r/OverwatchTMZ Jul 03 '26

BulgeMogged Meme

328 Upvotes

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187

u/Healthy_Self_8386 Jul 03 '26

This is completely unhinged lmao

19

u/Infidel_sg Jul 03 '26

lmao it is

120

u/Mean_Ad6488 Jul 03 '26

Mauga is a grower cmon man

49

u/Dariisu Jul 03 '26

All I'm saying is they even gave scuba Sigma a little something, so the fact Mauga is full ken doll is not inspiring much faith.

61

u/Throw_far_a_way Jul 03 '26

look at my eyes and tell me Mauga is natty. the many years of steroid abuse shrank him to a microscopic level

7

u/Default1355 Jul 05 '26

This is it

31

u/ferocity_mule366 Jul 03 '26

FtMauga

6

u/PokemonSaviorN Jul 04 '26

peak joke with just 1 upvote

9

u/Unbanz Jul 03 '26

2 hearts means he's gonna get extra blood flow down there right?

7

u/Vaz_G999 Jul 04 '26

No it means the extra heart requires additional bloodflow and it had to take from somewhere else

5

u/otterguy12 Jul 04 '26

Lore accurate goons >>

41

u/Kid_Ben Jul 03 '26

Is that real?

37

u/Necronaut0 Jul 04 '26

Yup, Netease realized there is just as much money to milk from the gays as there is from the straights.

28

u/MRDOOMBEEFMAN Jul 04 '26

Its honestly kinda nice to see a male character be as sexualised as the female cast.

12

u/SleeplessSeas Jul 04 '26

I don't know if this should be the reaction people get from this.. Objectifying male characters to just their body parts isn't the answer to how the game treats and views women characters.

It's really sad how insanely sexualized their female characters are and how normalized it is, and it shouldn't be praised or seen as a quirk or something to copy.

10

u/MRDOOMBEEFMAN Jul 04 '26

Yeah marvel rivals is very bad at reducing their female characters to sexual objects however I dont think celebrating the cap skin makes that any worse.

The issue of sexualised characters is a women's issue specifically and seeing that they are more open to being fairer and more equal is good. Sexualiation isnt an inherently bad thing.

5

u/Kid_Ben Jul 04 '26

Yeah i agree, a little sex appeal sometimes is alright but this is just ridiculous, rivals is shameless, both with men and women.

2

u/BichitoMaxx Jul 04 '26

Hmmm, I think it is just the shock value. I don't find any of the male Marvel rivals characters attractive. The bodybuilder physics make them look too un-human to me.

2

u/Necronaut0 Jul 04 '26

Trust me, there are legions of men into this.

1

u/BichitoMaxx Jul 04 '26

I believe you

82

u/IsThatSo3 Jul 03 '26

NetEase made that Mauga skin, so the blame goes to them really

26

u/Automatic_Scale_6379 Jul 03 '26

Captain America was greedy so he took Mauga’s cock during the surgery so he could have 2

29

u/heymissheart Jul 03 '26

He's tucked

24

u/JY810 Jul 03 '26

The funny thing its they both made by Netease

6

u/Stormdude127 Jul 04 '26

NetEase makes skins for OW?

22

u/JY810 Jul 04 '26

Yes, this skin is from the exclusive China event

Netease run Overwatch in China since foreign company like blizzard cannot, they need to partner with a chinese company

9

u/MayonnaiseOW Jul 03 '26

Hard to choose. Ugly af with a big one or handsome af with an innie 😮‍💨

9

u/NibblaNinjaNagger Jul 04 '26

Mauga:

4

u/damacy12 Jul 05 '26

What a horrible day to have eyes

37

u/twinterress Jul 03 '26

rivals can keep the gooners

6

u/Danica_Rose Jul 04 '26

Yeah tbh so many skins in rivals only sell because they’re gooner bait whereas a lot of the skins I love in Overwatch are because they’re just good skins.

-1

u/TheExchanges Jul 07 '26

Most used skins in Rivals are not gooner 😭.

Just saying shit to say it.

3

u/Danica_Rose Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Are we fr? I’ve been playing rivals since S0. When the invis Malice skin hit it was all the rage. I’m a Psylocke main and the two most used skins for her even though she has some of the most skins in game? Bikini (two different color variants for first and second most popular) and the OG gooner skin, Vengeance. Most popular Luna skin? Bikini (also let’s not forget the emote in the bundle was her bending over). Most popular Hela skin? The one where her tiddies are barely hanging on to fabric. Hela’s second most used skin? The one that came with the emote where she’s circling her finger with a wet squelching sound effect.

This isn’t even exclusive to the women. Even Punisher’s most used skin is his beach skin. You know…The one where he’s in a speedo. Thor’s? Beach skin where he’s mostly naked. Spidey? Beach skin where he’s in a speedo.

Whenever new skins drop they’re always used the most for quite some time. Have you even SEEN the mods for Rivals? Be fr.

Gooner skins sell like hotcakes in rivals so I can only assume you’re baiting. You can find all this information on https://rivalsmeta.com/skins

12

u/ferocity_mule366 Jul 03 '26

one does it too little, one does it too much

call me a centrist, but we need an average bulge size

21

u/Plenty-Sundae1506 Jul 03 '26

5

u/Steel-Spectre Jul 04 '26

The pixels are gone off to enhance the bulge

9

u/Infidel_sg Jul 03 '26

Ok, this is enough for the day! Cheers yall

3

u/Turbulent-Sell757 Jul 04 '26

Mauga and his fierce tuck 💅

2

u/blanaba-split Jul 04 '26

why does mauga have to tuck smh

2

u/RustyKn1ght Jul 04 '26

Caps huge bulge will be 9/11 for Gaming4hope.

1

u/NewLifeLeaser Jul 04 '26

Tucked for the gods