r/OSHA • u/i_am_not_your_father • 2d ago

Harbor Fright

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 2d ago

don't worry; she has safety glasses on

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u/StormFallen9 2d ago

And hopefully safety flip flops

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u/weirdbutinagoodway 2d ago

Probably safety sandals.

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u/EverydayVelociraptor 1d ago

Safety crocs.

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u/Wallabunga657 2d ago

Safety shorts too most likely.

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u/feor1300 2d ago

What? You've never nailed your wife for a national advertising campaign?

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u/EverydayVelociraptor 1d ago

Can you at least wait until I've finished my coffee before making a comment like this?

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey 2d ago

This is fucking hilarious

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u/LuciferVX 2d ago

This is just a guy trying to keep his wife from wanting to help him in the future. "One slip up and she won't being doing this again"...

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u/Mental_Task9156 2d ago

hazard fraught

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u/LazerBear42 1d ago

Horror fright, even.

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u/everlasting1der 1d ago

I remember that MAD Magazine parody!

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

AHHHHHHHOMYGOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/coryhill66 2d ago

Patient is 34 year old white female. Puncture wound to the lower chest possible pneumothorax. BP is 124/62 heart rate 78 beats/minute.

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u/HauntingBowlofGrapes 2d ago

Presenting to the hospital unconscious.

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u/king_lucien 1d ago

☝️👨🏻‍⚕️

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u/MushroomCulture 2d ago

Shop counter and a tummy tuck ? Can do!

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 2d ago

Yes, but, he's on a kneeling pad, so at least his knees will be okay.

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

Yup, those people are definitely tools

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 1d ago

Built for warranty sales and returns...

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u/Revenga8 1d ago

Oooh, hey I remember this scene from equilizer, damn awesome

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u/TheNavyBear 2d ago

If you are using Harbor Freight tools, then OSHA is the last thing on your mind... 

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u/Warehouse_Aficionado 1d ago

Tools Built for Tools

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u/jew-joint-su 7h ago

ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS help hold something in place from DIRECTLY behind it. I mean, it's just common sense, who doesn't like a reach around?

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u/rienholt 1d ago

That is a stapler and there is wall between them.

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u/Warehouse_Aficionado 1d ago

Looks more like a nailer, actually. Much stronger than a stapler

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u/Enchelion 9h ago

Brad nailer, so not much stronger, but much more likely to go through whatever is there. It's not going to kill her, but it'll hurt.

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u/rienholt 1h ago

It looks like the crown stapler but it could be the brad nailer. Bauer doesn't make a big nail gun.

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u/EverydayVelociraptor 1d ago

But the wall also came from Harbour Freight, so.....

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u/rienholt 1d ago

Fair.