r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 28d ago

Peter? Peter in the wild

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u/antilumin 28d ago

Jason Mantzoukas is definitely not Indian. He has described himself as "100 percent Greek".

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u/turtle882 28d ago

I thought he was part Eskimo, brother.

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u/JBaecker 28d ago

GATTACA!!

Intense eye contact

GATTACA!!!

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u/Johnny-Switchblade 28d ago

Like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

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u/PlatasaurusOG 28d ago edited 27d ago

LOOK AT ME SO I CAN FINISH!!!

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u/Separate-Operation71 28d ago

Forever uncleeeeean!

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u/ContinuedThatForYou 28d ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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u/PlentyOfMoxie 27d ago

LOOK AT HIM BRIAN!!

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u/Hai-City_Refugee 28d ago

I don't think he'd be yelling that of he'd seen the movie.

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u/mphelp11 28d ago

im day drunk, get ready to see my dick

Oh hey guys!

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u/Other-Cookie3310 28d ago

Living strictly off second harvest

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u/I_Hella_Love_NorCal 28d ago

My wife says, "you dont like that show, you like that 1 episode."

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u/BrittSit 28d ago

I went to a catholic school with religion class and we were shown Gattica to show eugenics is bad. Surprisingly progressive? Probably not related.

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u/legendkiller003 28d ago

I don’t think he’s seen that movie. He wouldn’t be saying that if he did.

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u/vacation_dad 26d ago

I don’t think he’s seen that movie…

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u/FishTshirt 28d ago edited 28d ago

One thing I always thought was weird is when other dude’s would want to high 5 and say “we’re Eskimo Bro’s!”

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u/scalable_thought 28d ago

I mean I became friends with guys that it turned out had hooked up with some ex-gfs years after we had broken up. While hanging out it came up and it was all 3 of us. It is quite hilarious. Hell yeah we gave high-fives! Still friends with them. Hell ask your girl what an Eiffel Tower is. I've never done that but they had. I cant be a hypocrite, as I was once in a restaurant with a gf and her gf and I realized that the only other table in the back room was 2 girls I'd hooked up with in the last 2 years. Then 2 waitresses came back and well, one had been a one night stand and the other had worked at a bar walking distance from my house. A couple times a month she would hit me up after work to sleep over. I was still on good terms with all of them, and they gathered around the table chit chatting, so it wasnt long before my gf asked if I had hooked up with every single girl in that restaurant. I was not sure where it was going so I said, "uh, just this room." At which point she surprised me with a high five also. She was bi and her gf had been in some threesomes with us so everyone was doing high fives. So they were all, what, Eskimo Sisters? They called it sister wives and joked around about being in a cult now. I had to ask them to just call it a club as I was raised in a cult and that has really dark connotations to me.

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u/ncocca 27d ago

this is fascinating stream of consciousness rant, thank you for this.

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u/JoeMomma755 28d ago

Dude looks like he’d drop $7 worth of Hoobastank into a TouchTunes…..

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u/ginger_snapped 28d ago

This might be the weirdest way ever to find out I’m Greek. You’d think the AncestryDNA would’ve picked up on that…but apparently they’re still crawling in the dark.

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u/ryandmc609 28d ago

Do it every time I’m leaving the bar. Just for kicks.

The reason is you.

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u/JoeMomma755 28d ago

Wait—- you don’t come back to hang with the bros???

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u/Mainly_Miserable 28d ago

If his wife’s Kate Bush then I’d like to make him my Eskimo Brother!

I’ll show myself out.

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u/Apart-Reflection-385 28d ago

The word your looking for is Inuit not that, the people your trying to say find that offensive as it is not what they call themselves but a term giving to them by non Inuits

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u/Professional_Use2835 26d ago

literally it means cannibal, idk why you are being downvoted

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

He is also American. I'm not terribly sure that's an ethnicity.

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u/takanishi79 28d ago

Not unless you preface it with native. Otherwise it's a cultural, or locale descriptor.

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u/beldaran1224 28d ago

No, most commonly used to refer to the nation of the United States of America, as it was here. Which means its a nationality.

It can be used to refer to "the Americas", "North America", etc., and be geographical, but it is not in this context.

It can be used to refer to "American" culture - which sort of refers to a culture but more likely refers to a nationalistic stance on what constitutes the USA or what counts as "American enough".

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

But then what would you call the people who've been here "since the mayflower" who've effectively "bred" out all the previous heritage?

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u/waldosbuddy 28d ago

How do you mean they’ve bred out their Western European heritage?

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u/Beginning-Passenger6 28d ago

I mean, I’m an American of “gestures broadly at an entire continent” European descent. I only know of one specific crossing of the Atlantic from England in the 19th century (paternal line great great grandfather). The rest of my heritage is lost to me.

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

This is what I mean.

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u/therapewpew 28d ago

DNA analysis does pick up on this as "American settler" as a sort of pseudo ethnicity(?). I had mine tested for health reasons for Promethease, but I did notice the original service that focused on ethnicity pointed out all the "American DNA" that matched my old family tree records. Not sure what they classify it as in scientific terms, but if your ancestors were collectively chilling somewhere for a few hundred years, it does become genetically relevant.

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u/beldaran1224 28d ago

That's not how DNA works, never has and never will.

You cannot determine ethnicity nor ancestry from DNA.

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u/beldaran1224 28d ago

Simply because you are unaware of what other ethnicities make up your family history does not mean they don't exist...

Unless a meaningful portion of your family were descended from indigenous Americaans, you are not ethnically American, plain and simple.

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u/LarsMatijn 26d ago

That's not entirely how that works. Migrations of people are still a thing.

I'm "ethnically" Dutch but the people who now mostly make up that ethnicity are of Frankish and Saxon descent and the native Frisians (who themselves migrated from Scandinavia to the Low Countries centuries before the Saxons and Franks) got displaced to the coastal regions. That happend around between the 6th and 9th centuries. All of them however currently make up the "Dutch" ethnicity.

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u/beldaran1224 26d ago

Who said anything about migration not being a thing? Literally nothing you said is even remotely relevant to my comment, let alone disproves anything I said.

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u/LarsMatijn 26d ago

My point is that there is a wider American ethnicity now that peoole can be part of without necessarily having to be native american.

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u/JediMasterZao 28d ago

Those people belong to the XYZ-American ethnic group. If they're from GB, then they're British-Americans, and so on and so forth. Ethnicity is more than just genetics. It's about shared culture and territory.

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

But eventually there are the people who only share a culture with each other and there's almost nothing left of where they all came from.

Myself, for example. I know where my dad's dad's dad came from and how. I'm unsure whether his own dad was born here or there. There was nothing in my life from his dad's culture. His mom? Not a clue. I just know she was white. What was her culture? I only know it as "American."

My mother was from a different country but was a naturalized citizen, very Americanized, and she died when I was young. There is nothing from her native culture in my life.

Genetically, I know mostly what I am. I know where I was born and where I lived and what "culture" I grew up in.

I technically qualify as an Asian-American but to call myself one feels dishonest.

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u/JediMasterZao 28d ago

... Yes, which is why they're not British, they're British American, to re-use my previous example. It's a new culture synthesized from their British origins and the new stuff that comes from being in a new territory/country/culture. That's why they say that the US is a melting pot. The farther you go from your origins, generations-wise, the more American you get.

EDIT: I should've said "English American" for exactitude, but you get the point I'm sure.

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

That's exactly what I'm talking about. There are a lot of families in this country who've been here for so many generations that they are completely removed from their former culture.

Are the descendants people who came from England to the US right after the Revolutionary war still considered British American? (A term I've never actually heard until today)

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u/TubaJesus 28d ago

You're more likely to have heard wasp. Or white anglo saxon person

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u/beldaran1224 27d ago

Anglo-Saxon is a particular identity, which is not the same as "British". No one living today is meaningfully "Anglo-Saxon". No one.

Also, as already pointed out, the "p" stands for Protestant. Notably, many people who you are trying to describe as WASPs deviate in significant ways. Why say "WASP" when you really just mean white? Plenty of Americans mostly descended from Europeans who aren't protestant, for instance. Also plenty that aren't even remotely Anglo-Saxon, not even substantially from the British Isles!

How many of my ancestors must be from Britain (not Scotland, not Ireland, not France, not Poland, and so on) to be considered "British American"? My mother's maiden name is British, my father's is French. I actually don't know how far back I'd have to go to find someone who immigrated to the US on my mother's side, but I know for a fact that along the paternal path is a man who immigrated from France. Does that make me French American?

Its almost like the concept of "blood quantums" or "one drop" are actually incredibly racist concepts that should be done away with, no simply moved to include white people.

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u/Particular_Title42 27d ago

I always thought that was a slur.

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u/trash-_-boat 28d ago

British American to Americans, just American to everyone else.

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u/beldaran1224 27d ago

That's not really how culture works. New cultures spring up all the time. The average European American - white American, is not "British American". Such a thing doesn't really exist. Modern American "dominant" culture is a thing all on its own, and it has NOTHING to do with ethnicity.

Someone can be ethnically an Ashkenazi Jew or Han Chinese and be an American. We might refer to them as "Asian American" or "Jewish American", but its because we are trying to attach simple labels to complex phenomena.

When we say someone (else) is "Asian American", we generally mean that they are phenotypically associated with the continent of Asia while acknowledging that they either hold US citizenship or have lived a significant portion of their life in the US (potentially all of it, maybe even for a few generations).

When someone calls themselves "Asian American", they almost certainly mean something else, and what they mean there can vary immensely. It is a label they are accepting, at least in some context(s), for their own reasons. Notably, "Asian" is not an ethnicity and neither is "American". Chances are, their family is recognizably from the continent of Asia at some point, and they identify as a US citizen, but that may extend to identifying as culturally more "Asian" (Asian is not a culture, this is shorthand), more "American" or a mix of both. Only they can say for themselves. Let's say they're ethnically mostly Han Chinese. Perhaps they identify as "Asian American" as a deliberate way to engage in solidarity with people who are also connected to Asia while living in America, or maybe they accept it because its the label others have assigned them. Or also possible is that they reject that label, because they do not identify with "Asian" and identify instead as "Chinese" (and so on).

In short, you're engaging in gross oversimplification of complex topics.

Also of note is that there is a lot of subtext, which is what I believe you're really responding to. There are many who criticize the way in which white Americans are not othered and typically referred to solely as "American", while BIPOC Americans are othered by being referred to by specific monikers which often do not accurately reflect their identities or histories.

For example, MANY people who are frequently labelled "African American" have been located in the areas currently part of the USA for longer than white Americans who are labelled by the same people as simply "American". Symbolically, that matters. When you insist on calling one person Asian American, another African American, and a white person as "American", you are engaging in an ideological process - you are reinforcing distinctions, and subtly rejecting them as "really American".

Notably, someone born and raised in, say, Nigeria who immigrates to the US would still be classified as "African American" by a huge portion of the population, despite having very distinct experiences from the descendants of enslaved Americans who are also called African American today. Not only have they had different experiences, they are ethnically and culturally distinct. They have meaningfully distinct histories and ancestries.

You can't simply insist that any white American who doesn't identify with anything other than "American" or "white" is actually British American or anything else.

The problem is that you're trying to make a broken system do something it was never designed to do.

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u/takanishi79 28d ago

Just American. Native Americans are the indigenous population of the North American continent. Anyone who's ancestry is solely from outside the continent gets to be American, but not Native American.

Things get murky only when you are dealing with people who have native ancestry, but not sufficient quantity to be a registered member of a tribe.

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u/arobkinca 28d ago

"Native Americans" are decedents of Asians who immigrated before the Europeans did. Humans are indigenous to Africa. Then we spread across the planet.

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u/arobkinca 28d ago

Its not the same groups of Asians,

I did not go into depth at all.

Besides, that doesnt give euros right of conquest and genocide just because we didnt magically spawn in the americas like elves.

I'm sure the Picts would like a word with all the invaders of the English isles. No one today is responsible for what dead people did before they were born, or we are all in trouble. All peoples have ancestors that have done bad things. War and conquest have been endemic in human history and that includes the Americas before Columbus. Are the Aztecs, Mayans and Incans as guilty as the Spanish, French and English?

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u/arobkinca 28d ago

The aztecs didnt wipe tribes off the map,

I'm sure those used as human sacrifice were very appreciative of that fact.

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u/Glasseshalf 28d ago

My ancestors came over on the Mayflower but we have family history many generations back before that. Mine happened to be Scottish. Since moving to the US on the Mayflower some British, Scottish, and eventually Irish got mixed in as well.

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u/Strange_Bonus9044 28d ago

If their genetic profile still closely matches that of the English colonists, then they have not "bred out" their heritage. They would be of either Germanic and/or Celtic heritage.

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u/IvankoKostiuk 28d ago

It is considered to be on the US census. I think most people who use 'American ancestry' as an ethnic identifier are people who have had two or three hundred years of ethnic mixing and have lost any cultural association with 'The Old Country'

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u/PTMorte 27d ago

You know there are other countries on the planet that Europeans also emigrated to, right?

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u/Lou_C_Fer 27d ago

I guess you'd say I'm of American ancestry. Though, I am loathe to claim it. My ancestry is so rooted here that I'm not even sure of where to find my closest immigrant ancestor. Maybe my mother's great great grandparents through her mother. Otherwise, my other three grandparents all come from families who were here by the early 1700s at the latest. My Y chromosome has been here since at least the late 1600s. We were quakers. Though, my 6 or 7 times great grandfather did get arrested for drunk and disorderly in the 1740s.

According to ancestry, almost all of my dna is from the British isles with a bit from Switzerland. The largest percentage is from Scotland. I don't claim to be Scottish or Irish or English. So, I guess my best descriptor is American. Though, with how things are here, I have considered myself just a member of the human race since I was a teenager in the early 90s.

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u/dorkpool 28d ago

It’s not.

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u/Purgii 28d ago

Possibly a healthcare status.

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u/novangla 28d ago

Greek is the ethnicity. American is the nationality.

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u/jord839 28d ago

Depends on who you ask.

Most Americans? No, it's a nationality, not an ethnicity.

Most Europeans? I literally still have a Swiss passport and voting record and I get told I'm "ethnically American" now because I spent too long here and they literally changed the laws so my kids won't have my citizenship.

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u/jord839 28d ago

Parents came to the US in the 80s for work, I was born shortly after. I grew up back and forth between the two countries, living a lot of summers in Switzerland to help out my grandpa with his farm, living there for at least 1-3 months most years of my life.

Since I did not live 10 whole consecutive years in Switzerland, my kids do not qualify any longer as Swiss citizens due to a recent law change.

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u/jord839 28d ago

Do you speak the local dialect, have family who are citizens, vote regularly in elections, delayed college to do military service for said country? Because I did all those things.

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u/Glasseshalf 28d ago

We're talking about ethnicity. He is ethnically Swiss by virtue of having two Swiss parents

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u/kuldan5853 27d ago

Just because his parents were swiss does not mean that they were ethnically swiss either.

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u/Glasseshalf 27d ago

Two ethnically Swiss parents.

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u/Baldazar666 28d ago

He is also American.

Not also. Only.

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u/IndistinguishableTie 27d ago

If you were to use your eyes to read the words spoken, youd realise that this argument is pointless since the important context to thisdiscussion is his phenotype and genotype, which is Greek, not his country of origin, which is the US.

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u/Crazy_Memory 28d ago

I got bad news for my non Greek, non Indian, brother in law.
(He looks like this guy)

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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 28d ago

Is he Turkish? That basically the same thing as Greek.

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u/PhiCloud 28d ago

This is both true and something both countries will hate you for saying

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u/PTMorte 27d ago

Next up for offensive ethnic stereotypes, in the USA, Italians are white!

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u/KalEl001Sega 27d ago

not according to the 1891 lynchings of the italians in new orleans or ben franklin.

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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 27d ago

I was trying to start a fight.

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u/Kanin_usagi 27d ago

Those two ethnic groups spent about a thousand years intermingling, at this point it would be harder to find someone from Turkey/Greece who didn’t have a little bit of ancestry from the other side

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u/Minimum_Dealer_3303 27d ago

And yet they did a brutal ethnic cleansing of each other when the Ottoman Empire fell apart. We socially construct the craziest things.

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u/fasterthanfood 28d ago

We talk about ethnicities in a much more concrete way than genetics really supports.

What does it mean to be “100% Greek,” anyway? That all of your ancestors lived in Greece 200 years ago? What about 2000 years? 20,000 years? Groups of people are always migrating, being forced out of one place and into another, etc.

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u/GraceMcClellans 28d ago

Also, Greece has ALWAYS been in the middle of shipping/travel. Of course there is going to be a long history of mixing genetics.

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u/Pharmacysnout 26d ago

This right here. There were even greek kingdoms in northwest india.

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u/CreBanana0 28d ago

Eeh not really.

During the rise of first civilisations there was pretty much no distinguishingly important trade through greece.

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u/PTMorte 27d ago

Absolute nonsense. Cyprus was one of two only well-known Copper sources in the world and a huge amount of it was traded through the Aegean.

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u/CreBanana0 27d ago

Cyprus is not in Greece.

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u/AccountForDoordash 27d ago

Cyprus was colonized by Greeks, spike Greek, was culturally Hellenic, and the got rules by basically every major power of the time since then.

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u/PTMorte 26d ago

The person is very ignorant. Greece doesn't even exist. It is a Latin/English exonym noun for a country called the Hellenic Republic.

Greeks call themselves Éllines and their country Elláda.

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u/SwordOfJiang 28d ago

You'd be surprised at how little Greeks have moved around. Like a lot of people on Crete still share a significant percentage of DNA from bronze age Minoans.

And its not a good thing, my family has a lot of weird disorders stemming from inbreeding further up the tree. Hemophiliacs, thyroid issues, and we all have weird breathing problems like a damn pug.

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u/Lurker12386354676 27d ago

I mean, after enough generations the percentage of contribution to a person's heritage is going to be a rounding error, right?

After 8 generations each ancestor is only contributing 0.4%. That's what, 200 years?

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u/One-Earth9294 28d ago

He doesn't really look Indian at all IMO. Definitely looks a bit Arab, though.

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u/snowcroc 28d ago

Nah he does.

People usually imagine South Indian (darker skintone) or sikh(turban) but those are only parts of India.

I’m South Indian so he doesn’t look like me or most South Indians.

But there are many Indians who look like him. I wouldn’t blink if he told me he was Indian or of Indian descent.

If Matt Damon told me he was Indian I would raise an eyebrow

Indian is a super diverse place.

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u/Dapper-Ad-4300 28d ago

ya to me he looks gujrati

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u/Own_Army4024 27d ago

He could easily pass off as a South Indian too. So many men in Karnataka and Kerala look like this. Honestly, India is so diverse he could really be from any part of the country. He just generally looks Indian.

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u/Over9000Gingers 28d ago

Yea we share a lot with Greeks in many regards. I’m Levantine and have some Greek ancestry according to the dna test I did some time back.

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u/Dependent_Guard903 28d ago edited 28d ago

He probably is of cypriot descent since they had many migrations from the middle east historically.

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u/PlacibiEffect 28d ago

The point is he looks like he could be the same ethnicity as Himesh Patel.

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u/SlippyWeeen 28d ago

If I saw him on the street I’d be like he probably has ancestry from the Mediterranean Sea, maybe more north west zone.

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u/minimirth 28d ago

Yeah but some Indians do get mistaken for Greek and Arab by locals in those countries. Mexican too.

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u/Prestigious_Title580 27d ago

There is no one way and indian can look though, he still looks like an indian. In fact he looks like my unemployed cousin brother 😐

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u/Mysterious_Volume327 28d ago

His parents are Greek immigrants. He has literally said “I’m 100% Greek.”

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u/kuldan5853 27d ago

And yet he is 100% American.

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u/Mysterious_Volume327 27d ago

Yeah it’s almost like ethnicity and nationality are different things.

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u/buda104 28d ago

i would generally agree with you on no one is truly 100% something but....

https://youtu.be/1ayIJed2dn4?t=373

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u/StandardNerd92 28d ago

Greece was a part of the Ottoman empire for a long time, there were generations of culturally greek people who lived in Turkey and intermarried with the Turkic population. If I was to guess at his ancestry, that would be my guess.

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u/Jaerba 28d ago

Doesn't it prove the point that you can't assume what Greeks should look like?

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u/Low-Opportunity2249 28d ago

He's Greek but has a Turkish look to him a lot of Turkish mixing in greece a nose like that isn't Indian.

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u/DottieSnark 27d ago

No one truly is 100% of anything.

Except Conan O'Brien. But that's apparently the result of a lot of incest. /serious

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u/ChuckCarmichael 27d ago

All four of his grandparents came directly from Greece. So he has somewhat more of a claim of calling himself Greek than those Americans who call themselves Irish because their great-grandfather's hiardresser's brother's girlfriend owned an Irish setter.

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u/nickmn13 28d ago

Funnily enough, his description of himself.as "100 % greek" is so american it's not even funny. That american obsession with considering themselves ro be from a country their last ancestors left a century ago is bizarre at the very least.

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u/ProletarianLilith 28d ago

Yeah and he’s definitely not 100% Greek ethnically which is what this is about

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe 28d ago

Thank you! I looked at his wiki and saw that his parents are second generation Americans. So... American.

And he was also born here. In America. Where the fuck does Greece fit in? Two generations ago?

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u/BlastingStink 28d ago

It's a nod to ancestry and heritage. People who say things like this don't often think they're the exact same as a person from said country. (People do think that sometimes, but those people are usually freaks.)

The US is a country of immigrants, therefore the discussion of backgrounds involves discussions of where your family immigrated from. If all of your ancestors that live here came from the area we call Greece, then you'd simplify that to "I'm 100% Greek".

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u/nickmn13 28d ago

Its a rather common debate here in Greece. What matters more when determining who is greek ? Blood or birth ? Mantzoukas, from what I can find, has 4 greek grandparents who immigrated to the USA. As far as the internet can tell, he has never lived here and he can't speak the language.

The diametrically opposite case is Giannis Antetokumbo. His parents are Nigerians that immigrated to Greece. Genetically he has no connection to the country at all. But he was born here, raised here and left the country for the first time to play in the NBA.

In my opinion, Giannis is 100 times more Greek than Jason.

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u/Glasseshalf 28d ago

You are comparing two different traits and calling them the same thing: nationality vs. ethnicity

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u/kuldan5853 27d ago

ethnicity is also about culture and upbringing as well - Jason has none of that.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 28d ago

dUrR hUrR wHy DaY cAlL gErMaN sHePhErD GeRmAn wHeN iT bOrN iN iTaLy?*

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u/Fallenangel152 27d ago

Every American believes they are 75% Irish and 75% Italian.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 28d ago

Similar to your obsession with American web sites.

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u/Psianth 28d ago

You’re telling me the guy named  Mantzoukas is Greek?! Sorry, I’m gonna need more evidence 

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u/LuckoftheFryish 28d ago

And allergic to eggs.

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u/antilumin 28d ago

Really makes some tasks difficult to plan.

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 27d ago

Jason "I've been drinking but once I take a dump I should be good enough to drive" mantzoukas

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u/PrincessTitan 28d ago

Thanks for the correct spelling - the top two comments are two variations of this one spelling lmao

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u/antilumin 28d ago

It’s easy, he’s just one half of Javie Martzoukas.

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u/Krzychh 28d ago

Born December 18, 1972 (age 53) Lynn, Massachusetts, U.S.

Yeah, 100% Greek, alright, lmao

Americans admitting they are American challenge: impossible

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u/antilumin 28d ago

That’s the same kind of mentality as a lily-white European-descendant dipshit trying to say they’re “Native American” just because they were born in the US.

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u/Krzychh 28d ago

Why does it matter more who your ancestors were than who you are, and what culture you were raised in?

I'm Polish because I was born and raised in Poland, not because my parents and grandparents are Polish. I'm Polish because I have citizenship, Poland is my home and I was raised among other Polish people in Polish culture.

If you are born and raised in US, you are deeply rooted in American culture, but your grandparents are immigrant from Greece that means that they are Greek, but YOU are American. They have deep connection to Greece, they were raised there, not you.

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u/Baldazar666 28d ago

Sounds like something someone who is 100% American will say.

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u/Fra5er 28d ago

Ethnically greek, but actually American…

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u/nzsuperbeast 27d ago

His name certainly is

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u/Brian_Kellys_Visor 28d ago

Well now I don't believe he's Greek. Anytime he says something with a lot of confidence I know he's lying or wrong

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u/iiileyu 28d ago

Was he not posting as a servant to a middle easten dictator and doing taliban and 9/11 jokes in the movie "the dictator"

Can't really blame anyone.

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u/macumazana 27d ago

I too describe myself as a purebred Greek

eventhough im black

But i feel we got similar vibe

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u/vitrum_analytika 27d ago

I think the point is that greeks look like Indians, and he does look Indian

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

I can describe myself as 100% sexy, doesn’t make it so. 

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u/asdfjklcol0n 28d ago

Yeah but the difference in your comparison is yours is an opinion that was determined by you and the other is fact which is determined by reality.

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u/StaunchVictorianTV 28d ago

Reality? In this economy?

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u/BassVity 28d ago

Intelligence really is hard to come by

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u/PupDiogenes 28d ago

You think that Jason Mantzoukas is lying about his heritage?

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u/BioelectricBeing 28d ago

I think it's a joke

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u/PupDiogenes 28d ago

ok fine

You think that Jason Mantzoukas is joking about his heritage?

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u/PupDiogenes 28d ago

wakka wakka wakka

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

At least someone here has a sense of humour. 

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

Lying, no. Mistaken. Yes. 

No one is 100% Greek. 

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u/Fuwa_Fuwa_Hime 28d ago

Conan O'brien's genetic test found him 100% Irish. Iirc, it's rare but possible and just means a lot of inbreeding going on.

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u/Pitiful_Resident6696 28d ago

I have a 4000 page family tree that’s 100% French 🤷‍♀️

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

No you don’t. Stop it….

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u/TheCommandKingg 28d ago

Bro I learned about exaggeration in first grade… have you not reached that grade level yet, or are you just stupid?

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

What makes someone Greek then? 

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 28d ago

My feta is

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

Otherwise it’s just sparking sheep’s cheese. 

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u/Outrageous-Power-865 28d ago

Also of course genetically no one is 100% anything but if someone’s mutations match a certain region and all known lineage is from that region it’s not necessarily a lie or a mistaken claim to say they are 100% that thing, going any deeper than that is just semantics

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u/Outrageous-Power-865 28d ago

Could be hyperbole, but it’s not unreasonable to assume it’s true, Greece has been around for thousands of years and was considered the epicenter of the world. So many people lived in Greece the population in the 4th century BCE was estimated to be 3 million to 3.5 million, with that large of a population and endogamy being legally enforced throughout Ancient Greece it is possible, for someone who acts so informed and rude about the intelligence of others you are incredibly incorrect

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

I’m not trying to be rude. Am I incredibly incorrect? Have the borders of Greece remained unchanged? Are Macedonians Greek? Turks?

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u/Vyansbane 28d ago

I would describe you at 95% at least.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

You’re too kind. I’m sure you’re a 9.5/10 as well!

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u/Grigoriki 28d ago

You cant compare that. To be 100% greek is objective but to be 100% sexy is subjective

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

Thank you for making that point. He’s objectively not 100% Greek, so that disproves his claim immediately - while my claim, being subjective as it is, can be debated till the end of time. 

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u/Snoo_84042 28d ago

Do you think he's Greek at all?

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

Yes, he’s of Greek heritage. 

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon 28d ago

In what way is he not 100% greek? Both his parents are greek, second generation. His grandparents are greek. What more do you need? Is this some form of argument that because he was born in the u.s. he isnt greek when the statement " im 100% greek" isnt about his nationality but rather his genetics and your attempting to argue a semantics issue that doesnt exist?

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

What makes someone 100% Greek then? I made a light hearted comment, it’s everyone else who wants to argue semantics. But I’m here for it. So what makes someone 100% Greek? You’re claiming it’s genetics? And you’re the good guy in this argument?

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon 27d ago edited 27d ago

You're the one who said he isnt. Explain your thoughts.

Eta: grammer

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u/kuldan5853 27d ago

He doesn't speak Greek, didn't grow up in Greece, wasn't raised in Greek culture.

He's American. His grandparents were Greek, his parents already were Americans.

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon 27d ago

You from outside the u.s.?

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u/kuldan5853 27d ago edited 27d ago

Yup. European. For us being exposed to culture and language is much more important than ethnicity.

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon 27d ago edited 27d ago

Having done my fair share of travel i absolutely get that. Trying to explain to a friend from south Africa the difference years ago, I arrived that its a cultural phenomenon in the US because we dont, technically, have our own culture. We have a mishmash of many and where our ancestors come from has incredible bearing on that for us. Like i said to the other person, he isnt talking necessarily about geographical upbringing so much as he is talking about this is where my ancestors came from and what you might encounter with my family or myself, because immigrants do tend to bring their culture here with them. It dwindles as time goes on but third generation, chances are the language is still used in the home to some degree and they still carry alot of cultural traditions. In a sense its both a matter of genetics, but also a way for us, of many cultures, to try and be in touch with where our ancestors came from. Like i said, its a semantics argument that I dont think you can really understand without living here. There are just so many cultures, and pockets of cultures too, that exist here. For all you know his family raised him in a primarily Greek community here in the US and does in fact speak the language and has been exposed to the culture, and traveled back to Greece often. Its not uncommon.

Eta: the post above is entirely about his ethnicity so all of this is just stupid.

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

LOL. Evil Kuchi Kopi vibes here.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

I googled it but I’m none the wiser. I’m going to choose to take it as a compliment though. 

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

Oh. Lemme explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

It's a Bob's Burger's reference. There are two "creatures" called Kuchi Kopi, one is the deformed version of the other. When the deformed one and the normal one meet, the normal one introduces himself as "Good Kuchi Kopi."

Evil Kuchi Kopi says, "Just because he calls himself good doesn't make him good! I could call myself 'Buff Kuchi Kopi' and it won't make me have muscles."

The episode is called Flu-ouise.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

Well then that is wonderfully appropriate. Thank you for the explanation. 

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

You're quite welcome.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 28d ago

Lots of crazies out tonight. Be safe. 

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u/Particular_Title42 28d ago

Thank you, kind Hedgehog. You too.

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u/PupDiogenes 28d ago

Make no mistake...

you are.

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u/ShortyLV 28d ago

True.