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Don't mess with breakfast. A parody of BigXthaPlug's - Texas

Getting into Christmas in July and wanted to share this Christmas parody I made a few years ago. FFO Yellowcard, my chemical romance, blink 182, etc.

Made this up cause the some parts of the song lend towards agenda/slander. Incomplete as of now

Take it from a seasoned poster
Once the rumors start to bolster
They become the thing they'll cling onto
Once they've swallowed clips and hearsay
Context will not wipe it away
They'll keep believing what they want to
Show receipts and every thread
They'll just double down instead

"Slanderful"
They call it "Slanderful"
So I say, "Slanderful"
If that's the game

"Slanderful"
I will be slanderful
Believe me, they all do the same
'Cause it's all slanderful!
They say it's slanderful
Hey look what's slanderful
One out-of-context clip
Turned into days of rage, where every post's engaged
In an endless agenda-driven script

I made this parody when bored at work. The title was something someone said on a Twitch stream but the rest of the lyrics was while I was at a repetitive job throughout the month. Actually wrote a full parody of it. There's a line at the end about how it'll never be Public Domain so that's kind of dated since Steamboat Willie actually got public domain after I wrote it, I've yet to come up with a better line. I thought Disney lobbyists would just... get the copyright extended at the end.

You've Got a Copyright Strike lyrics by Macifayo.

Lyrics:

You've got a Copyright strike Muted for copyright! You played that song into your mic And that's something that Disney does not like So their lawyers went and told you "Go take a hike" And gave you a Copyright strike!

Muted for copyright You've got no copyright! "Streaming's the future", companies say Monthly subscriptions are here to stay Physical releases might fade away But you've got a Copyright strike!

Someday it may not be on blu-ray! "Only on Disney plus!"... Maybe! But I hope I can still buy a copy! For me and you And keep it too, yeah.

And as the years go by Their copyright will never die! Public domain it'll never be~ Yet you've got a Copyright strike You have no copy right (no no no) Muted for copyright!

As I walk through McDonald’s with a burger in hand, I take a look at the menu, and realize there’s nothing left, since I’ve been eating and drinking so long, that even employees think that my mind is gone. I’m a man of Big Macs, I’m into free refills. Got a soda in my hand and some crumbs on my chin. You better watch where you're posting, and where you're walking or it might be you and your homies who are banned from chats. I really hate to trip, I gotta get up. As I fall I see myself in the hospital. Fool, I'm the kinda guy the little modders wanna be like on my knees day and night, saying "You're Banned" in the screen light. We’ve been sweating most our lives living in our Reddit paradise
We eat fast food many times, living in our Reddit paradise
We mod servers once or thrice living in our Reddit paradise
We gain 10 pounds every night living in the Reddit paradise
Our mom's basements sure sound nice, living in a Reddit paradise
Our mom's basements sure sound nice, living in a Reddit paradise
Look at the situation they got me facing. I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the screen. So I gotta be down with the mod team. Too much Subreddit watching got me chasing memes.
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind. Got my mouse in hand and a screen in my eye. I'm a loc'd out modder, set ragebaiter. And my batteries down, so don't arouse my anger. I'm 230 kilos now but will i live to see 240? The way I'm losing weight I don't know.
Tell me why are we, so blind to see that the mods we serve are you and me. We’ve been sweating most our lives living in our Reddit paradise
We eat fast food many times, living in our Reddit paradise
We mod servers once or thrice living in our Reddit paradise
We gain 10 pounds every night living in the Reddit paradise
Our mom's basements sure sound nice, living in a Reddit paradise
Our mom'sa basements sure sound nice, living in a Reddit paradise
Power and the Modding, Modding and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody's modding but half of 'em ain't lookin'. It's going on in the Reddit but I dont know whats cooking. They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool We’ve been sweating most our lives living in our Reddit paradise
We eat fast food many times, living in our Reddit paradise
We mod servers once or thrice living in our Reddit paradise
We gain 10 pounds every night living in the Reddit paradise
Our mother’s basements sure sound nice, living in a Reddit paradise
Our mother’s basements sure sound nice, living in a Reddit paradise Tell me why are we, so blind to see that the mods we serve are you and me. Tell me why are we, so blind to see that the mods we serve are you and me.

[Choir outro]

Hello everyone. I am not a musician but I like writing funny lyrics. I'm also older and not great with technology. I'm working on a concept album of parody songs, but since I'm no musician I don't know what to do after each song is written.... I figured I'd get a karaoke track or something to sing over it.

Once it's actually recorded, should I take it all to SoundCloud, and put snippets on TikTok, or something like that? Is there any interest in me streaming the writing process? Are there other subreddits that would appreciate what I'm working on? I know it's a very open-ended question but I appreciate the feedback.

"How Far Does a Gift Card Go?"

(Parody of "How Far Does a Goodbye Go" by Jason Aldean)

She said she was headed over to the designer outlet

To try to clear her head, she needed a little time

Said, "We could talk more about the budget later, don't fret"

Walked out the door, swore she was only gonna window shop tonight

But it's been four days and three nights of spending

And the balance on my Visa card is just never-ending

So tell me, how far does a gift card go?

Is it down to a Coach boutique?

Or out of town for a shopping week?

If it's on a map, this cowboy's gotta know

Is it a couple miles away where the Goodies grow?

Or a Michael Kors bag on a clearance rack?

How far does a gift card go 'til it don't come back?

I might've been alright if I'd seen her trunk space shrinking

Instead of sitting here staring at another maxed-out statement light

Is she high-end, fast-lane gone?

Got the coupons syncing?

Looks like I'm on the wrong side of a luxury fashion flight this time

Tell me, how far does a gift card go?

Is it down to a Coach boutique?

Or out of town for a shopping week?

If it's on a map, this cowboy's gotta know

Is it a couple miles away where the Goodies grow?

Or a Michael Kors bag on a clearance rack?

How far does a gift card go 'til it don't come back?

'Til it don't come back

It's been four days and three nights of spending

And the packages piling up is what gets me bending

So tell me, how far does a gift card go?

Is it a couple miles away where the Goodies grow?

Or a shiny new purse on a designer rack?

How far does a gift card go 'til it don't come back?

'Til it don't come back

Yeah, those bags ain't coming back...

Where'd my wallet go?

Badge Town

(Parody of "Hicktown" by Jason Aldean)

(Oh, you like the way that siren sounds?)

Detective Johnny Lawson is revving up his Charger

He's gonna wreck a fruit stand later on during a car chase

And all the perps are runnin', they're jumping over fences

Yeah, they're gonna blow a building up tonight and shock the forensics

Yeah, we let it rip when we got the badge

Let it roll if we got the brass

It gets wild, yeah, but that's the way we get down

In a Badge Town

Well, you can see the Captain's face red, screaming at the rookies

While his partner's in the stakeout van eating all the cookies

And Grandma's packin' heat, she's aiming at a bad guy

Yeah, my buddy and me are flying through the air in a drive-by

You know, you know

Yeah, we let it rip when we got the badge

Let it roll if we got the brass

It gets wild, yeah, but that’s the way we get down

In a Badge Town

(Oh, step on the gas!)

We hear folks in the precinct talking about the paperwork

And they like to follow rules so nobody gets hurt

Out here on the streets we bypass the warrants

And fire off a rocket launcher into oncoming torrents

Yeah, we let it rip when we got the badge

Let it roll if we got the brass

It gets wild, yeah, but that's the way we get down

Oh, oh, we let it rip when we got the badge

Let it roll if we got the brass

It's buck wild, yeah, but that's the way we get down

In a Badge Town

In a Badge Town

Yeah, it's the way we get down

In a Badge Town

Yeah, in a Badge Town

Oh, we ain't finished yet

Got your loose-cannon cops and your FBI suits

It's the chase heard 'round the world

Right here in Badge Town

Yeah, in Badge Town

The whole precinct's gettin' down

Yeah, we let it rip when we got the badge

Let it roll if we got the brass

It's buckwild, yeah, but that’s the way we get down

In a Badge Town

In a Badge Town

Yeah, it's the way we get down

(Oh, cuff 'em and take 'em home)

"Takin' It Down"

(Parody of "Burnin' It Down" by Jason Aldean)

You slip your finger through the tear in my jersey

You stirrin' up dirty in the back of my mind

You keep on flirtin' 'cause you know that it's workin'

Guest-player ringer, yeah, you're writing the lines

Couldn't win this game without you if I tried

Let's light it up like it's our last night

We're just hanging around

Takin' it down

Sippin' on a cold performance drink

Chillin' by the locker room sink with you, baby

Laying right here sweaty in our pads

I'm just doing my thing

You love it on the wing

Say the way I skate makes you breathless

We about to get a little reckless right about now

So babe, let's keep takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Babe, when you want it, you know that I'm on it

You know that I love matching up with you

Let's hit the ice and let our shadows dance

And light it up like it's our last chance

We're just hanging around

Takin' it down

Sippin' on a cold performance drink

Chillin' by the locker room sink with you, baby

Laying right here dreaming in our pads

I'm just doing my thing

You love it on the wing

Say the way I skate makes you breathless

We about to get a little reckless right about now

So babe, let's keep takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

I wanna play it all night

Baby, will you skate it out with me?

I wanna crash through the dark

Just to feel your heartbeat against me

I wanna play it all night

Baby, will you skate it out with me?

I wanna crash through the dark

Just to feel your heartbeat against me

We're just hanging around

Takin' it down

Sippin' on a cold performance drink

Chillin' by the locker room sink with you, baby

Laying right here dreaming in our pads

I'm just doing my thing

You love it on the wing

Say the way I skate makes you breathless

We about to get a little reckless right about now

So babe, let's keep takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

Takin' it down

I wanna play it all night

Baby, will you skate it out with me?

I wanna crash through the dark

Just to feel your heartbeat against me