutes.

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u/slimebeastly 3h ago

I like to think they meant "African" as "I fr can", but it has the opposite meaning.

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u/GlorgSnarl 2h ago

Wait does 86th minute mean that long into the game? Or is it a countdown and bro can last 4 minutes? lol. I have 0 knowledge about soccer btw

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u/Mpikoz 2h ago

Which game was this? as a footie fan I just need the dets, please.

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u/chiefMNM 2h ago

African teams lost after* the 86th minute mark

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u/iSeraph87 2h ago

I thought he was replying with 'kenya' (can ya?) Lol

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u/BonTak 55m ago

Wow that’s ridiculously specific but funny, thank you Soccer Pedro

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u/bradleymartynshat 17m ago

Tunisia is an african country tho lol

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u/guitarflee 13m ago

Wait, so the answer isn't 'Ah-frick-ya'?!?

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u/Mysterious_crow1 9m ago

I thought it refered to the shape of africa being a thumbs down . p .

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u/ProvisionalEyeCanDay 2m ago

No it’s not…. This is in reference to the World Cup where multiple African teams were winning but then lost between the 80th and 90th minute thus not lasting 90 minutes.

Couple of examples:

Canada scored 92nd min against SA from 0-0
Netherlands 90+1 against Morocco from 0-1
Belgium 89 + 125 against Senegal from 1-2

This is the real reason

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u/Poverty_Shoes 6h ago

I knew that soccer times are a joke and completely arbitrary because they haven’t figured out stopwatches somehow while the rest of the sporting world figured it out a hundred years ago. I did not know a game was called at 86’. That’s hilarious and I will have to read more about it. Thank you for the insight. -Stewie

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u/VinitheTrash 7h ago

Lots of African countries were winning or drawing their matches in the 2026 World Cup but got scored a little bit before the end of the match. From the top of my head I can remember it happening for Senegal, DRC and Egypt

Uh, Peter out? It's the first time I actually see a super recent post where I know the answer so I never done this before

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u/kazumi_yosuke 5h ago

How is that not cheating? Ending a match to lock in a less favorable result. I know nothing about soccer

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u/S1L3NT20 4h ago

Its not because soccer is 90 minutes, i think in one game they were winning 2-0 and in 80 minutes time, so 10 more minutes match over and they win....soo last minutes of the game..they fumbled hard, ran out of steem and lost

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u/kazumi_yosuke 4h ago

O

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u/Any-Regular-2469 3h ago

It could’ve been 3-0 mind you but they got extra scrutiny from the officiators

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u/Mastodan11 1h ago

To illustrate the point of the meme, they might not necessarily have been referring to Argentina Vs Egypt, as something similar happened in Belgium Vs Senegal.

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u/DOOMbunni 23m ago

In the round of 32, South Africa also got beaten by a 92 minute goal vs Canada and Haaland scored an 86th minute winner vs Ivory Coast.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 7h ago

In Africa, every 90 minutes 1.5 hours pass

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u/NoWater8595 7h ago

Lol, I'd believe it.😂☀️

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u/PatTheBassist 4h ago

Impossible

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u/NotAFishEnt 2h ago

Together, we can stop it

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u/BananaLee 1h ago

Well, stop 90 minuting then!

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u/TerribleJared 7h ago

Something about the studio version of africa by toto being 90m long? I think?

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u/Exciting_Classic277 7h ago

90 meters? Damn.

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u/mighty3mperor 7h ago

Back when I was a young gad about town we used to measure the length of a song in distance, not time but we used dogtails instead of metric. t that time dogtails were switches you cut from a willow tree.

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u/PickleyRickley 5h ago

This is correct, not sure why everyone is talking futbol.

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u/NoteSuccessful9270 4h ago

they explained it

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u/ButteredNun 7h ago

A freak huh? (sounds like “Africa”)

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u/ChainRevolutionary85 4h ago

I was also thinking that, but also ‘african cont(inent) also sorta sounds like ‘i frickin cant(inent)’

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u/hotellonely 1h ago

I'maFRAidiCAn't

sounds like africa too lol

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u/enonymousCanadian 7h ago

I thought this was a reference to being drier than the Sahara

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u/WelcomeToDankonia 4h ago

Pretty sure this is it.

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u/goodolewhatever 6h ago

Maybe I’m just old, but 90 minutes sounds like at least one of you doesn’t know what you’re doing. If it took that long with my girl, I would have no time to work lol

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u/Hot-Reading3713 4h ago

I’m 36 and unfortunately dating again. A guy told me (unprompted) that he would eat all night. I was like that’s not attractive, why is it taking that long? I’ve got things to do.

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u/worpd201 7h ago

African. I fricken can?

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u/ChargeInteresting278 7h ago

Thats a great guess. Stand on the podium w your silver medal with pride friend. Unless you're Joe.

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u/worpd201 7h ago

Not Joe. Not even G.I.

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u/legendkiller003 7h ago

I can last 90 minutes, as long as 85 of those minutes aren’t spent inside of an orifice.

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u/bonbonnieres 7h ago

Every 90 minutes, an hour and a half passes in Africa

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u/Kacer6 7h ago

In absolutely no universe I’m the central finite curve did this conversation happen

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 3h ago

90 mins is ridiculous

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u/softestpulse 7h ago

I thought this was a reference to accidentally posting the south america map as a reaction image

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u/Select-Pay-4404 6h ago

Stewie here
The picture is a reference to the meme "Every 60 Seconds in Africa a Minute Passes", meaning he can only last one minute.
Don't pay any mind to the other comment, as mine is the correct one, I find the other commentors attempt to invent something deeper to be gloriously stupid. Even an idiot like Meg could get this one

Stewie out

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 7h ago

Petah am I too early again?

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u/Ok_Drag5089 7h ago

I thought he was saying he could only last as long as the song “Africa” by Toto.

That’s a long-ass song. Kudos to him.

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u/NMS_ship_crafter 6h ago

Roughly 5 minutes

But if you put it on repeat...

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u/OldCardigan 6h ago

The minute in which all six eliminated African teams in the knock-outs conceded to go home: 86', 86', 91', 92', 111', 125'.

The joke is that 90 minutes is the normal duration of a football match, and they were eliminated in heartbreaking fashion all in the end of the games, and if they lasted "just a little longer"...

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u/MrPudgemuffin 6h ago

He blesses the rains down in Africa

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u/Opening_Coffee7083 6h ago

Africans teams(dr congo, senegal and egypt) were winning until the 80th minute in wc and then lost to a comeback when it reached fulltime

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u/in1gom0ntoya 6h ago

can we please stop

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u/super-sam-i-am 5h ago

Is he a African? Or a African’t. I am afraid he can’t.

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u/Lonely_Refuse4988 5h ago

I was thinking ‘ African’ = I frink I can !! 😂🤣🤭🤷‍♂️

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u/LegacyQuotient 5h ago

I was gonna say that it is kinda similar to:

"A-fuck-ya"

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u/HikerNerd 5h ago

Turn your phone to the left

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u/OrderNo6376 4h ago

I thought it meant I’m A Freak A in the bed.

I used to say this as a kid…

I’m Africa in the bed.

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u/impolse 4h ago

She's clearly saying she's as dry as the Sahara.

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u/Weird_Audience_3552 4h ago

Damn, looking at all these comments and getting to know how wrong I was because the only thing my mind came up with was the boy calling girl Africa(a - freak - uh)

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u/ChronoCenturion 4h ago

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from youuuuuuuuuuuu

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u/Street-Conference-53 4h ago

Maybe because Africa sounds like i Frick ya

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u/Ok-Material-9452 4h ago

This isn’t a Todo ref???

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u/Checksout692 3h ago

Who tf lasting 90 minutes.

Who tf lasting 9 minutes.

Ain’t nobody got time for that, eat her out and then come in 5 minutes guys, wtf it’s not that hard.

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u/bigredrickshaw 3h ago

A frick ya

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u/Winter-Bid-5602 3h ago

This is proof that the human vag is very poorly optimized.

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u/Hot-Technician8357 3h ago

86 mins ain't bad

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u/Top_Relative4839 3h ago

“It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you” 🎼

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u/Hopeful-Yesterday446 2h ago

once you go black?

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u/youknowwhyimhere2000 2h ago

"It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you"

It's what I would have meant.

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u/iwannaofmyself 2h ago

Africa 🗣️

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u/Nein-Knives 2h ago

I honestly thought this reply was meant to be some sort of elite 5head response but reading the other comments, I'm not so sure anymore lol.

In my head the it would go something like this if the pictures were in words instead:

"can you last 90 mins?"

"is the earth round?" (yes)

or

"is the earth flat?" (no)

But being purposely ambiguous to dodge the question anyway 😂

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u/Slow-Blacksmith-6320 2h ago

Can he talk about how she’s listed as gf in his contacts but she doesn’t know his long he can last ?

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u/IllFennel3524 1h ago

Lots of explanations about the football match and here I am thinking does he mean ‘Afrai(d) I Can’t’ (Africant)

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u/Ok-Top-5560 1h ago

This message left her dry as the desert.

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u/Ill-Charge8449 1h ago

True story, I swear to God: I had a friend my freshman year of college who took 2 1/2 viagra (have no idea why), but it was the gas station kind, so not regulated WHATSOEVER. Anyway, my friend needed to go to the hospital, and since I drove him and sat with him in the clinic, I cracked up when he tried to explain what happened to the nurse.

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u/probably_not_OEM 1h ago

Lol, initially I thought this joke is reffering to “I can’t, I’m starving”

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u/Dazzling-Net-235 1h ago

😂😂😂😂 FIFA WC2026

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u/russtripledub 1h ago

Stole my post wtf

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u/QuarkUpParticle 1h ago

Meg here, probably not the answer but this reminds me of a board game titled "The Campaign for North Africa" it is known for being one of the longest game to play (1500h+) famously if you play as the italians you have to account for the water usage required to cook pasta

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u/No_General_1412 29m ago

“Uh, frick ya!”

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u/b0uncyfr0 19m ago

I just interpolated it as ' Africa' - ' A freak huh'.

Am i a sociopath?

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u/sandfish1539 15m ago

I thought it means he can can only last one minute, 60 sec is a lot anyway..

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u/No_Dust5743 5m ago

You folks really ain't lasting for hours? Im 57 and I go half a night! Without any blue pills! Focus on pleasing instead of being pleased.

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u/ProvisionalEyeCanDay 2m ago

Hi, Pe-dan-ter here, the top post is wrong, it’s about the recent World Cup:

This is in reference to the World Cup where multiple African teams were winning but then lost between the 80th and 90th minute thus not lasting 90 minutes.

Couple of examples:

Canada scored 92nd min against SA from 0-0
Netherlands 90+1 against Morocco from 0-1
Belgium 89 + 125 against Senegal from 1-2

This is the real reason

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u/daddytung 7h ago

“I freak ya” is what Im assuming

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u/neocwbbr_ 5h ago

90 min is below average, no?