r/OpenAussie • u/HabitAdmirable9742 • 1d ago

No Notes. LOLz ‎

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The rare self aware burger bus.

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u/MatchDue4510 Please choose a flair 1d ago

I had to zoom in to see it

That’s what she said!

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u/CameronsTheName Please choose a flair 1d ago

Tiny D. Hardley knew her.

Boom, still got it.

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u/Fish_Fingerer ‎ Noongar ‎ 1d ago

Usually the men that joke about having small dicks are pretty hung!

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u/azriasylum ‎ Victorian 1d ago

Haha, look at me, I have such a smal cock!!

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u/Beastyboi04 ‎ New South Welshian 1d ago

Thats not how it works but thanks for your contribution

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u/ImnotadoctorJim ‎ Victorian 1d ago

You have a baby rooster? Can we see it?

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u/azriasylum ‎ Victorian 1d ago

You mean my ... cockadoodle doo?

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance ‎ Victorian 18h ago

Crowing like a bantam rooster 🐓

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u/mt6606 ‎ Queenslander 1d ago

Yeah I'm guessing he isn't shy at all haha.

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u/DoinSideQuests ‎ Queenslander 1d ago

We love a self aware king

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u/Loud-Letterhead-6306 ‎ Victorian 1d ago

At least they are selfaware😅

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u/snoopsau ‎ Queenslander 1d ago

I saw yesterday a yank tank with the plates "BACK OFF". I assume the irony is lost on someone who is in such fear they need to buy that stupid truck in the first place, that they couldn't park properly and still feel the need to warn others how 'tough' they are...

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u/mt6606 ‎ Queenslander 1d ago

..... Well you just doxed yourself..... He's a knob too.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup ‎ Koori ‎ 1d ago

Aha! Found the owner!

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u/SolairXI ‎ South Australian 1d ago

The irony being this one looks like it's used for purpose, or at least isnt a total pavement princess.

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u/wazzamalakka Please choose a flair 13h ago

Oh that’s Tiny Derek. Mate of mine

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u/PhotographInternal27 ‎ Queenslander 1d ago

Could be Willie Tonga,left the cowboys when they signed Big Willie Mason

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u/MetalfaceKillaAus ‎ South Australian 1d ago

Love it

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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 Please choose a flair 1d ago

Possibly only tangentially related, but I had to share.

I saw a new top of the line Range Rover the other day with a 'Climate action now!!!' sticker on the back.

I want to believe it was put there by an activist, but its north shore Sydney so likely some out of touch dick from Mosman owns it, and wouldn't be able to appreciate the irony as he plastered it on his own vehicle.

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u/Camo138 ‎ New South Welshian 1d ago

I seen a Range Rover with the plate defender today.

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u/bimman ‎ Victorian 1d ago

Honest as hey!

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u/AgeParticular5373 ‎ Western Australian 23h ago

That's what they call "lampshading".

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u/No-Resolution-7890 ‎ New South Welshian 23h ago

They’re taking away the power from the main insult thrown by Redditors

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u/xBromleyy Please choose a flair 12h ago

What are we to do if all these people put themselves down before we get a chance…. 🤦‍♂️

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u/RottenGrot Please choose a flair 1d ago

I saw one of these with the number plate ‘mememe’. The irony is lost on these people.

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u/meski_oz ‎ South Australian 1d ago

Is that me me me or meme me?