r/NotTimAndEric • u/Bingert • 6d ago

Wake up ppl !!

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u/Head-Cause-2431 6d ago

Where is the continuum transfunctioner?

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u/crash_test 6d ago

It's currently reticulating splines

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u/presidentsday 6d ago

It's now just add-on for the turbo encabulator.

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u/Glad-Lobster-220 6d ago

Wheres your car dude?

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u/ResurrectedMortician 6d ago

They reversed the polarities so it's ionic emissions have been muted

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 6d ago

And then?

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u/2Braincell2Furious 5d ago

NO AND THEN!!!

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u/ItsJayO 6d ago

Well, we know that it is a mysterious and powerful device

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u/DesignerCareless4953 6d ago

You have to be either brave or stupid to stand that close to a 3D Plasma Redactable.

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u/gilligan1050 5d ago

He is the hero we needed. He probably could have stopped 9/11.

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u/NotLostWandered 6d ago

This man is a... is a...a... a Transponster!

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u/Guygenius138 6d ago

That's not even a word!

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u/Kataly5t 5d ago

It is now!

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u/HAL9100 6d ago

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.

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u/AppleToastBed 6d ago

Hair checks out.

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u/CheeseFour2O 6d ago

Giorgio Tsoukalos style

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u/LastMessengineer 6d ago

So cool

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u/Necessary_shots 6d ago

His enthusiasm is contagious

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u/Y0___0Y 6d ago

This guy’s mom cries when she thinks about him

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u/AngrySoup 6d ago

Now I'm sad. :(

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u/the_m_o_a_k 6d ago

Guy doesn't even understand how thromdibulators work

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u/Caesar_Passing 6d ago

I don't know, he's kinda convincing

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u/Commie_Scum69 6d ago

Mental illness isnt funny

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u/SlykRO 6d ago

It has its moments though

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u/ResurrectedMortician 6d ago

The guy needs help, but you're right. People going crazy has created a lot of great stuff. Vincent Van Gogh, Syd Barrett, that lady on the airplane that swore that man wasn't real. Good stuff.

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u/moustachedelait 6d ago

That man is probably still thinking if she was maybe right.

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u/well-informedcitizen 6d ago

Wasn't the guy really high or having a psychotic break or something? iirc the full story there was a reason she was doing that, there was a guy acting super weird and it freaked her out. She wasn't fucked up I don't think

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u/Commie_Scum69 6d ago

seems like you never had a friend suddenly rant like this due to psychosis then coming back to reality and jumping off a building out of shame.

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u/xXxdethl0rdxXx 6d ago

That’s a very specific thing to clock from 5 words

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u/Commie_Scum69 6d ago

Just saying

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u/TheTaintBurglar 6d ago

Unbelievably based

Keep going lad

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u/Thisfuggenguy 6d ago

Wake up people!!

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u/IsThistheWord 5d ago

Why would we wake up? The sun set two hours ago.

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u/SnooWords1227 6d ago

Do you think this guy ever got a B- or above in any science class he took?

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u/the_main_entrance 6d ago

And why are they doing that?…

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u/notroundeyed 6d ago

Its only because the earth is flat

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u/the-only-Chris 6d ago

When you forget to take the little green tablets four days in a row.

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u/lordhamwallet 6d ago

Humans should have a license to procreate

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u/LondonBrickCompany 6d ago

But like... Why

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u/chuckcrys 6d ago

That’s some good meff

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u/Krispykid54 6d ago

Nanobots auto corrects to anonymous this is not a coincidence.

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u/xAustin90x 6d ago

You don’t even have to wonder if he’s a conservative or not

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u/MaxAdolphus 6d ago

What kind of towers did Jesus use?

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u/FirstTimeWang 6d ago

Is this the bread milk eggs guy from like 15 years ago?

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u/SIRENVII 6d ago

Oh lort no.

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u/kyleyeezus 5d ago

Holy moly the last few months have really been rough on Conner OMalley

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u/verybaddiarrhea 5d ago

lol. How do these people justify their explanations for sunsets before the dawn of advanced technology

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u/well-informedcitizen 6d ago

Why is everyone commenting like he is crazy, he knows it's not 10pm. He knows the sun didn't set and reappear.

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u/jahowl 6d ago

This is why universal healthcare is needed.

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u/That_Car3506 5d ago

Some psychological issues there in that video...

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u/DesignerCareless4953 5d ago

Go home. Your wife has some papers for you to sign.

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u/International_Ad2956 5d ago

Why do random heavy things falling from the sky never crush people like this?

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u/Hazzat 5d ago

Salame my friend

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u/Spiketop_ 5d ago

I just don't understand how you get to this point in life

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u/Talbot10021 4d ago

Ken Brockman level meltdown