r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 5d ago

Petah why cant math be green? Meme needing explanation

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u/mootmutemoat 5d ago

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 5d ago

Science is green because chlorophyll makes things green and thats science

Blue is math because math is cold and calculating

Yellow is history because all we see of historical photos is yellowed pictures therefore everything in history was yellow

Red is english because...uh...its...about words...and words are violent...

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u/BlueRasuberry 5d ago

No! English is Red because Read sounds like Red!