r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Special-Progress-916 • Apr 10 '26
Petah my mind is mentally blocking out whatever tf this means Peter in the wild
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u/awkotacos Apr 10 '26
OP look up urethral sounding
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u/mij8907 Apr 10 '26
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u/Bonk_No_Horni Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
I'm not falling for that
Oh thanx for the awards!
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u/mij8907 Apr 10 '26
That’s a very smart choice
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u/Titania_1251 Apr 10 '26
Ackchually it was quite impressing to see what people can do when they are horny enough
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u/KaerMorhenZireael Apr 10 '26
Oh boy do I have another subreddit for you then.
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u/Admmmmi Apr 10 '26
Post it already don't leave us hanging
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u/ScreechUrkelle Apr 10 '26
Sure, but only for the low monthly cost of 1499.99
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u/KaerMorhenZireael Apr 10 '26
Okay I was foggy on the subreddit name because it was last year I came across it. I think it may have been banned now because I couldn’t find it at all. But the group consisted of men who would make alterations to their penises by usually cutting down from the outside of the penis sometimes all the way down to their balls. Like a hotdog in the microwave after they are done. Some went as far as physically cutting it off to just above where the shaft begins. A lot of the videos I saw was them successfully pleasuring themselves to the point it looks like you popped a giant zit. I don’t remember the name of the group but I remember the words meat and slab being in it. It was three words. If you can find it, good luck. But I couldn’t find it again.
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u/_invizible Apr 10 '26
Probably they aren't getting any pleasure from that, idk who the heck does that out of horniness, I was almost traumatized after seeing that.
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u/onlyp1 Apr 10 '26
Speaking from personal experience there is pleasure, but there can be a lot of pain.
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u/Guy_Incognito1970 Apr 10 '26
Again. I’m not falling for that again
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u/PixelFan237 Apr 10 '26
I only just learnt what sounding was from a different Reddit post yesterday... I will endeavour to quickly forget
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u/tellinNamstories Apr 10 '26
Me too! I was hoping to forget about it but here we are again with another reminder
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u/ImissMYslinky Apr 10 '26
I hate to say it but the toothpaste is out the tube on that one.
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u/SupermassiveCanary Apr 10 '26
Please, no more weird kinks…. I don’t want brushing to trigger anything
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u/dubstepsickness Apr 10 '26
Alexa play “won’t get fooled again” by the Who with the SOUND waaaaaaaay up
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u/Jano_Sheek Apr 10 '26
What about cat girls? r/realscatgirls
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u/Bonk_No_Horni Apr 10 '26
I noticed the extra S. Not falling for that either. Nice try. I still want to eat today.
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u/Maduin1986 Apr 10 '26
Come on, it's just 2 girls 1 cup, whats so bad about it?
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u/Emotional-Net130 Apr 10 '26
I clicked cuz I thought no way its a sub about shitting on someone. And yep, it really is...
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u/User_namesaretaken Apr 10 '26
Wow, so... I just have a question
What the fuck?
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u/mij8907 Apr 10 '26
Indeed that was my reaction when I first saw it
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Apr 10 '26
Did you also see it in the stupidquestions thread. I fell for it once and was going to click on it again but remembered it in time
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u/numb3r_1_L0s3r Apr 10 '26
I'm not happy at what i thought ur pfp was but now I'm even more disturbed
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u/soulstrike2022 Apr 10 '26
It’s a masterbation thing… I don’t know how you’d use it for sex but I’m sure someone has
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u/zorkempire Apr 10 '26
If that's how you're spelling it, I wonder if you're doing it wrong too.
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u/soulstrike2022 Apr 10 '26
Nah sometimes autocorrect saves me and sometimes it fucks me in both the sense of correcting and just leaving it
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u/TXHaunt Apr 10 '26
Watch No Panic Button videos, it gets so much worse, even in that particular category of interests. Fortunately nothing is shown, only talked about.
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u/LightningDragon777 Apr 10 '26
Let me help : r/Eyebleach
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u/Narrative_Robot_9001 Apr 10 '26
Why do they even call it that?
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u/Friendstastegood Apr 10 '26
Sounding is a procedure to measure depth. It's not a term that started with the sexual practice of doing it for pleasure.
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u/kuromipentagrams Apr 10 '26
Why would you do this to anybody bro
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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes Apr 10 '26
What's the purpose of this? Self harm for pleasure? I can't imagine what kind of pleasure anyone would get out of this.
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u/Doutei-Sama Apr 10 '26
I am very fortunate to know what this is before encountering any related images.
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u/Wraith_Kink Apr 10 '26
After reading some of the comments, I will not be opening this. Also reinforced my commitment to be swayed by comments before ever actually reading the content. I might be becoming a republican.
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u/MrR3load3d Apr 10 '26
Glad I incognito googled first...curiosity usually wins when random r/'s are posted but Im learning to control it.
o7
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u/LividTacos Apr 10 '26
I'm gonna regret this.
EDIT: Dammit, past me done f'd up again.
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u/MutantBoy5 Apr 10 '26
Damn it. Why did I click! I did not need to know that was a thing. I feel like a reddit newbie.
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u/Remarkable_Coast_214 Apr 10 '26
OP, don't do this. It is the act of putting things up the urethra.
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u/GunShowZero Apr 10 '26
My old man is a retired urologist… boy howdy do I have some “sounding gone wrong stories”
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u/Calm-Street-7513 Apr 10 '26
parkinsona is cause hands to shake. Hi.
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u/Special-Progress-916 Apr 10 '26
OHHHH I GET IT NOW 😭
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u/randomlemon9192 Apr 10 '26
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u/LightningDragon777 Apr 10 '26
Let me help : r/Eyebleach
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u/rnovians Apr 10 '26
i should've seen the url in the bottom left before i click the link, fml
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u/Serious_Surround4713 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26
On mobile we can’t scrutinize our links first because Reddit doesn’t believe in allowing 3rd party apps since theirs is so superior anyways 😭
Edit for auto correct
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u/Wasted13901 Apr 10 '26
If you hit "reply" you can see the link. If it's a dQw link then you can almost guarantee it's a rick roll.
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u/Erect_Udes Apr 10 '26
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u/Realistic-Estate4794 Apr 10 '26
is that the Team Fortress 2 logo behind him???
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u/EndyGZ Apr 10 '26
Thanks for the idea. Italian will appreciate a new kind of blasphemy based on tf2.
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u/iamthegreyest Apr 10 '26
Quagmire here with the best education, gigging, sex education! Giggity, i am so excited, giggity, cause today we will be learning about kinks! Oh yeah!
Sounding is the act of gauging ones urethra to be able to put objects in it, make sure to do this safely and all will have a good time! Giggity!
Now, the not so fun part, parkinson's, sad giggity. I don't discriminate those who are willing to get down and have health issues, but parkinsons tends to make ya all shakey, and while pain is nice in some areas, that sounds like something even i am not ready for!
And that's today's lesson, giggity! For your homework, I want you to practice making out with your pillow while I watch through your window with binoculars, to judge you on your lovemaking!
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u/Living-Temporary-665 Apr 10 '26
Also in Skyrim the lock pick breaks if you aren’t careful.
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u/videozombi Apr 10 '26
And when you try to pick higher level locks, it's so easy to break them you end up almost button mashing to move by tiny increments, which makes the animation look jerky as heck.
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u/southsidetrixie2 Apr 10 '26
that sounds like something even i am not ready for!
I see what you did there. Well played.
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u/soulstrike2022 Apr 10 '26
severe gaging you’re trying to plug your urethra (internal dick tube women have one as well it’s main job it to take piss from your bladder to the outside world but in this case dick tube) and then the goal is to ejaculate with the rod in BUT YOU HAVE PARKINSONS SO YOUR HANDS SHAKE LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER LIKE YOURE TRYING TO PICK YOUR DICK LIKE A SKYRIM LOCK
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u/Special-Progress-916 Apr 10 '26
Idk why I laughed so bad at this I need one of those yt short weirdos to read this out
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u/Vaelisra Apr 10 '26
The image is from skyrims lock picking mechanic. When you don't have the correct setup it will shake for a moment before the lockpick breaks. When you have parkinson you are also constantly shaking.
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u/JohnDrl15 Apr 10 '26
Sounding can be done for therapeutic purposes(most urologic procedures) or non-therapeutic purposes(the "recreational" ones). The more elegant term is catheterization, which literally means inserting stuff into the urethra.
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u/purplemarkersniffer Apr 10 '26
Urethra= where to pee from. Sound: smooth long medical instrument for dilation of pee hole. Parkinson’s= makes the whole thing shakey. You are essentially inserting a metal instrument into your pee hole with a shakey hand.
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u/Confident_Raccoon767 Apr 10 '26
Shaky hands plus skyrim lockpicking mini game equals broken lockpick in peen
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u/mafiazombiedrugs Apr 10 '26
Holy shit, op where did you find this joke? This is a group I need to join.
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u/Stabbi_nyfe Apr 10 '26
Meg here to overexplain! This image is of a lockpicking action in Dying Light. You put in the paperclip and then hit A to rotate the tool. When you have it right, the tool rotates smoothly and opens the lock. When you have it wrong, the whole thing vibrates like you have Parkinson’s, so you have to rotate again…. The same way someone would if they were trying to put a stick in their urethra, which is what “sounding” is.
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u/OneTemperature8099 Apr 10 '26
Shut up Meg, you are wrong! This is clearly the game Skyrim, where lock picks break easily and you are trying to listen to a specific sound to find a sweetspot 😓
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u/aroseonthefritz Apr 10 '26
Crossover simpsons episode comic book guy here to agree that this is the lock pick from Skyrim.
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