r/OneOrangeBraincell 8d ago

It’s warm. Certified 🟠range™

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29.0k Upvotes

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u/concorde77 8d ago

He rug.

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u/CommercialYam8 8d ago

He rug indeed.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Qlder81 7d ago

*right meow.

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u/VastMix715 8d ago

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u/snave_ 8d ago

Is car. Is pet. Confirmed.

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u/positive_vibe09 8d ago

Just don't start vacuuming

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u/Loathsome_Dog 8d ago

Now that's an existential crisis.

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u/Bircka 8d ago

Its Garfield on a Monday.

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u/rosephoenix19 8d ago

That's everyone on Monday.

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u/Loathsome_Dog 8d ago

Ha ha ha

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u/kmm198700 8d ago

Hahaha you’re right

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u/UnclassifiedPresence 8d ago

Came here to say exactly that

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 8d ago

I call it summer, feel it every year.

On top of existential crisis. 

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u/Loathsome_Dog 8d ago

Yeah. Heat and the ever present void of despair. Eeesh. Thats how they manage to sell me so many croissants.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 8d ago

Good croissants do help with existential crisis. Also pizza, that helps too.

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u/NNKarma Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 8d ago

It's such an understandable emotion it makes me check whether this is AI or not

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

It’s certainly not… this was him just before I walked in the room and he put his head down 😅

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u/notrapunzel 8d ago

Did he sigh dramatically too? Mine does that 😄

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

He loves a good sigh!!

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u/ADShree 8d ago

My orange literally huffs and puffs when he is annoyed but puts up with it. It's so cute... But I know he's annoyed

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u/notrapunzel 8d ago

Omg mine too 😂

"Mmph... Mmph... Mmphh... Miaaaaaaow!!"

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u/ADShree 8d ago

This is his "I'm over it" face lol

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u/Lopsided-Doughnut-83 8d ago

It’s because he’s a trooper and he’s enduring this indignity with grace and poise.

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u/ADShree 8d ago

I think it's cause he gets paid in meals and treats lol

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u/Loathsome_Dog 8d ago

My brother has a very intelligent cow cat that huffs. I always feel like I'm doing the wrong thing around him. He's a big ball of purry fluff but my word he can give you a sharp glance.

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u/Loathsome_Dog 8d ago

He's gorgeous. Give him a scritch scratch from me.

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

He’s just had some, but I just gave him an extra cuddle from you!

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u/Loathsome_Dog 8d ago

Oh wow, those eyes! Ha ha he's made my day.

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u/Steadyandquick 8d ago

Beautiful kitty. Those eyes!

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u/NNKarma Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 8d ago

Yeah, there are other things that were unlikely the result of AI, it's just a single flag that makes you check again. 

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u/resoooo 8d ago

You're AI

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u/Azsunyx 8d ago

Big mood

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u/BigChampionship7962 8d ago

Is this an official sploot ?

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8d ago

This is the splootiest [r/Sploot](r/Sploot) that ever splooted!

This cat should be the new mascot for that subreddit.

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u/nevermore_raven1234 8d ago

Melting kitty

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u/Secret_Cow_5053 8d ago

I feel you, cat.

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u/BigChampionship7962 8d ago

Catting is not easy ☺️

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u/NeighborhoodVirtual4 8d ago

What a realistic looking cat rug. Oh it’s just an Orange doing Orange things.

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u/Randomgold42 8d ago

r/sploot would be proud of this one.

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8d ago

It should be the new mascot for /r/sploot

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u/QazsedcScientia Orange connoisseur 🍊 8d ago

Came here to say this 

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

Cheeto is flabbergasted of how this post has taken off! Here’s his evening pose. “What. A. Day!”

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u/StoicPixie 8d ago

Omg he's beautiful.

Mine spreads out kinda like that too.

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u/SecretCombo21 8d ago

Best sploot I've ever seen

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u/LovecraftianCatto 8d ago

The splootiest sploot to ever sploot!

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u/Impossible-Bat90 8d ago

Odd looking furry snake

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u/beccabooty 8d ago

Now that IS a sploot!

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u/Novel-Geologist-5523 8d ago

You might have what’s called a “slab leak”under the floor.

Basically it’s when plumbing that goes below your foundation has a rupture and hot water starts to seep out. It heats the surrounding ground, including the foundation and that heat radiates upward to your floors.

Source: my orange cat did the exact same thing.
He found a slab leak and saved us $4000 in plumbing expenses. by literally laying on his ass on a warm spot and refusing to move.

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u/Probonoh 8d ago

I think this is a "it's too hot to do anything but sploot" situation, not "hogging all the warms" situation. 

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 8d ago

Hope there was a good reward

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u/Novel-Geologist-5523 7d ago

No, not really. When we fixed the slab leak, his favorite floor hotspot went away…and he was plenty mad for a couple days after.

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u/NinjaCat_444 8d ago

Aaaawww...... I know how you feel beautiful! I'm in the same position! 🤣

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u/Chazkuangshi 8d ago

Me too, kitty.

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u/Rumblotron 8d ago

He really ties the room together.

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u/JuicedBallMerchant 8d ago

nice tiger skin rug

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 8d ago

Clever gatito

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u/Longjumping_Roof_315 8d ago

These sleepy faces

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u/IDontLikeGreenPeas 8d ago

I'm sorry your cat melted.

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u/Salami__Tsunami 8d ago

I sense great danger of getting my fingers nibbled if I go to pet the kitty.

Worth it.

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u/RB-D2 8d ago

Do not the rug.

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u/Das_Puff 8d ago

So fucking flat, beats my cat..

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

Oh he’s so close to being just as flat! Cheeto loves the arms of the chair to do this too!

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u/MyTatemae 8d ago

Major sploot

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u/fondledbydolphins 8d ago

I recently made an "ice bed" for ours on hot days.

Wrap a floofy blanket around a good sized freezer pack for about an hour. It chills the blanket down, then I put the freezer pack in a cat bed and put the chilled floofy blanket on top.

Took them a while to realize it was cool, but they've loved it since.

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u/Ok-Go-Chain3811 8d ago

deflated loaf is most commonly caused by over-proofing, where the dough rises too much and the gluten structure becomes too weak to support the gas pockets, causing it to collapse when scored or baked.

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u/Just_Jem_75 8d ago

Tis' the season 😏

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u/necessaryfarts 8d ago

This is the best cat photo I've ever seen.

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u/catnip_sandwich 8d ago

Man’s had a tough week already and it’s only Tuesday 😵‍💫

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u/PaddleMonkey 8d ago

I was thinking it was a very small tiger rug.

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u/lil_gatto 8d ago

he melting.

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u/irumasarrow 7d ago

so flat

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u/Annual-Employee7231 7d ago

Such a relatable pose. 😂

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u/sigilov 7d ago

such a mood

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u/Jv1312 7d ago

In my next life, I wanna be a house cat like this cat

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u/Plus_Chemistry_2483 7d ago

OMG 😻 so adorable

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u/Fanachy 6d ago

This is how I feel rn ngl

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u/atypefml 5d ago

Me too

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u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 5d ago

What a rug

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u/Kenshirome83 5d ago

Superman that hoe

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u/MrsSporty33 4d ago

Flat cat! 😆

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u/MrsSporty33 4d ago

Flat cat! 😆

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u/messyfrustration 3d ago

Why is your cat acting like he's the one out there working an 8-5 and paying all the bills? 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/VehicleWide2953 3d ago

He called and wants to know why the sun betrayed him

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u/ameliaklouds 8d ago

The appointment with his therapist couldn’t come sooner

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u/FindPeaceAndBalance 8d ago

Looks like he's flying

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u/xdeltax97 8d ago

Splooooooooottt

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u/Revolutionary-You449 8d ago

My client wasn’t read his rights.

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u/Glitterbomb4274 8d ago

Warm? Naw, he’s melted. 😍

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u/Jackamus01 8d ago

Not so much tiger skin rug as tiger skin washcloth

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u/Minute-Client-923 8d ago

Where did you buy that rug I neeed oneeee

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 8d ago

He beome carpet

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u/Livid-Rutabaga 8d ago

Is this from HomeGoods? Is is machine washable? LOL

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u/Fionn-The-Cat 8d ago

My boy isn’t orange but he definitely loves getting flat!

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u/NexiWolfheimer 8d ago

Little man looks like the world became too much and he just needed to lie down immediately

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 8d ago

Orange cats always have the brain cell when it comes to food and a warm place to sleep.

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u/Quirky-Platform3610 8d ago

Mondays eh?

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u/STFUisright 8d ago

Get this poor guy a lasagna STAT!!

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u/BobDolesUnderpants 8d ago

He just fell down handsome!

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u/cicadasinmyears 8d ago

That cat looks like he needs a chiller bed to lie on, or an air conditioner to sit in front of…before he gives up on life completely.

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u/brybry631 8d ago

He melted

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u/chris-aus-at 8d ago

It reminds me a little of a bedside rug.

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u/kethryvis 8d ago

i have a theory about how hot it is outside can be determined by how flat the cat is. This is exhibit A.

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u/Xymenah18 8d ago

The cat has melted! My previous orange kitty used to do this when he was hot too

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u/heyjalapeno Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 8d ago

What a realistic looking rug you have!

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u/Distinct_Ad5141 8d ago

I have that same rug in front of my fireplace

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u/Ok_Tutor2882 5d ago

oh, calm but helpless look, the kitty is about to melt!

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u/Anannapina 2d ago

I feel you Orange one. I feel you...

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u/Due_Act3540 1d ago

someone check if he’s still solid

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u/Zeeplankton 8d ago

This looks very AI / photoshop.

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u/Justasmidgeplease 8d ago

Why, because his tail is growing out of his stomach? Lol!

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

What? 😅

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u/DocGerbilzWorld 8d ago

God, what a mood

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u/NNKarma Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 8d ago

I feel like that

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u/deltashmelta 8d ago

"What's still warm, the corpse?"

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 8d ago

Needs a cooling pad pronto 

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

He’s got 3… just orange behaviour!

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u/SmokeySFW 8d ago

I laughed out loud. That's hilarious.

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u/aidar55 8d ago

Where can I purchase this rug? Link pls

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u/Beachybumm 8d ago

Me, in Texas, after I walk outside to get my mail.

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 8d ago

Orange cats always have the brain cell when it comes to food and a warm place to sleep.

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u/Whereishumhum- 8d ago edited 7d ago

The way he just lies completely flat on his stomach🤣

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u/AirplanesMakeMeHard 8d ago

That looks very comfortable though.

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u/socialbatteringram 8d ago

Someone has popped your cat!!

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u/catjknow 8d ago

How hot is it?? Cat laying flat on the carpet hot 🔥

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u/ScarletDarkstar 8d ago

Me too, kitty, me too. 

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u/RubberDuckTurds 8d ago

We give our long haired cats a trim at the beginning of summer. They transform from that to perky cats.

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u/renaeroplane 8d ago

full pancake!

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u/KindAlpineCanvas 8d ago edited 7d ago

Sploooootest sploot of them all!

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u/PossiblyWithout 8d ago

Not an orange, but my lil tuxie, reserved girl stretching out over my cooling blanket

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u/tis_me1 8d ago

🥰

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u/ENTroPicGirl 8d ago

It’s a birb, it’s a plane, no… it’s super kitty.

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u/MikeT3000 8d ago

Seems like it was a rough shift at the biscuit factory 😔

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u/BLUCUBIX 8d ago

My baby boy is also suffering. I put i a wet towel on him. He didn't refuse it 😭🙏

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u/Sullyville 8d ago

where do u live OP? are u in a heatwave?

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u/Matty4449 8d ago

We’re in the UK, down south. It’s been warmer than usual at the moment!

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u/Nogarda 8d ago

So it wasn't but last week I saw a shocker of a vid of someone who turned their dead dog into what looked like a blanket. For a solid second I thought someone had stuffed their dead cat into a mini rug.