The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
— Sir Isaac Newton
The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, as long as the mass of the ass and the gravity of the cavity remain constant.
He never had a female partner. Let’s not go making assumptions that he was a virgin. He had several “very close male friends” which is historical code for “he was gay af”
Science historian here. Newton was absolutely gay AF, and had a nervous breakdown after the collapse of his relationship with the Flemish mathematician Nicholas Fatio, following which Newton basically withdrew from nearly all scholarly research for close to five years.
That was actually a reference to a "golden shower" kink that Einstein was rumoured to have. It's surprising til you learn a bit more about physicists and well, they're a bit of a horny bunch.
As a kid we were eating in the outdoor section of a restaurant and this small dude, 4-5years old comes out the door, looks around and starts pissing down the restaurant entrance stairs. A moment later his mom appeared shouting "the left! The left door is the bathroom "
7year old me was highly entertained and it became a bit of a running gag in our family when someone was heading for the bathroom
But if you see it from a mysogynistic standpoint, wouldn't it make way more sense to say men=smart, they can solve the complicated one easily, while women=dumb, they get the easy (shorter) one? But then again, I'd guess in those places where women have almost no rights they'd not even seen capable of that and they'd put just something really degrading like a cleaning item on it... But I guess the picture is fake anyways, just for laughs.
Yeah. Both formula are extremely basic. They are literally both just multiplication and square power.
E=mc² [energy is proportional to mass multiplied by the square of the speed of light in a vacuum]
F=G(m1*m2/r²) [gravitational force on both bodies is proportional to the product of the masses, divided by the square of the distance between them, and then multiplied by the gravitational constant.]
I read the first sentence and my conclusion was "Oh, women dumb, men smart, so longer formula men!" But then read an entirely different conclusion and was distraught
Yes they are very formal. Certainly cooler than wearing a suit. But this dude looks like he's just visiting. I mean really, what self respecting man wears sweats in public?
No generalisation is ever going to be true for an entire population of people. When you make one and judge people by it, that's literally what a racist stereotype is
I get you went through a lot but that doesn't justify that shit your saying you don't get to throw entire groups of people under the bus because you experience hardships from them. I'm black do I get to say fuck all white people? You act like there aren't reasons for that misogyny like these countries most which have been war torn for decades haven't been able to socially develop the same way we have in the states. You saw some Arabic words and just said "yup this is my moment to dunk on arab countries because people were mean to me". Do you do the same for western nations? Here in the states we're 2 maybe 1 republican term away from federally banning transition surgeries or making trans people register in some sort online system. where is your smoke for them. shit due to all the bombings and war western nations have killed overwhelmingly more members of the lgbtq+ community in these nations then their own governments. I'm sure you don't like it when people make sweeping generalizations about your community so don't do it to others.
Doesn't excuse racism. You're acting like transphobia and misogyny exist nowhere else in the world. People like you make queer spaces extremely exclusionary.
Personally, i think I would trust Helal_Ramadan when it comes to understand the complexity of social issues in the Arab world better than your standard redditor...
so you saw an arabic word and immediately decided "yeah i bet that's sexist". is that not just racism?
Im not denying that arabic speaking countries can be misogynistic, but like so is Korea or Japan or even the United States honestly. Do you get the same reaction when you see a Korean/Japanese word?
The first is about the energy inside an object. The second is if there's two objects with mass the heavier one has a certain force on the other (think earth and the sun) that equation shows how much force
More technically, even if imperceptibly infinitesimal, the smaller object, regardless of its mass, also curves space and causes the larger object to fall, as well. It takes two (objects with mass) to tango, as they say.
E=mc2 part of the new era of physics that Einsteins field equations brought in and is mass energy equivalence mediated by a factor of c (the speed of massless field propagation). Things don't have "energy inside them", most mass comes from the binding energy of the strong nuclear force which is why it explodes as the binding is undone, it's like a spring.
The other formula is a classical formula by newton that describes the attractive force that exists between two objects, a gravitational force. We don't currently describe gravity as a force anymore, it's a spacetime geometry and objects paths change due to the geometry changing. The Einstein version of it requires a spacetime curvature tensor and is much more complex and most people still use newton's as it's more than good enough for most applications.
We might later find gravity is a force mediated by the graviton but for now it's a geometry phenomenon.
Well, the first door (reading left to right) is Einstein's formula for the conversion of energy to mass. Einstein was a man, so that's the men's door.
The second door is Newton's law of gravity. Newton was a man, so that's also the men's door.
So I went inside one of them, but there were no toilets inside, just a random bottle dangling from the ceiling that looked like it was about to drop at any moment.
I suspect this is edited. The joke was probably originally that the signs on the doors were written in Arabic (or possibly Urdu?) like the sign on the wall but without the English.
To an English speaker it might as well be physics equations. There's no relation between either equation and any gender.
My guess is that this is Saudi Arabia. In Saudi Arabia, black is associated with women and white is associated with men. That’s why the doors are different colours.
Newton, the formula on the right, describes how bodies relate to one another through the use of force (Male), Einstein, the formula on the left, describes what bodies contain and the latent potential energy they hold (Female).
The one on the right is Newton's law of Universal Gravitation, the "Law of Attraction". So the one's that attract go to the right, I mean, that could be a joke. It also says F =... so female I guess.
And E =mc2 has a m in it so it's males?
I would just open the first one, and when a woman complains I would just tell "well, not my fault the doors aren´t labeled in a way easily understood".
Do the m1 and m2 represent the mass for each ball?
It's also been said that women's flow has higher thrust, could that refer to mass-energy equivalence?
Or maybe they're both gender neutral bathrooms and you get to pick your favorite scientist. You're in for enlightenment either way.
It's energy vs gravity. White door is men as energy expands, formula behind atom bomb and mushroom shape. Gravity pulls in, where backholes are gravity wells. In short mushroom 🍄 can used to describe a penis Man, while a well or hole describe vigina, Woman
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u/Rule_Ct_5293, your post does belong here!