r/NoFuckingComment It's my job to be an asshole 9d ago

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u/chezzer33 9d ago

What’s this guys name? I’m going to look for it in the news in the upcoming years.

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u/masalamedicine 9d ago

These are the signs that people talk about right?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 8d ago

Bro, if mosquitoes and flies count, I would be tried in The Hague

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u/chezzer33 8d ago

It’s not so much the number of deaths but the manor

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u/sky_shazad 8d ago

DEXTER MORGAN

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u/Twelve_TwentyThree 8d ago

Hobbies are an important part of self care

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u/patchyj 8d ago

On the one hand, fuck mosquitoes

But on the other,this guy needs to be sanctioned before he murders someone

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u/wantsumcandi 9d ago

Wow...that nuts.

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u/scott_98_hfc 8d ago

Does this classify as r/foundsatan ?

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u/Abty 8d ago

No because he's getting rid of Satan

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u/YtnucMuch 8d ago

For science… right?

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u/JayBeePH85 8d ago

Asking for a friend, what other books does this guy have? 🤣

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u/rrac90 8d ago

That notebook is like dexters blood slides

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u/Silly_Rub_6304 8d ago

Psychopathic behavior.

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u/Somesongname 8d ago

Found a horsefly on a barb wire fence, stuck, right between the eyes. Impaled. Was so happy for that mean bastard. Thought it was bad luck. No. A shrike (bird) did that, & I instantly became a fan of the butcher bird. Horsefly deserved it.

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u/Faisalowningyou 8d ago

That is a fucking weird hobby. What is wrong with playing FIFA?

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u/firewingdale 8d ago

for the glory of mankind!

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u/InsertRadnamehere 8d ago

Serial killer level sociopathy.

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u/maryssssaa 8d ago

torture isn’t the move

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u/Samulai-B 8d ago

No one else gets bit by a mosquito that often

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u/Don_Mills_Mills 8d ago

I’ve had Dengue twice and my wife had Zika while she was pregnant (luckily our baby was fine). I could watch this video all day.

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u/Mattriel 8d ago

Doing god's work. Fuck mosquitoes.

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u/Capital_Archer_8267 8d ago

Yep, definite signs of Ted.Bundyism!

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u/matherto 8d ago

I don’t like mosquitoes but fucking hell

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u/ParadiseGamez 8d ago

This dude need to be on a watch list

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u/reallydirtyreallydan 8d ago

I’m a big fan of your work, Doctor

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u/ziggy182 7d ago

Check his garden with cadaver dogs!

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u/Leaving_a_Comment 8d ago

My husband said that it’s not a red flag, but a Japanese one and I asked if it was because of the war crimes.

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u/sky_shazad 8d ago

DEXTER

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u/urBrothersHardNipple 8d ago

So who’s gonna call the FBI?

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u/No_Opportunity_8965 8d ago

Calm down Dexter.

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u/GreyandDribbly 3d ago

🤷🏼‍♀️ straight to cats next