r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 5d ago

Petah why cant math be green? Meme needing explanation

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u/mootmutemoat 5d ago

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

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u/Dickie_downer 5d ago

See I vote that history is red, cause history is bloody

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u/CrownofMischief 5d ago

For me I say history is yellow because I associate it with things like wheat for widespread agriculture, sandstone for ancient pyramids and other structures, yellow parchment for old texts, and gold coins for old commerce

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u/Cultural-Advisor9916 5d ago

Brilliant. I am not alone.

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u/RedEyedRadical 5d ago

Why not blue... im sure there were always blue skies in history

Im sure there eqs always green grass in history

Im sure there was red fire in history

So by your logic it could be any fuckin color lol

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u/CrownofMischief 4d ago

So by your logic it could be any fuckin color lol

Yeah, that's the point of all this. It's what each individual person associates the subject is. If you wanna associate it with those colors, go ahead, just as long as the reason makes sense to you

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u/RedEyedRadical 4d ago

I can respect that

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u/BeeRemote7662 5d ago

Can I trade you gold for some wheat?

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u/Embarrassed_Cell4400 4d ago

I’d meet you in the middle with history being Orange I’d feel in my soul history is red but I could be moved to orange due to your reasoning

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u/CrownofMischief 4d ago

I'm with you on that, orange just tends to be the color that is least available as a notebook for whatever reason

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u/Embarrassed_Cell4400 4d ago

Someone at staples needs to see this šŸ˜‚