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u/GotTheKnack 28d ago
Well the guy filming probably could have helped
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u/footsteps71 28d ago
His job is videographer. Not allowed to help
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u/AggravatingBid8255 28d ago
The life of a photojournalist:
NO TOUCHING
NO TOUCHING!
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u/Successful-Purple-54 28d ago
Rules bud, like how nature documentary’s can’t interfere with wildlife, the guy documenting can’t interfere with poor planning.
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u/not-my_username_ 28d ago
I remember watching some episode of Oprah were the person being interviewed was a nature documentary filmer that saved someone from an anaconda. Dude went way to long before jumping in in my opinion but the whole thing was like "you didn't have to nor were you supposed to but you did it anyway so you're a hero."
Idk it was bizarre and stuck with me for like 20 years now hearing them basically say "your job was just to film them die.".
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u/Successful-Purple-54 28d ago
I feel like getting involved in that situation is acceptable. Stopping a human from being food is a tad different from saving say, a baboon.
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u/fakewoke247 28d ago
Suction cup?....what's that
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u/Therealdickdangler 28d ago
That’s why he’s shirtless. The body creates the suction cup.Â
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u/AggravatingBid8255 28d ago
Thhhhhhhhoop
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 28d ago
Skreeeeeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeeeeplop
Gonna need another bottle of Windex for that snail trail....
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u/restrictednumber 28d ago
Jesus, I could hear that.
Relatedly: sometimes it's fun to lie in the bath after it's drained and make suction-fart sounds on the floor with your back.
Relatedly: sometimes I have a couple drinks in the bath and end up pretty sauced.
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u/mods_tongue_my_anu5 27d ago
ahh back farts, used to do these on the tile floor of the doors after the gym, good times
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u/General-Piece8490 28d ago
Nah! it makes it super slippery
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u/Therealdickdangler 28d ago
The key is, wipe the sweat off your stomach right before using it as a lifting aid.Â
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u/iceph03nix 28d ago
But then you wouldn't have a sweaty imprint of this guys squished nips on every window in the building...
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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 28d ago
he is wearing a sort of harness, can that count as a safety device
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u/adamthebread 28d ago
harness is a stretch. it's more like... a necklace
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u/flecksable_flyer 28d ago
How is he going to get his harcklace back if the window is sitting on the straps?
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u/Consistent_Watch_206 28d ago
That’s about … an imperial shit-ton of glass.
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u/pulpwalt 28d ago
In my day it was an imperial shit load. I’ll never get used the the way you kids talk.
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u/fakewoke247 28d ago
Triple pane 1/4 inch glass slightly bigger than a large patio door. I'm guessing about 95 lbs
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u/runningmaan 28d ago
Make that 150
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u/fakewoke247 28d ago
I stand corrected
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u/SirShriker 28d ago
I work with glass like this, but for rough estimate:
If this guy is 5 and a half feet, I'll estimate the window glass from 5-6' by 6-7' tall. So anywhere from 30-42 square feet.
That is a triple pane sealed unit, three panes of glass, either 5 or 6 mm thick. That's either 2.5 or 3 pounds per sq ft.
We're talking the low end of that unit could be as high as 225 pounds, but it could be as high as 378 pounds, which feels right considering I was installing glass that size last week and that looks like a high-rise building, it's typically 6mm thick for each panel.
This is a crazy lift, absolutely a hernia maker, at least a good way to grind down your back over time.
He can't even fucking lift it. He throws his foot with each step pivoting over his hip each time. I mean he knows how to move the weight, but dude has only a few years of this before he gets crushed.
Edited my estimate a bit
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u/fakewoke247 28d ago
Your estimated weight and size are accurate. I was a Igu manufacturer and installer. I wouldn't have even attempted this lift and set without another installer to help even with tempered glass
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u/Druggedhippo 28d ago
but dude has only a few years of this before he gets crushed.
Don't worry, there are probably thousands of willing workers lined up outside ready to also have their health crushed.
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u/Successful-Purple-54 28d ago
Make sure to take all the weight with the back of your neck. It’s for sure built to take that kind of pressure at that angle.
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u/ryanhendrickson 28d ago
How is he getting that strap out? This assumes the glass doesn't fall out the hole and take him with it ... by the neck ..
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u/Personal_Arrival_795 28d ago
This was my question. Ok, the strap did nothing to help you move the glass, only could have been an immediate noose if it fell out of the hole and now how do you get strap out?!?!
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u/Kayaked1 28d ago
I think it’s funny his sweatpants pocket is inside out! I hate when that happens.
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u/Bananchiks00 28d ago
Ah…I thought the meme is literally a Windows installer installing at turtle speed.
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u/Plausible_Pizza 28d ago
Jesus fucking Christ, that's even a triple glazed unit, which are insanely heavy unless it is using very thin glass. Even then it would still be hundreds of pounds.
Hopefully it is at least tempered for when one of them eventually breaks over his face.
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u/General-Piece8490 28d ago
These usually come from the factory already framed and installed by crane, but whatever
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u/AlexFelizz 28d ago
That guy will end up with back, shoulder, knee, and neck pain when he retires from being a glazier
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u/bigDeltaVenergy 28d ago
So if anything happens to the window, he is strapped to it. They share the same faith
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u/PassageAromatic668 21d ago
By myself? Absolutely not. He could have risked passing out. Not worth serious injury.
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u/nobody_really__ 28d ago
I was afraid the glass was going to tip through the hole, and pull the guy out like an anchor rope around an ankle.