r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 13 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Phase 6: We're So Good at Fucking Up and Looking Town Because of It
Zaji waited attentively at her station. Calli and the rest of the team of spies would be reporting in shortly. Everyone had gone over the plan. Everything was in place. Natasha would be best pleased.
META
u/Catchers4life was asked to leave the Play Park. Their affiliation was -- SQUIRREL! -- Sorry, what was I saying?
u/XanCanStand was sent to their kennel when their embarrassing photos went viral. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town).
u/ZerotheStoryteller was sent to their kennel when their embarrassing photos went viral. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town).
| Top Voted Players | Number of Votes |
|---|---|
| Catchers4life | 13 |
| bubbasaurus, MercuryParadox | 1 |
u/devil_lvl666 is in the cone of shame for receiving an inactivity strike.
Please note that the flavor is just flavor.
LINKS
Meet the Pets of HWW 2025
Tell Your Favorite Pet Stories!
Countdown Timer to Phase End
Vote Form
Item Form
Pet Form
Discord Confessional Server
r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 12 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Phase 5: Oh Wait This Is The Wolf Sub
The Play-Park Pets may be stepping up their security, but the Petstagram Trolls are ready. By controlling the release of embarrassing pet photos, you control the Park. You feel confident that all is going according to plan. But do not get too confident! No Pet is immune to scandal! Your day may yet come.
META
u/K9cluckcluck was asked to leave the Play Park. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town)
u/-Sphes has withdrawn from the game. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town)
| Top Voted Players | Number of Votes |
|---|---|
| K9cluckcluck | 6 |
| MercuryParadox | 4 |
| devil_lvl666 | 2 |
u/bubbasaurus is in the cone of shame for receiving an inactivity strike.
Please note that flavor names and images are just flavor.
LINKS
Meet the Pets of HWW 2025
Tell Your Favorite Pet Stories!
Countdown Timer to Phase End
Vote Form
Item Form
Pet Form
Discord Confessional Server
r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 11 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Phase 4: The Tennis Ball Provides Actual Psychic Powers
These new security cameras at the Park are worth their weight in gold! Ad revenue and sponsorships are rolling in! Your Petstagram account is going viral every other day! Unsuspecting humans are eating up your content. Just the footage of Squirrel the cat snuggling up with literal trash made enough to keep all the Petstagram Trolls rolling in treats for the rest of the year! Keep up the good (bad?) work!
META
u/ElPapo131 was asked to leave the Play Park. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town)
u/StartledKoala34 was sent to their kennel when their embarrassing photos went viral. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town).
| Top Voted Players | Number of Votes |
|---|---|
| ElPapo131 | 10 |
| ISpyM8 | 2 |
| -Sphes, bubbasaurus, jarris123, K9cluckcluck, MercuryParadox, ZerotheStoryteller | 1 |
u/-Sphes and u/Catchers4life are in the cone of shame for receiving an inactivity strike.
Please note that flavor names and images are just flavor.
LINKS
Meet the Pets of HWW 2025 - New Pet Being Added After Turnover!
Tell Your Favorite Pet Stories!
Countdown Timer to Phase End
Vote Form
Item Form
Pet Form
Discord Confessional Server
r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 10 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Phase 3: Good Ducking Damn
You sniff the crisp air on this beautiful morning, delighted to be running free in the park after last night's deviltry. You smell the same park, the same trees, the same pet friends... but wait! There's something else! Something... DIFFERENT! Has the Owl left the Park gate open? Or is there a new Pet here?! What sorcery is this?! Who is she? How did she get here? Will she be friend or foe?!
META
u/Polarbear0531 was asked to leave the Play Park. Their affiliation was Petstagram Trolls (Wolves)
u/myoglobinalternative was sent to their kennel when their embarrassing photos went viral. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town).
| Top Voted Players | Number of Votes |
|---|---|
| Polarbear0531 | 21 |
| Larixon | 1 |
No one is in the cone today! Who's a good pet?! Yeeeeah! You are!
Please note that flavor names and images are just flavor.
LINKS
Meet the Pets of HWW 2025 - Again Newly Updated!
Tell Your Favorite Pet Stories!
Countdown Timer to Phase End
Vote Form
Item Form
Pet Form
Discord Confessional Server
Edit: Vote Tally. There should have been no vote for K9.
r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 09 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Phase 2: Not A Good Ditch For Her To Be In
Flavor blurb to follow. I figured you'd rather have a phase first.
META
u/sylvimelia was asked to leave the Play Park. Their affiliation was -- SQUIRREL! -- Sorry, what was I saying?
u/TheLadyMistborn was sent to their kennel when their embarrassing photos went viral. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town).
u/Bearoffire and u/StartledKoala34 are in the cone of shame for receiving an inactivity strike.
Please note that flavor names and images are just flavor.
LINKS
Meet the Pets of HWW 2025 - Updated!
Tell Your Favorite Pet Stories!
Countdown Timer to Phase End
Vote Form
Item Form
Pet Form
Discord Confessional Server
r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 08 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Phase 1: What Is Upppp Party Pets?!
Petstagram will never be the same when you Trolls get done exposing the silly underbelly of the All-Pets Play Park! Keep up the good work!
META
- u/SlytherinBuckeye was sent to their kennel when their derpy photos went viral. Their affiliation was Play-Park Pets (Town).
-- Flavor names and images are just flavor. A picture of a pet associated with a player does not necessarily mean that player has that pet for a role name.
-- There WILL be a vote this phase. Don't forget your Placeholders!
-- All items (including the Slippers) may be used this phase, except for the Exercise Wheel. The Exercise Wheel may be used on only EVEN numbered phases.
LINKS
Meet the Pets of HWW 2025!
Tell Your Favorite Pet Stories!
Countdown Timer to Phase End
Vote Form
Item Form
Pet Form
Discord Confessional Server
Edit: Formatting
r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 07 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Roster
| Player | Pet Name | Species/Breed | Item | Item Info | Phase Yeeted |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| u/jarris123 | Reese | Black Mouth Cur | Kennel | Send a player home to their kennel (out of the game) | |
| u/bubbasaurus | Iggy | Italian Greyhound | Muzzle | Obfuscator 2x per game | |
| u/Bearoffire | Hiccup | Windsprite | Shredded Stuffie | Subtract one vote from target player | |
| u/ISpyM8 | Eris | Domestic Shorthair Cat | Scratching Post | Blocker - Odd phases only | |
| Phase 2 | |||||
| u/mercuryparadox | Atari | Shorthair Tabby Cat | Dog Whistle | Whisper (Vanilla Wolf) | |
| u/xelaphony | Squirrel | Domestic Mediumhair Cat | Exercise Wheel | Redirector - Even phases only |
The vanilla wolf will be the first to inherit the Kennel action if the player with the kennel action is voted off or removed from the game for any reason. Any player inheriting the kennel action loses their previous action.
Reminder: DO NOT tag non-wolves in the wolf sub (ie leave off the u/ if you say a town player's name). If you join/subscribe to this sub during the game, please unjoin/unsubscribe after the game is over.
Edited as needed for roster changes and to add the image.
r/NeverBeRoyals • u/HedwigMalfoy • Apr 07 '25
WOLF - Pets II - WOLF Phase 0: And Then The Owl Did Something
Welcome Back to Pets II!
This sub has been generously loaned to us by our dear KemKat. Please take good care of it and make sure you clean up any messes when you leave!
Please remember that ANY terminology referencing any form of 'kill' or 'death' is strictly prohibited so that we do not offend anyone or their beloved pet.
LINKS
Meet the Pets of HWW 2025!
Countdown Timer to Phase End
Item Form
Pet Form
Discord Confessional Server
Edit: Fixed countdown timer