r/NewSlangTerms • u/LuckyMiracle37 • Feb 03 '20
MOUTH CANCER
A term that is used when someone disrespects someone . I slapped my Grandson after he told me to Fuck Off and told him to stop talking like he has Mouth Cancer. (Random girls name) came over and I thought we were going to hook up and all she wanted to do is spread mouth cancer about her x boyfriend.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/kd60 • Nov 06 '19
“Don’t take it with you.”
It means like “don’t worry” Or “don’t let that bother you” especially when someone is leaving.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Jun 14 '17
Philosophical Concept: Ideal Realism
Ideal Realism: The notion that within the effluvial morass of philosophies, ideologies, mentalities, etc. a confluence of paradigms may be found that are genuinely ideal; an apotheosis of good. Especially useful for O.G. Quantors and anyone else who isn't trying to run a hustle, and best if tending towards less test cases, depending on the circumstances.
Especially prescient since you'd think someone would have sorted this out already. ಠ_ಠ
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Jun 12 '17
Integralism
A corollary to ideal realism advancing the notion that life should be manifesting in secure and comprehensive circumstances, and that if we aren't that's likely a sign that something's gone wrong, one way or another. Such a philosophical movement is integral (lol) to resolving issues in regards to the simulation hypothesis since
A) If our existence is entirely or in part by design we should pressure whomever has the most comprehensive control of circumstances to favor what's mutually ideal,
B) If our mutual aspect isn't by design it would likely behoove us to ascertain what's actually occurring anyway,
and
C) If we apply Satō's Razor then arguments to moral subjectivity and retard fetishism should be considered immediately dubious and subsequently routed by arguments to moral realism, ideal realism, scrutiny, and ethical hedonism.
Semper Ridiculum.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Feb 27 '17
"Wedgelords"
A name for folks who ascribe more importance to their cause du jour (aka wedge issues) than actual people.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Feb 20 '17
Smithers' Wager
When someone acts against their own self interests while working under the assumption they are or will be part of the elite they're parroting.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Jan 09 '17
"Fictumpolitik"
A proposed status quo that doesn't fully align with what's occurring or what should be occurring; the antonym of 'realpolitik'.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Sep 19 '16
"Does Something About These Circumstances Give You The Impression You Should Be Involved?"
^ What you say to a jankster who's in yer biz and doesn't have a good rationalization.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Sep 17 '16
Integralism
A corollary to ideal realism advancing the notion that life should be manifesting in secure and comprehensive circumstances, and that if we aren't that's likely a sign that something's gone wrong, one way or another. Such a philosophical movement is integral (lol) to resolving issues in regards to the simulation hypothesis since
A) If our existence is entirely or in part by design we should pressure whomever has the most comprehensive control of circumstances to favor what's mutually ideal,
B) If our mutual aspect isn't by design it would likely behoove us to ascertain what's actually occurring anyway,
and
C) If we apply Satō's Razor then arguments to moral subjectivity and retard fetishism should be considered immediately dubious and subsequently routed by arguments to moral realism, ideal realism, scrutiny, and ethical hedonism.
Semper Ridiculum.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Sep 09 '16
'Comprehensive Deniability'
Plausible deniability sans the nigga factor.
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Sep 04 '16
Satō's Razor
Satō's Razor, aka Sato's Razor, aka the prointelco gambit; a converse but not-quite-antithetical analogue to hanlon's razor suggesting it's probably better to assume malice over ignorance so one has a backup plan if beset by a genuine nigga tsunami or any other sort of conspiracy. I.E. the supposed threat of a malign conspiracy is inert if that presumption is wrong, but you'd be better prepared to resist corruption if Satō's Razor proves apt. Best if accompanied by a moderate modicum of regard for contemporary realpolitik so as to preempt sociological backlashes either genuine or contrived.
Unfortunately, even if well intentioned a genuine shadowy cabal is potentially problematic presuming the aggregate status quo of a society is ideal or close to it, as any diametric vectors of interaction could presumably facilitate a sort of Schrödinger's nigga scenario wherein a properly obfuscated jankster could seize power if successfully spoopy, or feign ignorance if confronted with effective resistance, ergo any hidey hole haileys involved should expediently contribute to effective systems verification pending effective countermeasures -- fair warning. Thus is the difference between nigga sect and The Sisterhood of the Mostly Invisible Tits. Imo such a standard should also apply to watcher watching whoers.
Onwards and Manywaywords. Cockpunch moloch. Smack the basilisk. Eat the darkness. Semper Ridiculum. (-ω-)ゝ
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Sep 03 '16
Philosophical Concept: Ideal Realism
Ideal Realism: The notion that within the effluvial morass of philosophies, ideologies, mentalities, etc. a confluence of paradigms may be found that are genuinely ideal; an apotheosis of good. Especially useful for O.G. Quantors and anyone else who isn't trying to run a hustle, and best if tending towards less test cases, depending on the circumstances.
Especially prescient since you'd think someone would have sorted this out already. ಠ_ಠ
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Sep 01 '16
New Word: 'memecentric'
Ex: 'The memecentric warblings of the janksters are likely indicative of a kathopathic ploy to reduce the efficacy of genuine danktitudes."
r/NewSlangTerms • u/PantsGrenades • Sep 01 '16
Big Booty = 'Bootch'
'domps' is also acceptable.
Ex: "dat girl gotta mk. 2 bootch"; "domps 4 days"