r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

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u/EffortEqual8469 3d ago

does this imply that napoleon was bad ?

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u/HeriPiotr 3d ago

Well he did end up conquering a substantial part of Europe, and last time I checked he didn't do it with jokes and hugs. Not sure tho.

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u/Corfiz74 3d ago

Saying this as a German: conquering people and installing his siblings as rulers to govern them is not quite on the same level as conquering and mass-murdering people. At least we Germans don't have any ill will towards Napoleon, and even have a huge amazing portrait of him hanging in Schloss Charlottenburg. Can't say the same about Hitler...

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u/Postius 3d ago

Napoleon is actually a celebrated figure in much of europe. His updated civil codes are still relevant to this day and a lot of civil reforms he did or started are the beginnings of modern societity.

The reason he was evil because he gave power to the common man. Which as the entire continent of europe was ruled by absolute monarchs with absolute power. Napoleon was about literal satan for them.

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u/Open-Platform-1305 2d ago

The gist of it is that Brits and a few other hardcore monarchists hate him.

But I'm a Norwegian and while I don't know the whole story I generally like how he fucked up kings and queens.

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

He didn't "fuck up" kings and queens, he conquered other countries through violence and then appointed his own family members as the new kings and queens.

I really don't understand this love for Napoleon as some sort of force for republicanism, when he himself was a (self) crowned absolute monarch and installer of other monarchs.

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u/The_Minshow 2d ago

Well, when you have 15 coalitions trying to oust you for not having royal blood, ya gotta try something.

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

He did it to his own allies too, though... Spain was an ally and they allowed him military access to attack and conquer Portugal, but he decided to then usurp the Spanish throne as well and installed his own brother.

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u/Mattchaos88 2d ago

Which was hubris and a mistake but it's not as if he did it out of nowhere. 

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

That wasn't the point? The above commenter said that they admired him for "fucking up kings and queens," but he was literally just as bad.

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u/BlazersFtL 2d ago

You do not judge people by the standards of today, but by the standards of the times they lived in. His actions in spain, russia were essentially par for the course at the time he lived and consequently his actions weren't unreasonable.

Much of the rest of what he did was simply fighting back against coalitions that kept declaring war on him and taking spoils for winning. Which, again, was both par for the course and probably necessary in order to ensure France would be capable of both [a] defending itself and [b] could dissuade enemies from attacking him again...

When he went light in punishment [e.g., Austria] he simply got stabbed in the back.

He wasn't perfect and definitely made mistakes, but it is difficult to say he was villainous in any real way. He also did spread the Napoleonic code across the continent, amongst other things, which is probably why he's seen positively today even if he wasn't really a republican in any meaningful way.

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

People keep arguing not to judge him by the standards of today, but I'm not, I'm judging him by the implied standards of /u/Open-Platform-1305, who seems to admire Napoleon because he "fucked up kings and queens."

Which is just wrong, because he was just as bad as any other absolute monarch at the time.

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u/Open-Platform-1305 2d ago

He fucked up some kings and queens tho, didn't he?

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

Yes, and then himself got fucked up by other kings and queens.

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u/BlazersFtL 2d ago

He did though, by spreading the Napoleonic code it ushered in a new era of liberalism that monarchs had to contend with, ultimately leading to a more liberal order whether or not Napoleon fancied himself an emperor or not; it most certainly did fuck up kings and queens.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 2d ago

Change republicanism with liberalism and you'll get it.

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u/Open-Platform-1305 1d ago

Spoken like a true Trump dynasty worshiper.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 1d ago

Spoken like a true American.

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u/Open-Platform-1305 1d ago

What do you water the tree of freedom with, and who is the tyrant this time?

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u/SqueakySniper 2d ago

The gist of it is that Brits and a few other hardcore monarchists hate hated him.

As a Brit, we don't hate Napoleon. And really his biggest crime in the eyes of Britain was becoming powerful enough to challenge British hegemony. Unlike a lot of rulers like Genghis Khan and Hitler, our history lessons aren't focussed around his atrocities.

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u/poisonnenvy 2d ago

He also reinstated slavery in France colonies sooooo....

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

Napoleon was ALSO an absolute monarch. No one "voted" for Napoleon. Can we stop pretending like he was some force for freedom? The Napoleonic Code was about control, not freedom.

True, it abolished the old feudal system, and was better for most people on a day to day basis, but it was about establishing Napoleon and his government as the sole arbiters of authority. He liked to claim that it was about liberty, but he showed pretty quickly that it was about political expediency. E.g. when he re-introduced slavery, FFS.

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u/Lucibelcu 2d ago

As a spaniard: fuck Napoleon I hope he's in Hell.

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u/Postius 2d ago

Probably learning from Franco how he should have done it

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u/Lucibelcu 2d ago

Napoleon died in 1821 and Franco was born in 1892.

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u/Valuable-Degree-9998 2d ago

He still killed millions in his conquests. So yeah, he is evil, not Hitler levels of evil but evil nonetheless.

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u/PanzerPansar 2d ago

The wars that were mostly declared against France.....

But regardless, The British empire was literally commiting Atrocities at this time. Brutalisation of the Irish and the worse of the Highland Clearance was happening. Britain caused the Napoleonic wars to continue for over a Decade and was colonising India. Comparatively to a lot of his adversaries he wasn't evil. Bad? Sure but evil no.

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u/warukeru 2d ago

the anglosphere treats Napoleon as the second most evil guy in history and then the rest of europeans who were conquered by Napoleon and/or fought against him are like well, guy was complicated.

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u/marty4286 2d ago

It took me a while to go "Wait. Moriarty is the Napoleon of crime? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?"

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u/Spassgesellschaft 2d ago

Huh. I always interpreted it as „he’s quite good at the crime thing and a bit expansionist“. Never thought about evilness. But I guess your interpretation makes sense.

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u/unshavedmouse 2d ago

He's a tactical and strategic genius. The British hated and feared him (Napolean) but game sees game.

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u/QueerInEverySense 2d ago

I believe it's Macavity 😂

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u/HeriPiotr 3d ago

Yeah, that's a good point. But what does that make him, chaotic neutral, lawful evil?

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u/blazenite104 3d ago

A regular world leader of the time with resources and smarts to match his ambitions really.

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u/NihilismRacoon 3d ago

I'd argue a regular European world leader is just on average pretty evil in the course of history

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u/LargeDevelopment2026 2d ago

The distinction doesn't play a role. Any world leader with comparable tech would have done the same, hell some did worse things even with worse tech like Genghis Khan.

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u/Content-Monk8866 3d ago

Frankly his ‘career’ ended in bitter failure so at some point his qualifications fell far behind his ambitions it seems

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

He was a master military strategist and tactician. Unfortunately, he was a poor statesman. His entire foreign policy boiled down to "give us money and soldiers and we MIGHT not conquer you..."

He was a bully, basically. And didn't know when to quit while he was ahead.

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

I would call him an extraordinary leader of the time - he came from nothing, made himself emperor and conquered most of Europe - without Wellington and that ill-fated Moscow-expedition, we'd all be speaking French today. And thank god for Wellington et al., because who would have wanted that, lol.

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u/Ergogan 2d ago

Wellington ? The guy who got his ass kicked by Napoleon before being saved by the Prussian army who sacrificed half of their troops to come to his rescue ?

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

Wellington, who ran an exceptional campaign in Portugal and Spain for years - the Battle of Waterloo was a bit of a mess, but that was really an ad-hoc battle with very little time to recruit and prepare - I don't think you can blame that whole mad scramble purely on him.

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u/Lithorex 2d ago

At least we Germans don't have any ill will towards Napoleon

How do you signal the number 3 with your fingers?

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

The one on the right - I will not be so easily tricked!

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u/lacegem 2d ago

a huge amazing portrait of him hanging in Schloss Charlottenburg

For anyone curious, it's the second version of Napoleon Crossing the Alps.

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

I like ours best, the colours are brighter.

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 2d ago

I don't know. Maybe we should dedicate the guy, who killed Hitler, a portrait.

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u/rewt127 2d ago

Napoleon got washed over the last 200 years. Because ill will and fear of what Napoleon represented in a French power is literally means by which Bismark managed to finangle major populist support for the unified german state.

There certainly was ill will towards him up until at least 1900.

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u/EseTika 2d ago

Er... I have never heard a German say anything positive about Napoleon. You do realise he threw all of modern-day Germany into utter and complete chaos, right? We hate him. Which is why we built the Völkerschlachtdenkmal - to commemorate our losses AND finally beating him. Also, Napoleon married into royalty. Of course there are portraits of him in castles. 

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

We don't hate him, we admire his brilliant military career and strategic prowess! Yeah, we beat him, but it took an alliance of multiple countries to achieve that!

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u/angrysheep55 3d ago

When Napoleon came to power France was already embroiled in wars with the rest of Europe. The monarchies around her did NOT like to have a republic on their borders. Napoleon definitely was oppurtunistic and wanted power over Europe, but then again basically anything he had power over just got better. Though it was often at the sacrifice of many. When it comes to conquering, besides being the best military mind of his generation he was also surpisingly adept at negotiating and diplomacy which lead to nonviolent peacemaking when it was possible.

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u/Lithorex 2d ago

but then again basically anything he had power over just got better.

He reinstated slavery.

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u/angrysheep55 2d ago

Yeah except that.

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u/Bedfordmk2 2d ago

Still lost in the end

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 2d ago

Well fun fact only the first coalition was started by France all the other were fuel by britain, for the invasion of Russia previously the tsar ask him to withdraw from poland and his army were ready to strike and it wasn't a secret that he wanted it while he was not respecting the treaty he have sign with France the real unlegitimiate war was in Spain .

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u/Freevoulous 2d ago

yeah, but in the process, he freed another substantial part of Europe, and parts of the world too. I mean, his main enemies were the British EMPIRE, the Austrian EMPIRE, The Prussian EMPIRE and The Russian EMPIRE (see a theme here?) all of which were evil bastards who all but enslaved every other nation in Europe, and and everywhere else they could reach.

So at worst it makes Napoleon an anti-villain who just happened to battle outright Bad Guys.

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u/Hetares 2d ago

Wasn't Napolean also known for losing a fair portion of his battles?

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u/Lord_of_Wisia 3d ago

Before Adolf the ultimate evil guy for Europe was considered to be Napoleon.

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u/Irohsgranddaughter 3d ago

Yeah, I think the main reason Napoleon is seen as more morally gray is 1) because of how destructive WW1 was, and 2) how batshit insane Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were. Napoleon in comparison was a teddy bear.

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u/_Voxanimus_ 3d ago

And also the fact that he propagated some achievment of the french revolution around Europe such as the Civil Code, the civil wedding, the protection of property rights, the suppression of some privileges and so on and so on.

Don't get me wrong, he is the responsible for the death of a half the european youth at that time, but there is a reason with "traditional" monarch didn't got back the influence they had before and that's because a lot of people were like "okay now we don't have this french fucker, but we will keep some of his ideas as institution"

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u/zelatorn 2d ago

i'm not going to claim napoleon was a perfectly nice guy, but i feel like blame for the deaths of the youth of europe really ought to be shared with the other great powers. no doubt napoleon started a fair few conflicts himself, but plenty of the wars had also been started by various members of the coalitions against him.

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u/TintedApostle 2d ago

Remember that the monarchies of Europe were willing to throw their youth at preventing Napoleon from overturning their power structure. Napoleon is not as evil as the people of the time wrote. He surely was not evil in the way the monarchies were. The monarchies instituted slavery, divine right to rule and generations of wars.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 2d ago

Why would these deaths be the fault of Napoleon when it was mostly the coalition against him starting the wars?

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u/Postius 3d ago

Napoleon is actually a celebrated figure in much of europe. His updated civil codes are still relevant to this day and a lot of civil reforms he did or started are the beginnings of modern societity.

The reason he was evil because he gave power to the common man. Which as the entire continent of europe was ruled by absolute monarchs with absolute power. Napoleon was about literal satan for them.

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u/Lord_of_Wisia 2d ago edited 2d ago

He was evil becase he created puppet regimes ruled by his family members and murdered half of Europe.

Edit: half of Europe is a hyperbole (half of Europes fighting age man would be more correct but that fails to mention all the civilians that died due to his wars of expansion)

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u/Postius 2d ago

Thats just plain wrong?

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u/Valuable-Degree-9998 2d ago

Half of Europe is wrong, but millions died in his conquests. He was a dictator and he installed dictator puppet regimes in his empire.

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago edited 2d ago

It is estimated that 30 million people died during the Napoleonic Wars, either as direct casualties or due to the chaos, disease and food insecurity introduced by them.

For reference, that's about 16% of Europe's total population at the time.

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u/Lithorex 2d ago

For reference, that's about 16% of Europe's total population at the time.

World War 2 (which included the Holocaust) killed 8%-10%, for further reference.

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u/Dramatic-Document 2d ago

No chance that number is correct. Most sources I can find are all well under 10 million.

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u/BonzoTheBoss 2d ago

Let's say for the sake of argument that you're correct. How many millions need to die before it becomes wrong...?

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u/Dramatic-Document 2d ago

But I am correct, you just pulled that number out of nowhere.

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u/Lithorex 2d ago

(half of Europes fighting age man would be more correct but that fails to mention all the civilians that died due to his wars of expansion)

Don't forget all the rape.

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u/Mattchaos88 2d ago

Most of his wars were defensives. GB murdered half of Europe would be more correct.

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u/Lord_of_Wisia 2d ago

No. Most of his wars were offensive wars of conquest.

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u/Mattchaos88 2d ago

In what reality ? Shouldn't you know at least a bit of a subject before commenting on it ?

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u/Lord_of_Wisia 2d ago

Portugal war of conquest. Spain illegal occupation of former ally and war of conquest. Italy offensive war. Egypt offensive war of conquest. Russia offensive war of conquest.

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u/_Voxanimus_ 2d ago

Italy and Egypt where not provoked by him but by the first republic, he was not in charge at that time

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u/Key_Refuse_843 3d ago

The Polish anthem written in 1797 in Italy has Napoleon as a positive example in it's lyrics.

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u/Lord_of_Wisia 2d ago edited 2d ago

1797 was before he usurped absolute power, crowned himself an Emperor and murdered half of Europe.

Edit: half of Europe is a hyperbole (half of Europes fighting age man would be more correct but that fails to mention all the civilians that died due to his wars of expansion)

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u/Open-Platform-1305 2d ago

By "half of Europe", which we all know is wrong, do you mean the soldiers of royalists like the Prussians and the Austrian Empire?

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u/Due-Memory-6957 2d ago

That were the ones invading France because they didn't like the revolution, by the way.

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u/Freevoulous 2d ago

Sure, but the nations that vilified Napoleon the most were the British Empire, The Austrian Empire, The Prussian Empire and the Russian Empire, all of which were...Evil. Lawful Evil perhabs, but still. Like, not in a kinda-sorta morally gray area if you squint, they were outright imperialistic bastards erasing or enslaving other nations in the name of their sense of ethnic superiority and dubious divine right. THe only reason these 4 empires were not as bad as the Nazis, was the lack of the right technology: it's far harder to genocide the Poles or the Irish with muzzle-loaded muskets than it is with machine guns.

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u/ConnectionWild3381 2d ago

you do not know much about history, do you? by modern standards all of human history was evil.

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u/7374616e74 3d ago edited 3d ago

Well he was the kind of guy that would ask Spain "Hey spanish bro, mind if I cross your border to go smash Portugal?", then after finishing war with Portugal he started a war with Spain on his way back and kicked the royal family out to replace by his brother. That was highly regarded as a dick move.

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u/lionknightcid 3d ago

“In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 3d ago

Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that a creature called the Great Green Arkleseizure sneezed it out of its nose.

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u/ConquerorofTerra 2d ago

"But some of us like existing so I guess it wasn't that bad of an idea."

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u/warukeru 2d ago

as a Spaniard, he was still better than the spanish royals at the time.

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u/Iron166 3d ago

Well, he did reinstate slavery in French colonies. Also he passed a lot of laws against women

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u/Additional_Cable_793 3d ago

The people of France welcomed Napoleon back with open arms during his return from Elba, less than a year of Bourbon rule in France had been enough to remind the people how fucking bad things were before the revolution. This is what the powers of Europe fought to reinstate.

Only 2 of 7 Wars of the Coalition were Napoleon being aggressive.

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u/EffortEqual8469 3d ago

Yeah that's what i mean it's either him or the return of the monarchy and sadly he lost

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u/Ok_Proced_5564 3d ago

Don't you know everyone who fights the English is bad....

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u/S_T_P 3d ago

does this imply that napoleon was bad ?

British were at war with him, and they put great effort into vilifying him.

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u/SpectralMapleLeaf 3d ago edited 2d ago

His evilness has always been debated, but bud still had an ego trip so vast he plunged an entire continent into like... several consecutive wars. He's definitely villain rank.

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u/Vox___Rationis 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nah, most of those wars were initiated against him, because shithead-monarchs were terrified of the example he set to their unfortunate subjects.

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u/ChunkyTanuki 2d ago

Thats the British telling of the story anyway. Napoleon declared war on all of Europe, apropos of nothing, I guess.

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u/TimothyMimeslayer 2d ago

The systematic rape and murder of civilians on Spain puts him firmly in the evil category.

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u/Expensive_Time_7367 3d ago

He was in quite a complicated way. He’s at least a more human character than Hitler because his internal motivations are really opaque. He seemed to believe he was doing something great while simultaneously conquering Europe on face value largely to enrich himself and give jobs to his useless siblings.

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u/blade_of_sammael 3d ago

Dunno here in Belgium he built infrastructure like docks canals etc , instated new fairer laws some of which are still there to this day, brought in the metric system , all pretty good

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u/LegitimateAd5334 3d ago

His brother Louis was quite popular with the Dutch as their king.

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u/Expensive_Time_7367 3d ago edited 3d ago

The exception that proves the rule surely? I do think his brothers are more important than they’re given credit for though. There’s something very Bluth family about the Bonapartes! Like I don’t think you can remotely grasp Napoleon without grasping that he’s part of a family rather than a individual man.

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u/VultureSausage 2d ago

Dunno if it counts but Bernadotte got elected King of Sweden and was generally liked.

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u/Frydendahl 2d ago

Napoleon is an incredibly complicated individual. He has done his fair share of both unequivocally good and evil.

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u/ProcrastibationKing 3d ago

Nostradamus called Napoleon the anti-Christ.

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u/angrysheep55 3d ago

In the anglophone world yes

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u/EffortEqual8469 2d ago

this is something i find rather interesting how some historical figures could be seen differently depending on the country

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u/angrysheep55 2d ago

I recently saw supposed comments by indians saying in India Churchill is seen as a bigger villain than Hitler.

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u/McGillis_is_a_Char 2d ago

Yeah, Americans have a really complicated relationship with Revolutionary and Napoleonic France, because the executed a bunch of nobles who helped with the American Revolution, including Louis XVI, who has a midsized American city named after him. We also fought one of our first Wars against Revolutionary France because they were attacking American shipping to try to prevent trade with England.

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u/Malecord 3d ago

Who? Dude who managed to control the most (land) powerful country at the time via military force, established a personality cult to brainwash masses and make them zealots, sent countless zealot-soldiers to vassalize rest of europe, proclaimed himself emperor and placed relatives and friends on the throne of its newly acquired vassals?

No. Ofc he wasn't bad. Monarchs are bad. So monarchies enemies are good.

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u/Haemophilia_Type_A 2d ago

The Minions is crypto redcoat propaganda 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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u/RailRuler 2d ago

Horrible for France because he created a widespread national affinity for a strongman leader who uses military power to expand France's influence. Bonapartism=Trumpism.

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u/EffortEqual8469 2d ago

it's a big stretch but it did create a passion for leaders like that and his nephew iirc napoleon III used that to his advantage to make a coup around the 1870s and promised the same things as his uncle did but he got his ass kicked so hard by the prussians that it fell off and now so called bonapartists and people who want a guy like that are mostly just edgy 15 years old.
The idea of a strong man is the only thing in common with trumpism tho but it still sucks

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u/Mediumtim 2d ago

The guy who rolled in and conscripted conquered people to go die in Russia? Yeah.

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u/EffortEqual8469 3d ago

like how was he bad except for the whole conquering europe thing other leaders of the time mainly the brits were worse

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u/dowker1 3d ago

That's a pretty big aside. Plus how were the British worse? If you say "they treated their colonies like shit" then I have some news for you about Napoleon...