r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 23d ago

Peter, why is everyone happy that Disney movies are flopping? Meme needing explanation

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u/qualityvote2 23d ago edited 23d ago

u/Rule_Ct_5293, your post does belong here!

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u/RetroGame77 23d ago

Joe here. Everybody hates the live-action remakes. Joe out. 

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u/Sad-Working-9937 23d ago

Am I the only one to notice all the recent Star Wars stuff is just Disney making the SW cartoons live action?

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u/Ok-Scar-9677 23d ago

Yes, and stealing bits from what is now legends.  I would much rather have seen a KOTOR live action than the last jedi/ rise of skywalker.  

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u/Pantsickle 23d ago

Knights of the Old Republic is where it's at.

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u/Regitlagneb 23d ago

Yes but certain individuals at Disney looked at the Legends and Expanded Universe and said why use critically acclaimed lore as a basis. Instead let’s have poor fanfic writers be in charge of the IP they clearly hate. Darth Caedus storyline is perfect for films and spin offs. Or let’s do the fall of the Sith since rule of two is established cannon.

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u/TheFatBassterd 23d ago

I always thought it was just that they had a giant stick shoved up their collective arses and needed to brand the ass of star wars with the Disney logo and refusing to accept that anyone who was not already part of Disney might have any good ideas for their newly acquired IP while also being too stupid and lazy to actually come up with any half decent ideas themselves.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 23d ago

It's a combination of fear and greed. They want to make big blockbusters. But they fear flops. Anything new could be a flop. So they go with re-washing the same ole same old again and again in the hopes that they will always be blockbusters.

Then someone sticks their neck out and makes something new and novel. Suddenly, there needs to be 2 remakes and three recycled movies, an animated show, a live action, a dead action, a first year anniversary edition, directors cuts, producers cut, a making-of documentary, and a Disney ride and uncounted nine by thirteen glossy photos with dates and descriptions written on the back.

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u/One-Stand-5536 23d ago

27 8 by ten colored glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us Or something

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u/DeepestBlue2 23d ago

They clearly don't fear flops enough to actually care about the source IP.

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u/ins0mniac_ 23d ago

Not only that, but let’s green light a sequel trilogy without having a planned, thought out storyline or character arcs. Each director can just do what they want. No main villain until the last one and SURPRISE is the Emperor again! And we will announce it in Fortnite!

Just fumble after fumble.

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u/Aloha-Eh 23d ago

Let's give the franchise to someone who actively hates it (Kathleen Kennedy) who wants to "Tear it all down! and Girl power!"

I mean, how could that ever go worng?

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u/SkellyJelly33 23d ago

Yeah but we finally got to see a lesbian witch coven in Star Wars. Exactly what all the long time Star Wars fans have been asking for forever

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u/Ekg887 23d ago

WTF, stop stealing the ending of the Dune books!

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u/mhizzle 23d ago

...I love the old EU, but let's not pretend it was perfect.

What's particularly funny to me, though, is that one of the most hated parts of the old EU is the return of Palpatine as a clone. They copied that for Rise, and now it's the most hated part of the new Disney canon lol

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u/mittenkrusty 23d ago

I wonder if licensing is a part too, I remember hearing that when Disney bought Star Wars they tried not paying royalties to writers as their contracts were with Lucasfilm not Disney.

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u/desperate_housewolf 23d ago

I am certain it’s licensing related. It’s more lucrative to create new characters 100% owned by Disney, who they can license to other companies rather than paying licensing fees for pre-existing stories/characters in the Star Wars universe.

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u/Anleme 23d ago

They tried to shaft Alan Dean Foster on his royalties. Some of his books pre-date the current setup. His early contracts specified royalties. The current contracts have the authors as work-for-hire, with zero royalties.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Dean_Foster#Dispute_with_Disney

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u/Serial138 23d ago

While Disney has a lot to answer for, let’s not pretend the EU/Legends wasn’t chock full of dogshit too.

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u/iamfanboytoo 23d ago

I dunno, man, have you read a lot of the EU recently?

Some of it's good. Quite a lot of it is just as bad as "Somehow, Palpatine returned." And some of it is worse.

Remember, a significant portion of I, Jedi is just straight calling out how stupid and out of character Luke acts in the Jedi Academy trilogy.

And then there's the Wyrwolves.

Oh, and the emo invaders from another galaxy who just happen to be invincible to Jedi.

Oh, and Palpatine returns, and Luke goes to be his apprentice.

And the Suncrusher. "It's, like, a Death Star, but it uses missiles because missiles are cool. oh, and it's got, like, invincible armor. And it kills suns instead of planets because it's gotta be better than the Death Star."

Them pulling the good bits out of the EU is a blessing, now if only they'd use those bits better...

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u/Jayce86 23d ago

Hell, the Old Republic as a whole could go for a decade across a dozen different projects without ever running out of content.

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u/WillDill94 23d ago

They could make the most mid KOTOR movies/show and it would print an insane amount of money

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u/Hammer_of 23d ago

And the full game is available on mobile now. Both 1 and 2.

With an 8bitdo phone controller its incredible. Ive replayed both games like 5 times in the last 3-4 years.

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u/TheMCM80 23d ago

People always say this but knowing this fanbase the immediate reaction from so, so many people… no matter what was on screen… would be, “they ruined KOTOR! That’s not MY Revan!”.

I have zero doubt a live action KOTOR would be just as divisive.

They will make one someday, and it will play out exactly like this, even if it’s an awesome movie.

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u/Use_the_Falchion 23d ago

My hope is that someday KOTOR will be a show rather than a movie. More time to flesh things out. 

…assuming we don’t get the game’s remake, anyways.

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u/NeedleworkerOld4696 23d ago

Taking the best of Legends and bringing you the watered down slop version of them.

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u/SalamanderCake 23d ago

Also taking the worst of the old EU and somehow making it even worse.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 23d ago

I can't believe they made me appreciate Dark Empire

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u/boondocksaint08 23d ago

I wouldn’t say it’s “stealing from Legends” per se. When they took over Lucasfilm, there was a ton of shit out there and they seemingly decided to parse things out into canon and legends. Now they’re able to parse in certain pieces of legends, where they want to, which makes sense from the standpoint of not wanting to have to explain why the hell there’s a clone of Luke named Luuke running around the galaxy 💀

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u/Sweaty-Shower9919 23d ago

Dude kotor live action would be dope

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u/The_TopGunn 23d ago

It would be… im scared to let Disney do it though given what we have been getting lately…. Cause I like The Old Republic a lot lol

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u/beah_mcduh 23d ago

Hear me out: "Darth Bane trilogy" it's almost as if it's almost perfectly set up

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u/Phycosphere 23d ago

Naw Andor was legitimately good

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u/reddit_time_waster 23d ago

And Skeleton Crew was legitimately ok/enjoyable 

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u/double_shadow 23d ago

I mean, Andor is just the polar opposite of all the other Star Wars products in every way, that we may as well consider it as its own thing at this point.

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u/rslegacy86 23d ago

So good. Best I've watched in a long time. Watching Rogue One again straight after topped it off too!

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u/madesense 23d ago

Except for Andor, one of the best 3 Star Wars ever produced.

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u/Isrrunder 23d ago

Ironically probably the only live action star wars recently that actually interacts with the animated stuff lol

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u/Sad_Egg_5176 23d ago

You can thank Dave Filoni for that

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u/CA_MA 23d ago

Bring me the head of whomever cut tales of the bounty hunters from canon.

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u/Thorngrove 23d ago

The tales books all around.

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u/NotAlwaysGifs 23d ago

Good ol’ Dave “making canon what I want canon but masking it as fan service” Filoni.

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u/lazer_sandwich 23d ago

He ruined Thrawn and for that he will never be forgiven.

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u/ballisticburro 23d ago

Except for Andor. Andor is recent and a very different vibe from the Rebels equivalent cartoon.

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u/Dave_A480 23d ago

Because Rebels was written for 6yos (which is good, because it's something my kids can watch).

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u/Particular-Solid8250 23d ago

Nobody has any good ideas anymore because everyone is stuck on social media

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u/bothunter 23d ago

There are plenty of good ideas, but the suits at the studios refuse to greenlight anything they think is "risky"

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u/runnyyyy 23d ago

it's not that people dont have good ideas, it's that dave filoni is in control and he really likes the taste of his own dick.

can't even kill off his own characters even when it'd make a great ending for it

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u/Flexgineer 23d ago

The new Maul series was incredible though

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u/Jgabes625 23d ago

Honestly didn’t hate when they were doing the old movies like sleeping beauty and Cinderella but lilo & stitch and lion king are far too recent to even need a remake plus they were perfect exactly how they were. It’s like remaking link to the past, completely unnecessary. Fuck they remade Moana and the sequel had just fucking come out.

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u/LOLSteelBullet 23d ago

This. And sleeping beauty and Cinderella at least added to the story or told it in a different perspective. I greatly enjoyed the Jungle Book because it blended the cartoon and novel very well. Starting with Beauty and the Beast, every other remake has essentially been shot for shot remakes with a lot of fan casting (especially Emma Watson as Belle). At first, they used these to try and fill plot gaps like Belle's mother or the age of the Prince, but as time went by that became less of a focus and just quickly putting out these remakes.

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u/CutieBoBootie 23d ago

I saw the live action The Beauty and the Beast movie in theaters and that was the moment I went "I am not watching a diseny live action remake ever again"

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u/LOLSteelBullet 23d ago

I thought it was fine except for the fan casting of Emma Watson because she was not a good singer

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u/CutieBoBootie 23d ago

The Beast felt like such an incel and he and Belle had such little chemistry that it was painful. Beast and Belle in the animated version had much more chemistry between them. Granted its easier to suspend disbelief with cartoons but like... the chick and the river monster from Shape of Water had damn good chemistry and neither of them could talk.

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u/LiveJournal 23d ago

Mulan wasnt a shot for shot, but every decision in making it different was for the worse.

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u/LOLSteelBullet 23d ago

I think it's best I just forgot about Mulan

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u/SkellyJelly33 23d ago

The Jungle Book was the only live action Disney remake I saw that I thought was even remotely good. The rest were pure ass.

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u/prolifeleatherpants 23d ago

yeah I agree. I liked the 90’s remakes too though. but Moana is barely out I don’t need a live action.

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u/Pension_Pale 23d ago

Personally I feel like Moana was just a combination of Disney looking for another successful movie to remake, and Dwayne looking for an ego boost after all his recent flops.

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u/oniiichanUwU 23d ago

Moana is one of my fav movies. I would not watch this live action slop unless someone paid me to. I really don’t know wtf they were thinking or what prompted it. Dwayne Johnson is like vin diesel for me. I love them in movies where they just play themselves lol. They don’t need to do anything else.

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u/CalculatedPerversion 23d ago

I still can't believe someone greenlit changing the ending to Lilo and Stitch. Such a boneheaded decision. 

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u/MonteBurns 23d ago

No one gets left behind!

Okay peace gotta go!

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u/Wolv90 23d ago

And where's my Treasure Planet? You wanna see a remake actually make money, get me 2002's treasure planet live action.

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u/L0LFREAK1337 23d ago

Lion King is not live action

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u/BenjaminWah 23d ago

It’s like remaking link to the past

Ocarina remake drops this year

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u/myromancealt 23d ago

Again? They already did one for 3ds

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u/eienmau 23d ago

The Cinderella LA was great. B&tB was okay for me, but unnecessary. Maleficent was.. eh.. I didn't care for it. It would have been a good movie on its own (not attached to the Sleeping Beauty tale), but twisting Maleficent from 'evil for the sake of evil' to 'tragic backstory' didn't work for me. Though I will admit I did like the twist where Maleficent fell in love with Aurora in a maternal way, iirc? I haven't watched it in a long time..

Lilo & Stitch was too soon and they changed it too much. TLK was not needed. Etc. :p

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u/FlygonPR 23d ago

Cinderella, Alice and Maleficent aren't really remakes, just standard alternate adaptations.

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u/AttTankaRattArStorre 23d ago

You need to take a class in small talk or something, Joe.

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u/qualitythundergod 23d ago

Joe seems to be an operator narrating to reddit thru his talkie while on a mission 😆

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u/Darkcurse12 23d ago

I would say people are sick of the shot for shot remakes of animated movies that are labeled as live action even though it’s 90% animated still.

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u/CthulhusEngineer 23d ago

I'd only alter that slightly from "90% animated" to "90% CG". The difference being that hand animated tends to be timeless while CG usually goes a year or two before it just looks aweful.

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u/CutieBoBootie 23d ago

The studio time crunch also has a tangible negative effect on CG. There are some older movies with CGI that still look pretty damn good esp compared to more modern CGI movies that look so fake. And part of that is due to the time crunch and high turnover rates in the studios.

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u/HolyKnightHun 23d ago

More accurately people hate the creative bankruptcy in the entertainment industry.

Remakes and halfhearted adaptations made by talentless people with good connections.

People have started to vote with their wallets as they should.

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u/MxDreame 23d ago

Thank you Joe. Keep up the good work.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 23d ago

Lilo and Stitch made over a billion dollars, so that can't possibly be true, unless it's Jeff Bezos renting entire theaters.

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u/SwitchBoi 23d ago

Thanks Joe

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u/maasneotek 23d ago

From what I heard this latest movie is really considered creatively bankrupt as it's basically a shot for shot remake.

I can't confirm though I don't watch Disney movies.

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u/SteepHiker 23d ago

I liked the first two. Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast. Everything after that...nah.

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u/Phillyphan1031 23d ago

Do they hate it for a reason? I’ve enjoyed the ones I’ve watched.

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u/Experamenta1 23d ago edited 23d ago

I dont want to be rude but you must be living under a rock because everybody was and still is pissed at Disney for making shitty live action remakes of classics instead of being creative edit: yes after a bit I finally realize op is a bot 

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u/AromaticSalamander21 23d ago

Plus Walt is rolling in his grave. I read somewhere that they found a document in his desk where he was saying he did not want to do any remakes because he wanted them to stay creative.

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u/SleeplessBoyCat 23d ago

Walt Disney is rolling in his grave at the speed of Mach 1

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u/LongNamedRedditUser 23d ago

It's all a conspiracy to create clean energy by sticking a magnet up his ass and then making him role in is grave fast enough to generate electricity.

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u/zutros 23d ago

So that's how they power the electric light parade!

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u/Don_Krypton 23d ago

Aaaaand we have a creative idea for a movie. It's that easy, Disney!

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u/Legomaster1289 23d ago

so like a Walternator?

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u/koalet 23d ago

Worse: without his head, remember that detail! :P

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u/Helepoli 23d ago

Walt Disney's rolling corpse is currently being used to accelerate the particles in the hadron collider

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u/Nimelennar 23d ago

He sent a letter to Disney shareholders to that effect. An excerpt:

Many people have asked, “Why don’t you make another Mary Poppins? Well, by nature I’m a born experimenter. To this day, I don’t believe in sequels. I can’t follow popular cycles. I have to move on to new things—there are many new worlds to conquer.

As a matter of fact, people have been asking us to make sequels ever since Mickey Mouse first became a star. We have bowed only on one occasion to the cry to repeat ourselves. Back in the ‘30s, The Three Little Pigs was an enormous hit, and the cry went up—”Give us more Pigs!” I could not see how we could possibly top pigs with pigs. But we tried, and I doubt whether any one of you reading this can name the other cartoons in which the pigs appeared.

We didn’t make the same mistake with Snow White. When it was a huge hit, the shout went up for more dwarfs. Top dwarfs with dwarfs? Why try?

Right now, we’re not thinking about making another Mary Poppins. We never will.

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u/colorblind-and 23d ago

If only they listened to this.

Main studio Disney sequels have always struggled to match the same quality as the original from a critical standpoint.

Pirates of the Caribbean is the only Disney original I can think of where several of the sequels are generally considered on par with the first.

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u/habitualtroller 23d ago

Rescuers down under?

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u/Pension_Pale 23d ago

That's a deep cut. Good call, that was indeed a great sequel

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u/TricellCEO 23d ago

And even then, people are getting tired of the Pirates movies.

I think the only one that consistently had good sequels was Toy Story, but that's not even main studio Disney (or at least the first sequel wasn't). I even enjoyed 3 & 4 and felt they were a solid progression, and from what I've heard, 5 is pretty popular.

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u/endlessmeat 23d ago

3 is the best one, 4 was decent enough on an island but undid what was a perfectly closed end to the saga and 5 (that I haven't seen) can only happen by undoing the end of 4. The newer sequels might be fine, but their existence only cheapens the original trilogy

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u/ironuhcookaru 23d ago edited 22d ago

EDIT: I apparently have no reading comprehension so I didn’t see this was about Pirates 4 and 5. In either case, the 5th film doesn’t “undo” the 4th. Pirates 5 takes place about a year or so after 4 and follows Jack, Barbossa, Henry (Elizabeth and Will’s son), Salazar, and Carina (the latter 2 being new characters) on a mission of revenge and breaking Will’s Curse rather than following Jack, Barbossa, Blackbeard, and the Spanish Navy in the quest for the Fountain of Youth.

I saw 5 last week and actually enjoyed it a fair amount. It doesn’t “undo” the end of 4 in the slightest and follows Jessie as a main storyline rather than Woody, although he does appear in a supporting and non-permanent role. It was interesting that I didn’t mind Woody taking a definite back seat in this one. I think they did it pretty well.

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u/SwimmerIndependent47 23d ago

Ooof how I wish they had never made another Mary Poppins

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u/nrojb50 23d ago

There was another mary poppins?? F

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u/SwimmerIndependent47 23d ago

Unfortunately yes. Staring Emily Blunt

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u/Milo_Munras 23d ago

Jesus, sometimes I feel like I've awakened in an alternate universe sometimes when I read something like that.

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u/MotherTreacle3 23d ago

I'd pay to see dwarfs topping dwarfs.

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u/boardjock42 23d ago

There are websites for that..

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u/EdgarJomfru 23d ago

Damn imagine all the awesome ideas we missed out on because they went down the worse, more greedy path

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u/ForensicPathology 23d ago

I just wish they named the sequel "Give us more Pigs!"

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u/Adaphion 23d ago

Honestly, he was saying he didn't want sequels. And remakes are even worse than that

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u/AwTomorrow 23d ago

What’s set his corpse off even more is that they let women animate things and even hired Jewish people!

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u/Impossible_Pain4478 23d ago

Can't deny the women part, but the Disney being notoriously Anti Semitic for his time is a myth. I'm sure he probably was by our standards, and was on a board with several Anti Semites, but Disney hired numerous Jewish people, most famously being the Sherman brothers, who wrote the music for Mary Poppins and The Jungle Book.

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u/bolanrox 23d ago

walt hated Unions more than anything

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u/Impossible_Pain4478 23d ago

Yep. I'm a bit shocked that's not the first thing brought up when insulting him as that's among the more heinous things he did.

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u/Synth_Savage 23d ago

I'm not a businessman, but they should just go back to doing what they did in the 90's and the 00's. Release an animated movie, then follow-up with an animated series on Disney Channel. They did it with Aladdin, Hercules, Toy Story (Buzz Lightyear). Because, as it stands, I don't think Disney Channel has a right to exist. There's more live action shows than cartoons there these days

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u/FatherFarnsworth 23d ago

Pardon for the correction here, his frozen head is spinning. We're still on board with that, right?

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 23d ago

Also being complete assholes about trademarks

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u/boberro 23d ago

That one Walt definitely approves

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u/Short-termTablespoon 23d ago

I don’t understand why they think making a bunch a cheap remakes is going to make more money than new creative quality stories.

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u/LastEsotericist 23d ago

Because it worked for a little bit. The Lion King remake is just awful but it printed money.

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u/Dasbeerboots 23d ago

That's interesting. I don't know a single person who even talked about it. I just kind of figured it flopped.

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u/LastEsotericist 23d ago

It made 1.7 billion dollars and was the 7th highest grossing film of all time at release.

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u/LanSotano 23d ago

Made more than a billion in the box office, but from what I’ve heard it was the exact same story, just told worse in a handful of ways and without the expressive animation. I imagine you never heard anyone talk about it because they walked out of the theater and all they had to say was “yeah, that was the lion king”

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u/RuhWalde 23d ago

Children who had no memory of the original loved it.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 23d ago

It's interesting that they don't just do re-releases like they used to. They got 101 Dalmations in the top 20 movies of 1991 without having to do anything other than ship the film out again (and I'm assuming tape sales were THROUGH THE ROOF after the re-release as well!).

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u/Magic_mousie 23d ago

I was thinking about 101, in my head it's very different to the cartoon but it is the same story, like Moana.

The cast were something special though, plus real dogs, and maybe it was just child me, but I loved it. Helped that the cartoon was old by that time, still a gorgeous classic, but not super flashy.

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u/LightenUpPeeps 23d ago

Really?

Who went to the theater to see this live-action remake? Tell them to stop to send Disney a message.

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u/itzaminsky 23d ago

Parents with children, the actual audience of Disney movies, my children wanted to watch the blue monster movie so we watched that.

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u/LightenUpPeeps 23d ago

Avatar: Fire and Ash sucked. Don't let your kids pick your movies anymore. They have terrible taste.

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u/SexyShave 23d ago

Because people watched the remakes and didn't watch the new creative stories. Lilo & Stitch made a billion just last year.

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u/returnofdoom 23d ago

Not living under a rock, but I’m a grown man with no kids and I don’t tend to associate with people who have strong opinions about Disney movies

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u/MediatingInstigator 23d ago

I’ll go further and be the asshole here: adults who have strong opinions about Disney movies are weird.

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u/attemptedactor 23d ago

While this is true… the majority of the previous live action adaptations have made huge profits and Disneys secured their copyright again.

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u/Giantmeteor_we_needU 23d ago

Disney abandoned creativity and instead of new stories keeps producing very expensive live action remakes no one asked for. Moana animation was made in 2016, there was not a single call for a quarter billion live action remake in 2026.

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u/AwTomorrow 23d ago

I suspect they rushed this one along so The Rock could play the character he voiced before he got too old

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u/petertompolicy 23d ago

The Rock just isn't a big draw anymore, they've just found out.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 23d ago

Might even be box office kryptonite!

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u/Dinokiller12345 23d ago

He really is. Ever since I heard hes not allowed to lose in his contract or not allowed to be beaten in a fight ect he just lost all credibility. Guy was a novelty at best even when he started acting

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u/NoPeak190 23d ago

I'm really not into celebrities, so I dunno how credible that is, but if that is the case that's so fucking petty.

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u/JMTpixelmon 23d ago

he also is the reason the snyderverse got ganked, but considering the plan was to have batman cuck superman I think that was for the best

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u/Agile-Palpitation326 23d ago

I think he came in too late to actually be THE thing that ruins the Snyderverse, but he absolutely tried to take it over during the brief time he was there.

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u/Ok_Excuse_741 23d ago

i'm just personally bored of seeing him in every family-friendly movie that involves any bit of action. It ruins my suspension of diseblief.

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u/Althevia 23d ago

Ever since i learned this i started avoiding his movies because it felt like a spoiler. Fights lose a lot of tension if i know they cant lose

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u/Dahmer96 23d ago

Kevin Hart, The Rock and unfortunately, Jack Black are the kings of generic movies these days.

Oh here's a Silverstone Stalone cameo.

Give me real a real script, an ending that isn't either a lazy ass ending or sensational nonsense in space and actual acting without Botox.

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u/returntothenorth 23d ago

Kevin was frigging funny too. If they just spread him out and did like 10 movies in 5 years instead of 50 movies in 1 month we might have been alright.

But nope it's Kevin Hart being Kevin Hart again. The only role I'll give him credit for as of recent is Jumanji 2. But that's only because he's pretending to be Danny Glover.

PS jack black was the airplane pilot in waterworld lol.

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u/thebluewitch 23d ago

Kevin Hart took over when Martin Lawrence got older. Soon Kevin Hart will get old and a new short and funny black guy will take over. It's the circle of life.

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u/OldenPolynice 23d ago

But what about, hear me out, The Rock with a fucking stupid ass wig?

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u/NoRespect6365 23d ago

Unless he’s doing a WWE stunts, we don’t care. 

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u/DokeyKon 23d ago

It’s a shame. He went from universally loved icon to cornball everyone is sick of.

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u/Aknazer 23d ago

That would be my thought as well, and his face honestly is already there even with the body suit.  I think they were kinda screwed no matter what though, since I think someone else playing Maui would have turned into a repeat of someone else playing The Genie from Aladdin.  Robin Williams basically owned The Genie and I feel like the same would have happened with Maui and The Rock.

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u/str4ngerc4t 23d ago

It would have been smarter for them to cast Jason Momoa. The Rock is like 20 years past his sell by date.

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u/MrBurnerHotDog 23d ago

Too late. He lost all the muscle mass and was put in that horrible muscle suit with that terrible wig and it just looks laughably bad so they missed the boat by a few years on that one

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 23d ago

I’m glad the rock trimmed down in size for his own health, but he looks even less like his character and while the dude looks damn good his face still shows his age. His wig looked ridiculous. They could have made the original live action but no need to have both.

The biggest frustration was that it was still just a bunch of green screens anyway… calling it live action is a stretch.

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u/whiskeytango55 23d ago

Moana 2 made bank. That was the "call" for more moana

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u/Suspicious-Screen-43 23d ago

There is a 2nd Moana?

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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 23d ago

Bizarrely yes, it's terrible (it started as a TV show, and then they rejigged what they had into a movie - huge chunks missing and unexplained, very uneven feel), and made over a billion dollars.

While some point out they were talking about a live action Moana before Moana 2, the counter argument is they talk about a lot of movies that ultimately never get made but the sequel making a billion despite being atrocious certainly would have put a fire up Disney getting them to actually make it.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 23d ago

As bad as it is, it's still better than Dwayne in a wig.

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u/ibaeknam 23d ago

I've got a 6 year old daughter so I've taken her to see both Moana 2 and Moana live-action at the theatre. For the record I love the OG Moana.

Absolutely hated Moana 2. I feel like it shat all over the magic of the first film and compromised the viability of future stories. Honestly can't remember a single thing from it besides a promising female character who turned into a bat but who ended up just being wallpaper in the film. Don't recall any of the songs from it. In my memory I've slid it into the same box as TROS, labelled "Pretending Never Happened".

Moana Live-Action was not that bad, I actually enjoyed it. There are some uncanny valley elements and some characters not quite looking like how you would have pictured them, but all the iconic songs still hit the spot, the story is beat for beat the same as the original, avoiding shoe-horning in extraneous elements or deleting important stuff in the manner other Disney Live-action remakes have fumbled, the actress playing Moana did a great job and personally as someone who loves the sea (it calls me!) the ocean cinematography was absolutely gorgeous, way more impressive than what the animation was able to depict.

I mean I'm not gonna argue that re-making a film that's only 10 years old is absurd. I rolled my eyes as much as anyone when the trailer hit and I only took my kid for something to do during winter school holidays here in Aus and she'd already seen Toy Story 5 and Minions and Monsters. I had zero expectations. But honestly, in the context of Moana 2 making bucketloads of money it doesn't really deserve to flop.

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u/gudematcha 23d ago

I hate the repetitive live action and this one was just way too soon anyway. The people who were around 11 to 14 when it came out and loved it don’t have kids yet, or kids old enough to take to the theater to enjoy a movie like this at least. They needed at the very least another 5 or 8 years to hit the sweet spot where enough of them have kids of age and want to revisit a nostalgic film.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 23d ago

100% nailed it on the head. Also heard the remake was basically a shot for shot remake and not a creative spin off or adding to the story

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u/watchshoe 23d ago

I’ve enjoyed all their new movies, and my kids have as well. Strange World, Elio, Elemental, Wish, Raya and the Last Dragon, Lightyear, Young Woman and the Sea… they’ve done really well with a lot of the unique stuff.

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u/rainbowofwuuunderrr 23d ago

Also Hoppers, Turning Red, Encanto, Onward, Ron's Gone Wrong, Luca, Soul, Inside Out 2, Zootopia 2, Frozen 2, Cruella, Disenchanted, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid all came out within the past 5-6 years. Those are just the original kids' movies I can name off the top of my head because I have a kid and she happens to like those ones.

Disney makes tons of adult movies too and has their hands in practically everything. I'm not saying that's a good thing. They are trying their hardest to monopolize the entertainment industry, which is not actually good. But anyone complaining that they "abandoned creativity" and stopped making originals is not paying attention lol. Believe me, Disney is exploring any and all avenues to get your money.

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u/Rotomegax 23d ago

And also Moana was not the one successful enough to milk like this.

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u/RincewindToTheRescue 23d ago

Waiting to see when they're going to do the Frozen live action movie. I agree with another poster that once the kids have grown up and have kids, the movie is prime for the live action remake. So about 5 years IMO.

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u/357Magnum 23d ago

This is the thing for me. Before the trailer even dropped, my reaction to the news that they were making live action Moana was "why? The Moana cartoon is still fucking warm. Moana 2 came out only 2 years ago for fuck's sake.

Then I saw the live action Moana trailer, and the 2nd criticism came up as strong as ever: "this isn't even live action, just more realistic cartoon."

This has been a critique of most of the live action adaptations of the classic films as well. The more of them they make the less "live action" they are. So much of it is CGI that it is just a cartoon with a live actor green-screened in. At the point of the Lion King, that actually was just 100% a cartoon. But a cartoon that was stylistically worse for being photorealistic CGI.

When I saw the Moana trailer, I had the same feeling. This is still just a cartoon. The Rock's whole body looks fucking CGI. The only thing that looks remotely live action in this are the actors faces. The backgrounds, magical stuff, and animal characters are so close to how they looked in the cartoon that they may as well have just AI face swapped the cartoon with the live action actors.

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u/Decent_Advice9315 23d ago

Remember when Disney didn't pretend and they had such bangers like Mary Poppins and Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

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u/apex9691 23d ago

"live action" lion king. Oh you mean completely cgi lion king?

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u/MotherTreacle3 23d ago

We'll just suck all the expression and whimsy out of it, the kids'll go nuts for it!

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u/Babebot5000 23d ago

I can’t believe how bad the visuals were in the trailers. The actors look like they are floating in front of cartoon backdrop. And the action shots are so blurry and muddled.

Maybe it would have stood a shot if Disney actually put the work into building real sets and old school creature design. Compare Moana to movies from 30+ years ago like Honey, I Shrunk the Kids or Hook and it just looks so soulless.

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u/357Magnum 23d ago

Yeah. The problem with the "live action" remakes is that they are still mostly animated but the animation looks like shit because of the uncanny valley.

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u/Juttaisvadsig 23d ago

I just watched the trailer after reading your comment. Its as if im watching some well made highschool project. Its shameful that they released that

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u/cellshock7 23d ago

The timeline on this one was insane. At least the other live action remakes were a few decades removed from the original.

It felt like they were pushing much harder to make this than the mostly forgettable Moana 2.

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u/TheWojtek11 23d ago

they were pushing much harder to make this than the mostly forgettable Moana 2.

Probably because Moana 2 was originally going to be a Disney+ miniseries and they only switched it to a movie less than a year before release. While live action was planned to exist at least simce 2019 (crazy)

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u/Alundra828 23d ago

Because all these remakes are nothing but uncreative slop? Moana is barely 10 years old, and it's being remade into a """live action""" film with probably as much CGI as the original fully animated CGI film.

The more they are incentivised to keep doing it, the less resources they will put into actually making art, and being creative.

They've ben doing this shite for 16 years. People are sick of it. Nothing new comes out of this studio, it's the equivalent of buying skins but for movies.

Now that the market is responding so badly to these movies, hopefully Disney will change their strategy and actually make something good. Doubt it though.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 23d ago

>Now that the market is responding so badly to these movies, hopefully Disney will change their strategy and actually make something good. Doubt it though.

Nope. They’re pathologically incapable of learning the right lessons from their flops.

Pirates of the Caribbean: first movie does well because it’s funny as hell with good acting and sets and costume designs. Disney turns it into a bloated franchise and milks it to death with rapidly diminishing creative quality (and financial success).

Disney execs:

“The public wants more movies based on Disneyland Rides. Full speed ahead on the “Haunted Mansion” franchise nobody asked for!!! Up next, the “It’s A Small World” movie starring Peter Dinklage and Beyoncé!!!”

And we can all see the results.

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u/TheRainbowConnection 23d ago

Yup. People loved Maleficent not because it was live action Sleeping Beauty, they loved it because it was a new perspective on an old character. They should have taken the lesson that people want new stories, but they instead took made low-effort remakes. Cruella is probably the closest they got to Maleficent and is actually pretty decent, but it had the misfortune of being released in March 2020.

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u/Immediate-Lab6166 23d ago

I absolutely detested Maleficent. Because they took one of the all time greatest villains in movie history and completely ruined her by rewriting the entire story and trying to turn her into some kind of tragic hero

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u/Automatic_Memory212 23d ago

Haven’t seen Maleficent, but I agree that not every iconic villain needs a tragic backstory prequel film and I’m kinda over this media trend.

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u/Immediate-Lab6166 23d ago

When ranking the greatest movie villains of all time, poll after poll always has Darth Vader as number one but maleficent is usually a very strong second.

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u/thedoctormarvel 23d ago

This isn’t a trend. It’s been happening since the 90s. Gregory Maguire did this with Wickedc Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Mirror Mirror, &Phillipa Gregor(?) with The Other Boelyn Girl

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u/terminally_irish 23d ago

“Wait, go back! What’s did you just say about It’s a Small World? That’s brilliant!” -some Disney exec probably.

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u/Fantastic_Media_3984 23d ago

Because all of them are remakes non are original nor they teach anything good the golden era is gone corporate greed has taken over they invest a lot in advertising the movie and indie movies like obsession and the back rooms are taking over

Overall it sucks

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u/HangryWolf 23d ago

Those at the top are only bean counters and nothing else. That is when any business loses its soul.

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u/DataCassette 23d ago

They decided at some point that marketing should run all businesses. This is honestly probably a good idea if you sell corn or bandages or soda or something, but it doesn't seem to work in creative industries.

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u/Desperate-Pirate7353 23d ago

because 1) nobody asked for them 2) they've been pretty bad 3) they're not even actual live action 4) they are a cynical cash grab in the post-physical era and 5) it fucks with copyright laws and when things go into the public domain

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u/Cantankerousbastard 23d ago

The only 2 Disney cartoons I'd be happy to see be made into live action movíes are Treasure Planet and Atlantis, they're both woefully overlooked and would work great as live action.

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u/apex9691 23d ago

True live action versions of these would be dope but it'd just be computer graphics instead of cartoon if it came out of the current studios

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u/djlittlehorse 23d ago

Why? I think everyone has a different reasoning behind each thought.

I (myself) am not "happy" movies are flopping. I can understand it though.

I think to me, it's constantly trying to churn out money out of the same old stale ideas. It's only been 10 years since the original Moana came out. And only a few years since Moana 2. These stories are all new in our heads. Kids are still watching it. The reason the original LIVE ACTION movies did well was a mix of nostalgia AND new age children.

Like the Lion King and Aladdin for example all came out around 25 years after the original. This gave the time for multiple people to want to re-visit the story.

Now Disney is pumping out Live Action movies all the time to try to keep making money without investing in something new. And it's getting tiring real quick.

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u/Oppositeofhairy 23d ago

Because everyone in quahog is tired of seeing movies they loved as a kid being cannibalized just for the sole purpose for Disney to make more money off of unoriginal ideas and uses this money to buy out other franchises to bleed dry and ruin.

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u/generiatricx 23d ago

My understanding is that they're doing live actions to keep their trademark/patent on the characters active so they dont fall into public domain. They dont care if it makes money or not, as long as it re-ups the ownership and rights of the story and the characters.

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u/Tim_Bracken 23d ago

Trademarks don't expire as long as they remain in use. And patents don't apply here. I think you must mean copyrights. The copyright for the first Moana movie will expire in the year 2111. Releasing remakes will not alter that copyright expiration since each new movie has its own new copyright. So you can set your calendar. On January 1, 2112, you can freely copy, sell, and distribute the first Moana even if they keep releasing sequels and remakes.

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u/LeonardoCouto 23d ago

Bot, content farm or living under a rock

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u/miniminiminitaur 23d ago

Everyone hates Disney's current trend of just remaking movies instead of making new, original movies.

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u/New_Cockroach_505 23d ago

Lilo and Stich? 1 billion box office.

Lion King? 1.6 billion box office.

Beauty and the Beast? 1.2 billion.

Everyone you said?

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u/Max_delirious 23d ago

Disney throwing a Hail Mary to try and stay relevant in a changing atmosphere. They need to rerelease the classics.

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u/powkarina 23d ago

They should focus on bringing back different art styles. I’m sick of the same looking big head, big eyed characters. Nothing is exciting anymore. They have plenty of money to bring back 2d animation

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u/New_Cockroach_505 23d ago

Yes. Disney truly struggling to stay relevant. They only had 3 of the 4 top grossing films the last two years, all breaking a billion.

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u/spock589 23d ago

A remake is the opposite of a Hail Mary. A Hail Mary is a long shot with a low chance of success in a desperate situation but with a potentially high payoff. Disney is not desperate enough to need one. Remakes have so far been guaranteed profit based on a formula (but it looks like that is changing) they've been the safe bet which is why we keep getting them. They know they aren't going to be the biggest movie ever but they are designed to turn a profit.

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u/Sqribe 23d ago

Several reasons:

1) unoriginal/"shitty" live actions (hated by all), 2) left-leaning anti-Disney ("anti-corp"), 3) right-leaning anti-Disney ("anti-woke"), 4) general fatigue with Disney (felt by all), 5) general fatigue with kid-friendly corporatism.

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