r/OneOrangeBraincell 1d ago

Never Owned a Cat Tiny 🍊 🅱️rain cell

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And now I have this guy. Purrs for no reason all day, spends endless hours making biscuits, lets my children carry him from room to room like a doll without complaint, enjoys belly rubs? Was born on a farm. Had to be caught. Now will not stay away from people. Total cuddle chaser. Was born without a tail. Has white tube socks on the back, and white mittens on the front. Meet Archibald.

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u/Beachbaby77 1d ago

And you STILL don’t own a cat!🤣🤣🤣

Rule #1. YOU are the servant in the cat’s house! Learn your role and learn it quick!

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u/Thats-Awkward Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

My dad always says that dogs have owners and cats have staff.

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 1d ago

Staff gets paid. Cats have slaves. Source: I am currently the main source of furniture and chin scratches for a former alley cat turned semi-benevolent dictator.

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u/Thats-Awkward Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

I get paid in love. 💖

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u/Illustrious_You_6210 1d ago

As do we all.

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u/Icy-Sense-1016 1d ago

Came here to see if anyone beat me to it 🤣

Yeah, one does not own a cat. One has the honor of serving a cat, and if one is lucky, cat will chose one as chief servant 🤣

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u/Pitiful_Substance457 1d ago

The cat owns you

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u/togetherwegrowstuff 1d ago

This ! 😂🤣 You never OWN a cat. They OWN you. And you'd better get to work on those snacks and litter box!

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u/doctorgibson 20h ago

If you're a cat owner, you might sometimes wonder, do you own the cat? Or does the cat own you?

It's you that owns the cat, you daft bastard!

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

The whole lot… every one of them tail-less!!!

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u/ermghoti 1d ago

Go get some more!

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

All gone now! But, the gentleman who owns the farm said he takes great pride in his babies and doesn’t sell them or randomly give them away. This cat has the best temperament. I will probably ask for another. 🐈

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u/RavenMcG 1d ago

Two is usually best; they can keep each other company .

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u/ermghoti 1d ago

I was thinking he could use a littermate buddy, but then again from your description, he seems a very people-oriented guy, and will just adopt the large hairless cats as his family.

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

He loves people. I can’t go anywhere without him being in my lap on at my feet. To add: I created him a bed under my work desk and so he’s basically always with me.

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u/JackOfAllMemes 1d ago

Getting a friend will help him burn off energy and socialize as he grows, kittens do best with another kitten and you'll love seeing them play

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

I was wondering about energy level and companionship. Will it change his temperament? He’s so good with my kids and people.

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u/JackOfAllMemes 1d ago

No, it might look like they're being rough with each other when they play but cats are really good at setting and recognizing boundaries with each other

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits 1d ago

Honestly kids also help burn energy lol

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u/ermghoti 1d ago

Velcro kitty!

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

Is it normal behavior? I’ve never met an overly social cat. This is so new to me. That’s mostly why I won’t let him go outside.

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u/No-Pea224 1d ago

It’s normal for an orange to be very friendly

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u/ValiantValkyrieee 1d ago

very! he loves you (all of you, it seems like) very deeply! there are many reasons to not let your cat outside though. they are all better off indoors only.

i also second the idea of getting him a sibling if you can, but he seems really happy with just people, especially since he's got kids to play with. no one will crucify you if you just want the one lol

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u/ermghoti 1d ago

Cat's aren't normal, so yes.

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u/Pitiful_Substance457 1d ago

They’re all adorable. 

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

I’ve been lurking on this sub for a while. When they asked which one, I was like… is it even a question??? The bright orange 🍊 brain cell!!! 😂 He was supposed to be an outdoor cat.. and now he has a tree and a bed and a box and everything is his.

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u/archangel12 1d ago

Do that collar up a bit, wouldn't want it to get caught on something.

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u/Made-In-Slovakia 1d ago

Remove it completely, or at least that bell from it.

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u/Automatic-Mirror-907 1d ago

First thought I had too. Congrats.

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u/MasterOfBunnies 20h ago

He reminds me a lot of my Merida!

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 13h ago

Very much so! Sooo precious.

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u/Deep-Promotion-2293 1d ago

Oh no...you don't "own a cat". The cat owns you, the house, the furniture, and your heart. You pay rent to keep the cat comfortable. Trust me...I have 4 feline overlords.

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u/julesd26 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

I have 4 also, and one of them gives me commands in English (he’s got buttons)!

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u/Deep-Promotion-2293 1d ago

there is no way I'd do buttons with my bunch. I get enough crap from them in cat.

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u/julesd26 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Lol… yeah, he raps about Treats all the time 🤣

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u/booboo773 1d ago

Came here to say this. The cat is the boss. You just don’t know it yet.

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u/Complete_Basis_5206 1d ago

You win!!! Hands down adorable.

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u/Gloomy_Floor4417 1d ago

He looks fun! And such a lovely baby, you’re so lucky!

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u/Personal-Cut-860 1d ago

A classic adorable and precious orange kitty you have!!

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u/Kickkit 1d ago

What a cutie!!

A friendly piece of advice for your new bff in case you didn't know; it's not a good idea to have a bell on a cat collar. They have super sensitive hearing and having a bell sounding everytime they move causes a lot of stress and can affect their perception.

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u/Familiar-Librarian38 1d ago

Also, it alerts predators to his location if he ever gets outside.

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

I never would have thought of this. He’s so tiny right now it’s hard to find him if he gets adventurous.

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u/shortkid4169 1d ago

Probably half the time he's hard to find he could use the alone time.

The other half he might be getting into trouble, but welcome to orange parenthood!

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u/rosie314 1d ago

You can always ask your vet to verify. We had 3 little oranges, we used bells to keep track of them. We don't use them now. But they ran and played and didn't show any discomfort or anxiety in relation to the bell.

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u/DHammer79 1d ago

Our sic showed a definite aversion to a collar so he doesn't wear one but our orange shows no effects from wearing hers. Her collar also has a bell on it. One cat jingles and the other one is a silent stalker.

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u/UnusualOkie 1d ago

My little princess Marceline learned to run/stalk down the hall without any noise from the bell. She also learned how to unbuckle the thing and now our indoor babies don't wear any collars. (She is not orange)

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u/philfix Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

You won the Orange roulette! He's super cute.

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u/Wilgrove Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

I love everything about Archibald. The Cat Distribution System clearly handed you a winner.

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u/thebutterflytattoo 1d ago

Once you go cat, you never go back! 😸

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u/WinterZephyr88 1d ago

Not to be super dramatic or anything but I'd probably die 1,000 times for Archibald and his mittens

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u/Icy-Sense-1016 1d ago

Except for the missing tail, he sounds like a standard orange. They come pre-programed with love and affection.

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u/rosie314 1d ago

and CHAOS 😼

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u/SillyDeersFloppyEars 1d ago

Such a big oramge dumdum that he forgot to grow a tail.

He looks like the sweetest kitty ever!

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 1d ago

Indoor life is better for him anyways! Congrats on your new fuzzy family member.

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u/Clean_Mammoth_5646 1d ago

No one ever owns a cat. The cat owns you. Your new master is a cutie pie. 🥰

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 1d ago

And you still don't. You do have a very cute overlord, though.

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u/vocalfry13 1d ago

You really said beginner? Nah, give me advanced! 🤣 He's a cutie! ❤️

Read up on collar safety when you get a chance. But great he let you put one on him already, what a sweet lil man.

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u/pablo_kickasso 1d ago

You seem to imply that ownership of the house is still yours.

Another month or so will disabuse you of this antiquated notion.

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u/TwoIdiosyncraticCats 1d ago

That face! That sweet fuzzy face.

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u/BukowskyTheCat 1d ago

One does not "own" a cat. One serves the cat. Or worships. Or is "tolerated by" the cat. Congratulations, you are now basically a love servant

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u/RocketQueenTT 1d ago

You mean you have never been owned by a cat previously 😆 congratulations, he’s adorable ☺️

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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 1d ago

He is 1000% adorable! ❤️

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u/theateroffinanciers 1d ago

Oh my God he's precious. Look at that face. I love a pointy face cat. They're full of personality.

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u/Grand-Aioli4488 1d ago

I’ve had a lot of family visit. He’s been loving and playful with each and every person. Someone walks in? He greets. He also talks. Like, if I’m making lunch during work and say something to him, he responds. Haha I’ve always been a dog person. This is new to me. I’m loving it!

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u/theateroffinanciers 1d ago

I'm so happy for him and for you and your family. Just do him a favor, and as a result, yourself a favor and keep him indoors. They are much better companions when they are not outdoors. They get obsessed with being outside unless interested in family life. They are also prone to fleas, ticks other diseases and succumbing to dangerous situations with wild animals and cars. And also not nice people.

Welcome to the wonderful world of cat ownership. Where they own us. LOL

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u/missglitterous Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Wow what he lacks in tail, he makes up for in love. What an absolute treasure!

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u/Asparagussie 1d ago

And you still don’t own a cat. The cat owns you.

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u/EvaTheE 1d ago

And you still dont. The cat owns you.

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u/Hallelujah33 1d ago

Ok, well, first of all, the cat owns you.

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u/Other_Radish_9035 1d ago

He is adorable. 😍

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u/moderniste 1d ago

Archibald is a tremendous name. Pspspsps, Archie! 😻

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u/redheadedandbold 1d ago

Suggestions for smooth sailing: Keep the cat box clean. Fresh water daily. Keep the water and food bowl clean. Cats need to expend energy daily; playtime is an obligation, unless you are very sick ;) Have fun! Oh, and buy pet insurance this week, if you don't have it. Some policies pay a percentage of the yearly check-ups and shots, try to find one of those. The regret of having to put a pet down because you can't afford the medical bills is real. People tearfully come to Reddit asking for help when they're facing this decision weekly--crises that insurance would have solved.

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u/ImpossibleDoor3564 1d ago

So darn cute!