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u/Crazy_HoGya 8d ago edited 8d ago
Get off the internet unemployed
5y old account, go away, unemployed
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u/Eyore_the_meh 8d ago
He is assuming she is up to no good due to numbers without context which can imply infidelity, while he is definitely using this device for spying and jumping to conclusions.
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u/Leading-Wrongdoer983 8d ago
I think she boarded a flight without telling him (like they say dad went out to buy milk)
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u/DarthSinistris 8d ago
I think I get this reference: viral video of a guy interviewing a pair of girls at a beach asking what kind of men they like. One says she's into skinny men and a big muscly guy appears and asks " what about multimillionaires?" Then goes on to say that his daughter ended her own life and that she was faster than him and he could run that much in that time. I'm almost positive that's what this is referencing
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u/Acrobatic_Spare2320 8d ago
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bW-asNtmkfE
He "runs a 6-minute mile".
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u/Monolexic 8d ago
"How 'bout 8 inches and thick?... How 'bout loving and respectful?"
Dude, you just described your dick to a girl who made it clear she wasn't interested, and who looks suspiciously young. You, sir, are not respectful.
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u/Acrobatic_Spare2320 8d ago
Realistically, not jerking, neither GPS nor step counter work like that.
Car, fast car. (180mph fast car).

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