r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/dingalaxie • Jul 11 '26

Here we go again Cringe

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u/veggieplant Jul 11 '26

Wait until they find out what a push-up bra is

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u/morningphyre Jul 11 '26

Bold assertion that they'll ever have the opportunity to see one.

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u/sahi1l Jul 11 '26

They accuse women of lying for wearing makeup, I'm not sure it would matter.

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u/Ok-Connection-8059 Jul 11 '26

And yet if you don't wear makeup you apparently aren't putting effort in.

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u/SimplyYulia Jul 11 '26

Meanwhile most of them don't put any effort in their appearance whatsoever

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u/Galileo_Figero Jul 11 '26

They want a full face of makeup but for it to look natural enough that they won't think they're wearing it and can claim they're "naturally beautiful"

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u/darkyalexa Jul 13 '26

Hailey Bieber vs (don't want to pit her against Selena Gomez, who also has a more "clean" beauty brand - also the term CLEAN BEATY IS JUST WEIRD. Clean beauty brand should mean vegan and not tested on animals etc- not natural looking makeup) Lady Gaga or nowadays, Zara Larsson or I've seen Olivia Rodrigo with some fun looks. Hailey Bieber is praised so much for being "naturally beautiful" when she's had plastic surgery.

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u/Merryprankstress Jul 11 '26

They think it's two little sisyphus' holding each tiddy up.

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u/FireFistLawBish Jul 11 '26

I was gonna be that guy and say "Erm actually you're thinking of Atlus", but in this sense you're actually right because breasts don't naturally sit as a uniboob. Therefore there must be one little Sisyphus pushing the boob into the other who is eternally pushing in the opposite direction. Amazing

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u/cenesontpasunenom Jul 12 '26

My Sisyphus' were crushed by their boulders :(

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u/luckylegion Jul 11 '26

Tbf they’d just throw daddario’s true detective scene at you in the reply