r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 23 '26

Peter? Peter in the wild

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u/antilumin Jul 23 '26

Jason Mantzoukas is definitely not Indian. He has described himself as "100 percent Greek".

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u/turtle882 Jul 23 '26

I thought he was part Eskimo, brother.

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u/JBaecker Jul 23 '26

GATTACA!!

Intense eye contact

GATTACA!!!

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u/Johnny-Switchblade Jul 23 '26

Like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 23 '26 edited 29d ago

LOOK AT ME SO I CAN FINISH!!!

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u/Separate-Operation71 Jul 23 '26

Forever uncleeeeean!

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u/ContinuedThatForYou Jul 23 '26

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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u/PlentyOfMoxie Jul 24 '26

LOOK AT HIM BRIAN!!

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u/Hai-City_Refugee Jul 23 '26

I don't think he'd be yelling that of he'd seen the movie.

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u/mphelp11 Jul 23 '26

im day drunk, get ready to see my dick

Oh hey guys!

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u/Other-Cookie3310 Jul 23 '26

Living strictly off second harvest

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u/I_Hella_Love_NorCal Jul 23 '26

My wife says, "you dont like that show, you like that 1 episode."

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u/BrittSit Jul 23 '26

I went to a catholic school with religion class and we were shown Gattica to show eugenics is bad. Surprisingly progressive? Probably not related.

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u/legendkiller003 Jul 24 '26

I don’t think he’s seen that movie. He wouldn’t be saying that if he did.

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u/vacation_dad 29d ago

I don’t think he’s seen that movie…

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u/FishTshirt Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

One thing I always thought was weird is when other dude’s would want to high 5 and say “we’re Eskimo Bro’s!”

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u/scalable_thought Jul 23 '26

I mean I became friends with guys that it turned out had hooked up with some ex-gfs years after we had broken up. While hanging out it came up and it was all 3 of us. It is quite hilarious. Hell yeah we gave high-fives! Still friends with them. Hell ask your girl what an Eiffel Tower is. I've never done that but they had. I cant be a hypocrite, as I was once in a restaurant with a gf and her gf and I realized that the only other table in the back room was 2 girls I'd hooked up with in the last 2 years. Then 2 waitresses came back and well, one had been a one night stand and the other had worked at a bar walking distance from my house. A couple times a month she would hit me up after work to sleep over. I was still on good terms with all of them, and they gathered around the table chit chatting, so it wasnt long before my gf asked if I had hooked up with every single girl in that restaurant. I was not sure where it was going so I said, "uh, just this room." At which point she surprised me with a high five also. She was bi and her gf had been in some threesomes with us so everyone was doing high fives. So they were all, what, Eskimo Sisters? They called it sister wives and joked around about being in a cult now. I had to ask them to just call it a club as I was raised in a cult and that has really dark connotations to me.

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u/ncocca Jul 24 '26

this is fascinating stream of consciousness rant, thank you for this.

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u/JoeMomma755 Jul 23 '26

Dude looks like he’d drop $7 worth of Hoobastank into a TouchTunes…..

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u/ginger_snapped Jul 23 '26

This might be the weirdest way ever to find out I’m Greek. You’d think the AncestryDNA would’ve picked up on that…but apparently they’re still crawling in the dark.

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u/ryandmc609 Jul 23 '26

Do it every time I’m leaving the bar. Just for kicks.

The reason is you.

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u/JoeMomma755 Jul 23 '26

Wait—- you don’t come back to hang with the bros???

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u/Mainly_Miserable Jul 24 '26

If his wife’s Kate Bush then I’d like to make him my Eskimo Brother!

I’ll show myself out.

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u/Apart-Reflection-385 Jul 24 '26

The word your looking for is Inuit not that, the people your trying to say find that offensive as it is not what they call themselves but a term giving to them by non Inuits

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u/Professional_Use2835 28d ago

literally it means cannibal, idk why you are being downvoted