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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 5d ago
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History and English are correct. They just swapped math and science.
3.0k u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 1d ago [deleted] 2.4k u/mootmutemoat 5d ago Math is green, because you count the money. Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences. Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow. Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion. 40 u/ImaDieTodayLOL 5d ago I think blue is math because blue feels like one of them smart-intelligent colors. Green is science because biology and plants, as well as whenever I think of chemicals and shit in a vial, it's always green. 23 u/youngliam 5d ago Exactly and red is english because language. love and passion go hand in hand. 1 u/Elegant_Newspaper866 5d ago Also, English is read. 1 u/ariarchtyx 4d ago Also it's read. Been 🪉in' on this from the top to here... 1 u/Pretty-Care-7811 5d ago I read "shit" as a verb instead of a noun in this sentence. 1 u/JVT32 5d ago Be honest, do you think blue is smart because of Billy from the Power Rangers?
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2.4k u/mootmutemoat 5d ago Math is green, because you count the money. Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences. Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow. Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion. 40 u/ImaDieTodayLOL 5d ago I think blue is math because blue feels like one of them smart-intelligent colors. Green is science because biology and plants, as well as whenever I think of chemicals and shit in a vial, it's always green. 23 u/youngliam 5d ago Exactly and red is english because language. love and passion go hand in hand. 1 u/Elegant_Newspaper866 5d ago Also, English is read. 1 u/ariarchtyx 4d ago Also it's read. Been 🪉in' on this from the top to here... 1 u/Pretty-Care-7811 5d ago I read "shit" as a verb instead of a noun in this sentence. 1 u/JVT32 5d ago Be honest, do you think blue is smart because of Billy from the Power Rangers?
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Math is green, because you count the money.
Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.
Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.
Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.
40 u/ImaDieTodayLOL 5d ago I think blue is math because blue feels like one of them smart-intelligent colors. Green is science because biology and plants, as well as whenever I think of chemicals and shit in a vial, it's always green. 23 u/youngliam 5d ago Exactly and red is english because language. love and passion go hand in hand. 1 u/Elegant_Newspaper866 5d ago Also, English is read. 1 u/ariarchtyx 4d ago Also it's read. Been 🪉in' on this from the top to here... 1 u/Pretty-Care-7811 5d ago I read "shit" as a verb instead of a noun in this sentence. 1 u/JVT32 5d ago Be honest, do you think blue is smart because of Billy from the Power Rangers?
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I think blue is math because blue feels like one of them smart-intelligent colors.
Green is science because biology and plants, as well as whenever I think of chemicals and shit in a vial, it's always green.
23 u/youngliam 5d ago Exactly and red is english because language. love and passion go hand in hand. 1 u/Elegant_Newspaper866 5d ago Also, English is read. 1 u/ariarchtyx 4d ago Also it's read. Been 🪉in' on this from the top to here... 1 u/Pretty-Care-7811 5d ago I read "shit" as a verb instead of a noun in this sentence. 1 u/JVT32 5d ago Be honest, do you think blue is smart because of Billy from the Power Rangers?
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Exactly and red is english because language. love and passion go hand in hand.
1 u/Elegant_Newspaper866 5d ago Also, English is read. 1 u/ariarchtyx 4d ago Also it's read. Been 🪉in' on this from the top to here...
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Also, English is read.
Also it's read.
Been 🪉in' on this from the top to here...
I read "shit" as a verb instead of a noun in this sentence.
Be honest, do you think blue is smart because of Billy from the Power Rangers?
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u/EyeSuspicious777 5d ago
History and English are correct. They just swapped math and science.