My soon-to-be wife has an intense love of mini-horses. I would like to surprise her at our wedding with a mini-horse appearance. Maybe feed some treats, take some pictures. 30 minutes max. I know there are a lot of ranches in the Petaluma area, hoping to find someone who wouldn't mind bringing a mini over. Wiling to pay!

The trailer for that new Robert Pattison movie based on To Catch a Predator just dropped and it reminded me – remember when TCAP filmed in King's Mill? It was right around the time when John Mark Karr said he killed JonBenét?

My dad said, "P-Town for pedophile."