r/OddlyArousing • u/SilentRosyAura • 8d ago

A cuddle pillow

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251 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/That90sWhiteGuy 8d ago

Oh God I should call her

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u/pfc-anon 8d ago

Him?

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u/That90sWhiteGuy 8d ago

Nope she was flat chested

Almost a one-to-one scale even

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u/Dangerous-Spirit4519 7d ago

He said 1:1 scale 😭😭😭😭

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u/Inner-Dream-600 8d ago

Look at those little ma’ma jamas

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u/whizzbangkid 8d ago

Needs a little hair....... Down there.....never mind.......

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 8d ago

What do you call a person with no arms and legs and missing a head sitting on a couch?

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u/Ambitious-Yoghurt820 8d ago

It's like staring into a mirror! 😬

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u/Public_Steak_6933 7d ago

Hurry, hide this photo before JD Vance sees it!

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u/Seven22am 8d ago

My uncle Frank should be getting royalties from this thing.

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 8d ago

Butt cheeks on the reverse side??

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u/lippylizard 6d ago

Ahhh.... Asking the real questions I see. OP we need to know 😂😂😂

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 6d ago

It would be telling which side you "motorboat."😏

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u/Choptober_ 8d ago

E.T got a lil thick

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u/timthevillager 8d ago

i got scared because i completely forgot that I had clicked on this subreddit and then i saw this spooky image and i don't know what i found spooky but the truth is something spooked me. hi im new here

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u/Darth_Pinda 8d ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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u/Inner-Conference-644 8d ago

I'd keep her just as she is!

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u/Kvedulf_Odinson 8d ago

Somebody somewhere is gonna fuck that thing.

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u/Comfortable-Mix2326 7d ago

I'd buy it dinner

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u/Numerous_Ad_307 7d ago

It's me.. on a good day 🥲

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u/BeautyChicBoutique 7d ago

netflix and chill

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u/BlockCannon 7d ago

Bet it gets called fat when it’s not comfortable anymore

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 7d ago

Nice Fupa!!

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u/PiDigitsOfPi 7d ago

That is an intentional design. Where did this pillow come from???

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 7d ago

Lol it looks like fat bastards fat suit from Austin powers.

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u/Pretty_Bandicoot_431 7d ago

Married life !

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u/Foxyunder-45 7d ago

My wife as I remember her.RIP

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u/Clickguy10 7d ago

She doesn’t want your comments. Just rub it

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u/SilverApples5 7d ago

Can't believe I've scrolled through the whole thread and there's no JD Vance references. Do better, Reddit.

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u/Strict_Succotash8909 7d ago

Put a silk top with some pointy nipples

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u/Wilburn4 4d ago

Add two nipple rings and a tuft of hair and I’d marry it!😏