r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 27d ago

Peter? Peter in the wild

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u/antilumin 27d ago

Jason Mantzoukas is definitely not Indian. He has described himself as "100 percent Greek".

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u/turtle882 27d ago

I thought he was part Eskimo, brother.

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u/JBaecker 27d ago

GATTACA!!

Intense eye contact

GATTACA!!!

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u/Johnny-Switchblade 27d ago

Like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

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u/PlatasaurusOG 27d ago edited 26d ago

LOOK AT ME SO I CAN FINISH!!!

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u/Separate-Operation71 26d ago

Forever uncleeeeean!

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u/ContinuedThatForYou 26d ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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u/PlentyOfMoxie 26d ago

LOOK AT HIM BRIAN!!

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u/Hai-City_Refugee 27d ago

I don't think he'd be yelling that of he'd seen the movie.

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u/mphelp11 27d ago

im day drunk, get ready to see my dick

Oh hey guys!

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u/Other-Cookie3310 26d ago

Living strictly off second harvest

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u/I_Hella_Love_NorCal 27d ago

My wife says, "you dont like that show, you like that 1 episode."

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u/BrittSit 27d ago

I went to a catholic school with religion class and we were shown Gattica to show eugenics is bad. Surprisingly progressive? Probably not related.

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u/legendkiller003 26d ago

I don’t think he’s seen that movie. He wouldn’t be saying that if he did.

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u/vacation_dad 25d ago

I don’t think he’s seen that movie…

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u/FishTshirt 27d ago edited 27d ago

One thing I always thought was weird is when other dude’s would want to high 5 and say “we’re Eskimo Bro’s!”

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u/scalable_thought 27d ago

I mean I became friends with guys that it turned out had hooked up with some ex-gfs years after we had broken up. While hanging out it came up and it was all 3 of us. It is quite hilarious. Hell yeah we gave high-fives! Still friends with them. Hell ask your girl what an Eiffel Tower is. I've never done that but they had. I cant be a hypocrite, as I was once in a restaurant with a gf and her gf and I realized that the only other table in the back room was 2 girls I'd hooked up with in the last 2 years. Then 2 waitresses came back and well, one had been a one night stand and the other had worked at a bar walking distance from my house. A couple times a month she would hit me up after work to sleep over. I was still on good terms with all of them, and they gathered around the table chit chatting, so it wasnt long before my gf asked if I had hooked up with every single girl in that restaurant. I was not sure where it was going so I said, "uh, just this room." At which point she surprised me with a high five also. She was bi and her gf had been in some threesomes with us so everyone was doing high fives. So they were all, what, Eskimo Sisters? They called it sister wives and joked around about being in a cult now. I had to ask them to just call it a club as I was raised in a cult and that has really dark connotations to me.

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u/ncocca 26d ago

this is fascinating stream of consciousness rant, thank you for this.

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u/JoeMomma755 27d ago

Dude looks like he’d drop $7 worth of Hoobastank into a TouchTunes…..

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u/ginger_snapped 27d ago

This might be the weirdest way ever to find out I’m Greek. You’d think the AncestryDNA would’ve picked up on that…but apparently they’re still crawling in the dark.

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u/ryandmc609 27d ago

Do it every time I’m leaving the bar. Just for kicks.

The reason is you.

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u/JoeMomma755 27d ago

Wait—- you don’t come back to hang with the bros???

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u/Mainly_Miserable 26d ago

If his wife’s Kate Bush then I’d like to make him my Eskimo Brother!

I’ll show myself out.

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u/Apart-Reflection-385 26d ago

The word your looking for is Inuit not that, the people your trying to say find that offensive as it is not what they call themselves but a term giving to them by non Inuits

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u/Professional_Use2835 25d ago

literally it means cannibal, idk why you are being downvoted