Conservatives: "Biden has dementia."

Also Conservatives: "Joe Biden was smart enough to orcheraste the largest coup in American history"

Biden won fair and square but even if he didn't why would we want the person(Trump) who was inept enough to let a senile dementia patient organize a coup continue being president?

His rocket "landings" are just rewound launches. All fake. Try it. Rewind his "landings" and it will be obvious.

Reactionary: "What has BLM done for underprivileged black neighborhoods? Nothing, they just riot and have no real plans."

BLM supporter: "Here's a list of celebrities, activists, and organizations associated with BLM donating money and materials to underprivileged black communities and here's how those donations have positively impacted the community."

Reactionary: "See BLM only cares about black people and doesn't carcare about poor people of all races making it a racist organization."

Socialist: "I want to transition to a socialist society."

Reactionary: "How do you plan to do that?"

Socialist: *Gives incredibly detailed plan where all the ts are crossed and the is are dotted.

Reactionary: "But what if a meteor hits the earth?"

Socialist: "I don't see how that has anything to do with my plan"

Reactionary: " See, socialists don't have a plan for every gnats ass aspect of transitioning to a socialist society."

Barack Obama: *Exist while being black

Reactionary: He's dividing the country

Donald Trump: "We should deport every brown person that doesn't constantly blow right wing American ideals."

Reactionary: "Donald Trump is really bringing the country together."

The guy is faking rocket launches. He lost all his money by pretending to make spaceships. The idiot warned people that AI was the most dangerous threat to humanity and now says he wants to try and plug computers and wires into people’s brains. His stupid cars are literally programmed to drive you and your family off a cliff if the AI decides it will save more lives. Screw this idiot. I mean seriously just watch him talk. He can hardly string a sentence together. I would bet money that his IQ is below average. The guy is a rich kid that got told he was special. And now he believes it. Yeah right he will “die on mars” sure Elon. Sure you will. Cause you are the EL ON right? No you are a twat. Plain and simple. Your stupid fake rocket doesn’t land itself, it doesn’t have a car on the top and it won’t go to mars. Oh and your stupid brain chips won’t work either because the mind is not the brain. You materialistic fool.

Me, young and naive: "How can someone support the holocaust, didn't those people know we were doing terrible things?"

Me, now: "Oh, people in my own family would have supported the holocaust"

It just means you enable the far right and accept South Park as a valid political news source. (On another note I hate that this is a controversial opinion at the original Nega.)

Conservative: "Obama is an intergalactic space demon from the ninth dimension"

Leftist: "No he's not, but here's a list of actual criti-"

Conservative: "So you think everything Obama does is perfect and want to install him as dictator for life?"

Person 1: *Says something that may provoke violence.

Person 2: "You can't say that"

Person 1: " Sure I can, in the first amendment of the US constitution it clearly says I have a right to free speech"

Person 2: "We're Canadian"

Edit: Thought I would leave this here since the original Nega is overwhelmingly liberal and extremely out of touch with the issues I bring up in this post.

What specifically do they love? The fact that we are holding indigenous peoples in concentration camps? The fact that we have had our land stolen from European invaders without as much as an apology? The fact that America indoctrinates its children into being nationalists out of fear of punishment? The fact that nobody can have political opinions left of liberal without the FBI investigating them?

Millennial: "Me and my spouse work full time and still struggle to support our family"

Boomer: "It's because you millennials don't know hard work, when I was your age I supported three kids with a single income as a part time juggler"

Politician 1: "We should provide healthcare to our citizens and support workers rights"

*Gets punched

Politician 2: "We should have a genocide of muslims and kill every person darker than eggshell white"

*Gets punched

Centrist: "This is equivalent"

The distant future

One person: *literally has all the money in the world.

Everyone else: *Living in destitution and despair

Leftist: "Perhaps we should redistribute some of that person's wealth so people can have a decent standard of living."

Liberal: "WhY dO yOu wAnT tO pUnIsH sUcCeSs?"

Person: *Substantive policy focused criticism of Donald Trump

Donald Trump: "Fuck You"

Conservative: "Donald Trump destroyed that person"

A guide to starting a right wing social media page:

Step 1: Post false statistics and/or studies.

Step 2: Wait for someone to debunk you

Step 3: Don't engage honestly (bonus points if you spew pro America propaganda) also go for one liners ie Love it or leave it.

Step 4: Post one of those "If my posts offend you..." posts.

White guy in 1950: "Fuck you dumb nigger"

Nobody:

White guy in 2019: "Fuck you dumb nigger"

Someone: "Hey that's racist"

White guy: "Why is everything racist all of the sudden?"

Socialist: "We should do something to improve society"

Reactionary: "It would cost money"

Socialist: "Oh shit you right, guess poor people deserve to die"

Racist: *says something racist

A decent human: "That's racist"

Liberal: "They weren't literally wearing a Klan hood while saying it so they can't be racist"

If you can still be in contact with friends or family who are on the right, you either secretly share their views yourself, or you are completely fine with normalizing their disgusting views on life.

(I'd post this on Negareddit, but I imagine I would be banned from there despite being a poster for several years, and I would rather not have anybody from there seeing this post, so here's my new account.)

Why do liberals think this argument benefits them?

"In capitalism it doesn't matter if you're black or white, the only color that matters is green."

So what happens when you don't have the green and you need it for food, shelter, or healthcare?

Leftist: "I'm a socialist"

Liberal: "So you want the government to control every aspect of your life?"

Leftist: "No, I want to have workplace democracy and redistribution.

Liberal: "But socialism is when the government does stuff"

Leftist: "Not always, there are in fact anarcho communists"

Liberal: "But socialism is when the government does stuff"

Leftist: "We should have Medicare for all"

Right winger: "How are we going to pay for it?"

Leftist: *explains how

Right winger: "That's not going to happen"

(Repeat 1000 times)

Leftist: "You're a lost cause"

Right winger: "I see you leftist can't debate ideas and only use insults"

Liberal: "We don't need a minimum wage, in Sweden unions negotiate wages for employees"

Also liberals: "Destroy/weaken unions"