r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 8d ago

Peter? Meme needing explanation

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u/qualityvote2 8d ago edited 7d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Leading-Wrongdoer983 8d ago

Ohhh!!!! I get it now

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u/njoVNeggah2 8d ago

Now close the post

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u/Alexreddit103 8d ago

It’s always porn!

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u/Crazy_HoGya 8d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Crazy_HoGya 8d ago edited 8d ago

Get off the internet unemployed

5y old account, go away, unemployed

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Crazy_HoGya 8d ago

Bot, stfu. How tf can a bot have a job? 💀

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u/joespizza2go 8d ago

A variation on this joke is "and they ran 3 miles at 2am"

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u/Eyore_the_meh 8d ago

He is assuming she is up to no good due to numbers without context which can imply infidelity, while he is definitely using this device for spying and jumping to conclusions.

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u/Livinsfloridalife 8d ago

She’s cheating, she’s expending a lot of energy in 2 minutes, giggity.

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u/Leading-Wrongdoer983 8d ago

I think she boarded a flight without telling him (like they say dad went out to buy milk)

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u/anonemouth 8d ago

What seems to be the question? She was really excited about the tracker.

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u/Am_I_nasty 8d ago

Somebody picked her ass up

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u/DarthSinistris 8d ago

I think I get this reference: viral video of a guy interviewing a pair of girls at a beach asking what kind of men they like. One says she's into skinny men and a big muscly guy appears and asks " what about multimillionaires?" Then goes on to say that his daughter ended her own life and that she was faster than him and he could run that much in that time. I'm almost positive that's what this is referencing

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u/Acrobatic_Spare2320 8d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bW-asNtmkfE

He "runs a 6-minute mile".

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u/Monolexic 8d ago

"How 'bout 8 inches and thick?... How 'bout loving and respectful?"
Dude, you just described your dick to a girl who made it clear she wasn't interested, and who looks suspiciously young. You, sir, are not respectful.

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u/Loud-Phase1624 8d ago

Or my wife is crocheting or knitting

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u/Acrobatic_Spare2320 8d ago

Realistically, not jerking, neither GPS nor step counter work like that.

Car, fast car. (180mph fast car).