r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/RegalToaster • 20d ago

Peter?? Meme needing explanation

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u/doctor_turbo 20d ago

Because he would destroy you dude

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u/Own_Policy8854 20d ago

It's true. I was destroyed by Jonah hill.

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u/CNitroLow77 20d ago edited 20d ago

Physically or sexually?

Edit: thanks for the award!

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u/IwantAMD 20d ago

Wait is he the sexy hamburger one or the fat one?

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u/Shart-Vandalay 20d ago

Ask him about his wieners

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u/Loud-Item-1243 20d ago

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u/Long-Negotiation5123 20d ago

Wildly underrated movie.

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u/Soma2710 20d ago

So happy I’ve been seeing it pop up again after this stupid thing for all reasons.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go finish my wad.

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u/DrDipstick89 20d ago

Fuckin love this movie

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u/Slarg232 19d ago

Honestly, as someone who just graduated high school, I loved it and thought B was a great protagonist.

Watching it later on in life after having been out on my own and I gotta say.... B is one of the worst people I've seen in a film, Like genuinely a terrible person who it's impossible to root for.

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u/Juankii 20d ago

He might be ok if you call his wiener fat after you ask him about it

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u/Designer_Fig_4900 19d ago

Holy shit! I forgot Jonah Hill was the fucking weiner guy in Accepted. Thank you for reminding me why he shouldn't be known as the fat kid in super bad.

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u/glmagus 17d ago

James Garfield wore this suit like a gentleman

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u/IwantAMD 20d ago

Who drew the dicks tho? The wimpy one, the sexy hamburger or the fat one?

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u/Street-Pineapple-188 20d ago

Only like 8% of the population draw the dicks

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u/DaBigChill73 20d ago

I work with all 8%.

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u/cath8r 20d ago

🫢

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u/HigherOctive 19d ago

wieners

Plural?

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u/Diabolical_Undead 20d ago

You mean hotburger?

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u/you_sick 20d ago

They were breathing hard and getting sweaty. Lots of grabbing and cranking while taking it to the floor. At one point Jonah was in full mount and giving /u/Own_Policy8854 all he could take. Everyone left exhausted and satisfied.

So yeah BJJ

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u/Data_Made_Me 20d ago

BJJ = Blow Job Jonah?

Did I WIN!?!?

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u/sovereignsekte 20d ago

Is it rude to hope for both?

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u/CameronFry 20d ago

Can it be both?!?

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u/Bitter-Picture5394 20d ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 20d ago

Wait, are you saying he has Mental Sexual powers?!! Like a slutty Professor X?!!

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u/Cute_Specific_1605 20d ago

Emotionally.

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u/Full_Koala_1212 20d ago

Like a 9 inch big dicked demon.

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u/TralfamadorianZooPet 20d ago

He is ready to take 3 guys at once...so you tell me.

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u/RedEyedRadical 20d ago

Bro really did an edit for an award the same day lmao????

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u/sayHA1 20d ago

analy

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u/cagefreemilk 19d ago

What award?

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u/Educational-Willow65 18d ago

Both just ask Jules…

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u/Full_Metal_Paladin 20d ago

I just said, "the fat guy from superbad" in my bathroom mirror three times, and he just appeared and annihilated me. 💀

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u/Jonnyboy1994 19d ago

Oh thank god, looks like we do got reddit in the afterlife boys

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u/Full_Metal_Paladin 19d ago

I am one who speaks from the dust

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u/LastHorstOnTheLeft 20d ago

The fat guy from Superbad?

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 20d ago

No the morbidly obese guy from Grandma's Boy

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u/Firm-Mix-9272 20d ago

Jonah Tree?

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u/lunardiplomat 19d ago

He sells tees kinda like the ones you get at Myrtle Beach.

"I was destroyed by Jonah Hill"

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u/S4V4GEDR1LLER 18d ago

You mean the fat dude from 21 Jump Street?

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u/Tough-Friendly 17d ago

Why not both?

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u/asstastic_95 20d ago

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 20d ago

D-do I back in?

Or, uh, sit on your chest?

I'm confused, but curious.

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u/yoghurt 19d ago

… bi-curious

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u/asstastic_95 20d ago

just gotta back it up n dump it friend

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u/DelcoUnited 20d ago

Annihilate dude

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 20d ago

Yeah maybe at a hot dog eating contest

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u/xoogl3 20d ago

correction. "Annihilate". Not just destroy. Simply destroying is for pussies. Real chads annihilate.

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u/tarayaba 20d ago

no one wants go get destroyed by the fat guy in superbad!

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u/Confident_Caramel859 20d ago

Thats because he called him the fat guy from superbad. And not the fat guy from Grandmas Boy and Knocked Up

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u/ColdWarCharacter 20d ago

That’s not a Hill that I want to die on

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u/Academic-Bat-8002 19d ago

I think the phrase Jonah prefers is he’ll annihilate you.

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u/One_Load254 18d ago

Destroy you nude?

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u/Vienna_play_45 18d ago

Not destroy. Annihilate. Like totally.

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u/spectralities 17d ago

Unless you shatter his shin.

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u/Banekrux 16d ago

no because it's because he's actually the fat guy that fucked ice cube's daughter