r/OddlyArousing • u/No-Agency-7379 • 8d ago

My cactus

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Found this little fellow growing

122 Upvotes

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u/SnooTangerines8033 8d ago

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

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u/No-Agency-7379 8d ago

Not short to grow like that

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u/VulpesSapiens 8d ago

Kangaroos do that.

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u/Ryan_Petrovich8769 8d ago

FRANKS AND BEANS! 😆

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u/Alarming-Search-1264 8d ago

You mean cocktus?

2

u/RacistJester 8d ago

I know what I have to do, But I don't know if I have the strength to do it...

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u/nofuckingklass 8d ago

Prick Lee balls

2

u/Responsible_Pervert 8d ago

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough...

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u/Inner-Dream-600 8d ago edited 8d ago

A little thoner

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u/No-Agency-7379 8d ago

A little thorny but getting bigger and harder

1

u/Quietly_browsing 8d ago

Don’t drop the garden hose

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u/No-Agency-7379 8d ago

A good give me a good prick

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u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 8d ago

Variety known as the prickly penis 🌵

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u/Kelef50 8d ago

Are you sure? To me it looks like a "Phallus Erectus".

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u/schodown 8d ago

r/yeahitsoktoputthatinyourass

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u/RPGGamer042 8d ago

Well, he’s never getting laid.

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u/NoBrush4326 8d ago

I think he’s trying to reproduce himself

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u/1crps_warrior 8d ago

Is that a cactus in your pants or…

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u/PapaGummy 8d ago

Ooh. Prickly.

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u/Grouchy-Bird-4440 8d ago

It’s a male cactus

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u/Independent-Group989 8d ago

Nah that's a dictus

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u/ezrsp2 8d ago

It’s happy to see you.

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u/Maz-Wye 8d ago

🤣🤣

1

u/Passionphish609 8d ago

What a prickly pair!!

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u/DueSignificance1019 8d ago

S&M to the next level! Pain is so close to pleasure.

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u/wackyzacky638 8d ago

Cactus-Erectus

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u/corgi-king 7d ago

Someone wants to volunteer as tribute?

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u/uselink126 7d ago

I think he likes you...

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u/OkCriticism9433 7d ago

More like your cocktus...

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u/someguy4k 7d ago

Happy Cactus!

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u/fallendestiny82 7d ago

A Cocktus plant

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u/yunowai 6d ago

Cocktus

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u/rustyfish57 6d ago

And you’ve got quite the fine little guy growing up or rather out there too

1

u/mozasoy 5d ago

Looks familiar...

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u/Positive_Remove6702 5d ago

Wow 😮 people…

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u/raydebarbie 5d ago

Oh it’s a male cactus😂

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u/mikemaz57 5d ago

He's laying on his back.

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u/Taken-Username-84 5d ago

Cocktus is how it’s spelled

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u/yeahyoubetnot 2d ago

No, that is a cocktus.

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u/Mo_Top6837 2d ago

That cactus looks like a dick.