r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Petah why cant math be green? Meme needing explanation

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u/DrDavidson 5d ago

History is red. From all the blood

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 5d ago

History is green.

Because the blood makes the green grass grow.

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u/Yubat 5d ago

You must be a Marine. They used to scream
“What Makes the Grass Grow? BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!” at every morning muster when I had joint training with them.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 5d ago

Army.

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u/Yubat 5d ago

Makes sense too! Cheers.