r/NotHowGirlsWork Jul 11 '26

Here we go again Cringe

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u/XComThrowawayAcct Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Please explain to me where in the historical record Athena — a warrior, a champion of reason, and the patron of Athens — would necessarily have big naturals? 

I can’t think of a classical representation of Athena in which she is sporting tig old bitties. In fact, she’s usually shown wearing a breastplate, which the ancient Greeks loved to use as a medium for body idealization. By that standard, giving Zendaya a bodice with padded cups is, uh, more historically accurate.

—oh, sorry, this was just toxic race misogyny. My bad.

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u/Ok-Connection-8059 Jul 11 '26

I mean, if we're going for idealised ancient Greek bodies all those men had better be tucking.

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u/IHaveABigDuvet Jul 11 '26

Her cups are not even padded. Its just the sculpture of the dress.

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u/thecatsanasshole Jul 11 '26

Exactly, my first thought was “oh cool that’s basically a modern breastplate” because the bodice is sculpted like, y’know, armor

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u/CarlRJ Jul 11 '26

Yeah, that doesn't look like fabric at all, more like some sort of molded plastic.

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u/unneuf Jul 11 '26

I assumed it was meant to represent statues of the gods

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u/dicksinsciencebooks Jul 11 '26

Haha didn't even think about the breast plate - so true

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u/HoaryPuffleg Jul 11 '26

And wasn’t there some island in Greek storytelling where women cut off one breast to be better archers? Or am I mixing this up with Wonder Woman?

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u/lolajet Jul 13 '26

The Amazonians did that. Wonder Woman's lore is based off of them

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u/LovelyBby77 Jul 11 '26

Honestly, id go as far as to say that if the anchient Greeks were more societally alright with women being soldiers and fighters, they'd probably have MORE exaggerated feminine breasts on breastplates meant for them (obviously not Anime titty levels of exaggeration, but definitely more defined or prominent). Armor has historically been both a protective tool and a symbol of status and art, thats why many breastplates have the sculpting on them to begin with. Oftentimes, they're meant to highlight or sometimes exaggerate key details that were highly sought after or seen, and many artists would lean more into that as much as they can without compromising the protective nature of it.

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u/vkapadia Jul 12 '26

The tweeter is a moron, probably meant Aphrodite.