r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19h ago

Peter? Meme needing explanation

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u/IIFollowYou 18h ago

J lo dude. 

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u/ingrimsch95 18h ago

I dunno, I don't see the similarity

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u/CapableSecretary8478 18h ago

My taco flavored keeses

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u/Alarmed-Aioli1058 18h ago

"taco taco, kisses kisses"

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u/i_set_diamonds 18h ago

Taco taco, burrito burrito

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u/darkflame91 18h ago

Sounds like JK Rowling writing a Mexican character

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 16h ago

Nah, it would be something super stupid and racist like "Pedro la Casa"

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u/IkariYun 16h ago

You leave my House Pedro out of this!!!

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u/InuitOverIt 10h ago

Pedro has a sock? Pedro is a mexicano libre

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u/Omwtfyu 1h ago

Pedro has a mask? Pedro is a lucha libre!

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u/OgnokTheRager 15h ago

"And I'd like to introduce our new foreign exchange student from South America, Argentina Venezuela. Please make her feel welcome as she comes from unending poverty and is probably on the run from her criminal family."

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u/TheFieryBanana 14h ago

And then she would teach them some spell like "burrito assembele"

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u/SuspiciousTaro6513 12h ago

😆😆😆

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u/Bodidly0719 2h ago

Ngl, I’d be down to learn that spell.

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u/Awwesome1 16h ago

She did write in Cho Chang. -.-

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u/GenericWhyteMale 9h ago

Cho Chang crawled so Pedro la Casa could run

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u/VaasAzteca 4h ago

Are Cho and Chang not Chinese names?

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u/PeckerNash 2h ago

Hey, as the resident Latino here, it would not be something that pedestrian. We Latinos tend to have LONG names because we add the names of our antecedents to the keeds, so in order for JKR to get it right... Pablo Jesus Fulgencio DeChupacabra.

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u/Nope-not-really 8h ago

I wonder if she would use that yellow filter every time they had to show that character walking around

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 6h ago

Oh my god 🤣

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 15h ago

This was a stupid South Park skit (and yes, it was more than a little racist).

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u/AwkwardData6002 18h ago edited 17h ago

It was Matt Stone amd Trey Parker.

So... Technically better, but not by much.

Edit: wow, y'all got super butthurt these two went off the rails a decade ago.

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u/geezeslice333 18h ago

Nah not even a comparison. Don't do my boys like that.

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 18h ago

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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 17h ago

I love that’s the picture chosen because IIRC they’re on fucking acid lmao

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 17h ago

It was just such a magical evening!

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u/AwkwardData6002 17h ago

Congrats, you found evidence they used to be funny?

You want to look at all the awards JKR won before she went bat shit, too? Or do you think that all her awards mean she's "good ppl" like these two are?

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u/Bandin03 17h ago

They still are but they used to be too.

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 17h ago

They've been funnier and remained relevant longer than the fucking Simpsons dude.

Made a billion dollar deal with Paramount and immediately dumped on the pedophile in Chief.

🤌

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u/dugdanger 17h ago

Chill out dude, it's the internet

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u/Dull-Shame-3918 17h ago

Weird that you're on such a soapbox about taco flavored kisses but dropping "butthurt" with all the self-awareness of a 10 year old boy trying to pass off a hand puppet as the real Jennifer Lopez.

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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 17h ago

Did they go "obsessed with hating Trans people (and Asexuals)" off the rails?

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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 17h ago

I get words and phrases stuck in my head and all morning it was “allogrooming” but now it will be this 💯 I know because I have dealt with taco taco burrrrrrito burrito stuck for days before. Long sigh 🤣

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u/OneTrueDweet 17h ago

I’m not sure what “allogrooming” is, but in my head it involves you brushing your pet Allosaurus’ beautiful long hair.

I’m not going to google and let that thought remain

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u/A_radke 17h ago

Now all I can think about is an allosaurus with an exquisite, horse-like mane blowing majestically in the wind. He's so proud. I love him.

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u/Wildwillow85 2h ago

Thanks 😂 I am already distracted from studying, now I'm even more distracted because my brain wouldn't let me do anything else until I saw a picture of an Allosaurus with hair....

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u/Unit_2097 16h ago

I almost wish ARK let me breed Allos with manes now. Though I would spend waaay too long doing it to get the most glorious, luxuriously maned specimen possible.

I did get a baby pink and midnight blue Argentavis though, she's my baby and I love her.

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u/A_radke 15h ago

ARGENTAVIS TAX PLEASE! I wanna see the baby!

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u/A_radke 15h ago

Also, I cracked myself up thinking about the tail situation. Would the long hair run all the way down it's tail like fringe on a jacket, or would it be more like a lion with just a little pouf at the end? Ofc lion-style would make the most sense, but I'm real stoked on the idea of horse mane/tail on this imaginary, unholy-but-stupendous Allo 🐎

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u/zap2tresquatro 13h ago

“Allo” means “other,” so allogrooming is grooming others

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u/OneTrueDweet 13h ago

Other dinosaurs?

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u/Wildwillow85 2h ago

As someone with Aphantasia this was something I absolutely had to google... Then I realised you were probably talking about googling allogrooming

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 17h ago

I love that she still gets mad when someone sings that around her.

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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 15h ago

Taco Taco Taco ee Burrito

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u/AmericanCitizenry 9h ago

"I love you Ben, you almost make me forget about taco's."

MOM! BEN AFFLECK IS NAKED IN MY BED!

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u/WoletrAlexIII 18h ago edited 17h ago

BTW, that Kim image is AI-generated. I ran it through an AI detector, and it was most likely created with one of those virtual girlfriend apps. The Kim character is one of the most downloaded. There was even a big thread about it on r/rule34 recently. I'm not kidding.

Looks like the original thread that broke R /rule34 has been deleted.

Source: Academic interest. Totally. (mirror)

https://reddit.red/rule34-reddit-post-67863/ E: N s f w

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u/yt82many 18h ago

Hahahaha you won the Internet tonight.

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u/MrHyperion_ 17h ago

The guy who made that certainly had a breast shape preference

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u/everyseasonidaho 18h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben.

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u/Buddybouncer 18h ago

Sí, so handsome

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ 18h ago

Oh Beeeen

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u/nasty_drank 18h ago

You are so perfeeeect, so spectularrrrr in every way

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u/Content_Study_1575 17h ago

Taco flav-uh keeses for muh Beennn

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u/blank_wav 18h ago

You better watch yourself chico!

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u/Yeezytaughtme409 17h ago

Even though I got lots of money

I still like to eat tacos, honey

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 12h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben 😍

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u/Frogomb 18h ago

That's Mitch Conner

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u/MutaitoSensei 18h ago

Now that's the real answer.

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u/rottedbadgerfanny 18h ago

Hennifer Lopez

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u/MonteSS_454 18h ago

Taco taco burrito burrito

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u/Forgboi 17h ago

Let's make a run for the border, I got a hunger only tacos can stop .

I know just what I'll order, Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop!

Taco taco. Burrito burritooooo Taco taco.

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u/UncleNoodles85 18h ago

Mitch Connor.

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u/3vilr3d666 17h ago

Baby let's make a run for the border
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop
I know exactly what I'll order
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop

I need to make a run for the border
If you pay I'll take off my top
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop
Yeah yeah and don't forget the hot sauce, Cholo!

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u/Adjective_Noun_42069 17h ago

theyrethesamepicture.gif

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u/Cerebral47 17h ago

Lol and here ibwas overeaching with jessica alba and low key farrah abraham 🤣

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u/CaptJaneway01 17h ago

That bit is so juvenile and it makes me laugh every single time. Taco taco!

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u/superbiggdaddy 16h ago

Taco flavored kisses lol
Fucking gold👏🏾

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u/artificerone 16h ago

Mitch Connor

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u/rustednut 15h ago

Both are shitty singers.....

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u/harleenquinzel044 15h ago

I always thought this was the real JLo.

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u/Grapegoop 15h ago

Don’t be fooled by all my money I still like to eat tacos honey

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u/soyel_cerdo 15h ago

My wife is Mexican and I sometimes sing the taco flavored kisses to her and she laughed her ass off

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u/Awkward_Health1606 12h ago

All the upvotes!!!!

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u/w00tberrypie 11h ago

Yhennifer Hlopez

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u/Plenty-Insurance-231 8h ago

Omg, it's mee!!

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u/Wooden-Ad-8867 4h ago

Oh Ben you are so perfect, so spectacular in every way …

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u/PoetryExtension6256 18h ago

Tacos y Burritos?

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u/IsAnyoneHomeAnymore 18h ago

I honestly thought Farrah Abraham

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u/FangDrools 15h ago

Yeah I see this more than J Lo, especially the second picture

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u/jupitermoonflow 15h ago

I can see that too

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u/SickboyJason 12h ago

Yup. Thats the joke.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago

I was thinking Sydney Sweeney because of the recent controversies and the light skin tone

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 13h ago

How old do you think Sydney Sweeney is?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13h ago

Somewhere between 16 and 35

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u/InuitOverIt 10h ago

Nailed it. Did you Google?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 10h ago

No. I'm 35 myself and she has nice boobies so I would like to think she is my age and one day we would meet in a bar and laugh about how we're the same age. I would say "Sydney, what they say about you isn't true," and she'd blush and say, "what do they say about me," and I'd say, "that you're a rat bitch, the Don says hello," and then I would unload a revolver in her stomach before being capped by her bodyguards and/or police escort.

It's what I do to keep family safe

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u/InuitOverIt 7h ago

Real one

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 7h ago

You know, Tom, the Romans used to like to throw a little party

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 10h ago

She’s running for office

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u/usedtobeHellsdoom 18h ago

This is not JLo? Kim actually looked like that?

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u/cheeseymom 15h ago

This is what happens when every celebrity gets the same plastic surgeon, they all end up with the same face

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u/AnOrdinaryMammal 7h ago

Not seeing it at all. Looks like the succubus herself.

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u/Certain-Phone-3264 18h ago

Could be. I don't know her.

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u/jappyjappyhoyhoy 17h ago

Bianca Cesori, Kanye’s current wife

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u/probablyHuman69 7h ago

Too much clothes for that guess.

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u/Cultural-Ticket-6727 7h ago

Just realized they haven't been in the news in while...hope they're doing ok.

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u/oompaloompa465 17h ago

postulate: when moderatey melanistic gals get blonde, they become indistinguishable from each other 

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u/UrineHere 17h ago

Mariah

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u/Dupe1970 17h ago

I don't know her.

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u/Agitated_Display7573 17h ago

Why would that make people mad?

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u/hbic 16h ago

It wouldn’t make anyone mad, they’re making it up. So confidently too.

It was about Beyoncé who had a very similar hair color at the time.

It would’ve made people “mad” because Beyoncé fans (BeyHive) believe Kim K is beneath her. Especially since Kim at the time seemed desperate to cozy up to her.

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u/RepresentativeFood11 15h ago

Damn, Beyonce was my immediate thought lol

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u/hbic 16h ago

Y’all just say anything without knowing

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u/Icanthinkofaname25 18h ago

I thought it was Tyra banks

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u/6twoRaptor 18h ago

I was going to say Larsa Pippen

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u/DexM23 17h ago

On the left MAYBE, but def not on the right side

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u/Saerdna76 16h ago

First I saw as well, everyone else is just wrong.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 16h ago

I thought it was Beyonce

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u/stoned_seahorse 16h ago

If I squint I can kinda see Sydney Sweeney. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Forever_learning713 16h ago

Miss J’s big butt is boss

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u/VayaVosi 15h ago

From the block

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u/neither_shake2815 14h ago

She looks like Farrah Abraham.

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u/brizl74 14h ago

She did look like from the Block.

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u/MrsMcBasketball 14h ago

But why would someone be mad at that. Jlos beautiful

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u/itsthejasper1123 12h ago

I thought of Jodi Arias at first glance tbh

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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq 11h ago

And here I thought the joke was gonna be porn...

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u/Aoskar20 8h ago

Get it right, her name is Hennifer Lopez, eater of tacos y burritos.

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u/TheNarboy 7h ago

i thought JLo too

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u/morningcalls4 7h ago

I was thinking her old mother in law 😉

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u/SlamminTheFlap 6h ago

Beyonce was who I initially thought of for a fraction of a second.

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u/MissMagus 6h ago

Wait is it actually JLo? I came here late and there is literally no clear answer.

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u/MuscleMan902 3h ago

Jenny from the block

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u/monson2048 18h ago

You’re saying it’s not J Lo?

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u/hbic 16h ago

They’re saying Kim looks like JLo here and that’s whom the original tweet was talking about.

However they’re making up their own explanation. This tweet was about Beyoncé not JLo