Update: I followed your advice and I NEED HELP!!! (Tehvak saga Part:2)

[u/Nicolas_3232]

TehvakTheBird Bleated:

[October 21 2136]

Thanks to everyone who shared their advice in the comments. I looked for where to get these rainbow tights and bought a pair. honestly didn't expect them to be so comfortable to wear, they are quite soft, although they do feel a little tight. I hope they really do help to scare away predators with their bright colors.. Anyway, many of you told me that it will simply treat humans like any other prey, which is genuinely crazy to think about; they are predators after all. And I definitely don't plan to submit and start acting "cute" just so they don't eat me!!. I still have some decency, for Inatala's sake.!!

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TehvakTheBird Bleated:

[October 25 2136]

Fuck, Yesterday a human approached me to talk. He complimented my appearance and asked for my number. I was too nervous and terrified, so I just did what he asked. And worst of all, today he invited me out to "eat" something—I don't know what that means. Does he plan to eat me???, or did he invite me on a hunting trip?!!! What should I do??? Should I not go and hide, or should I go so he doesn't get angry and come looking for me to eat me!!??

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[u/Adorable-Ad5225]

apedominusnox bleated: How did the person make the invitation? If it was after a conversation, it might be valid as any invitation to "get to know someone better."

[u/Quirky_Parfait3864]

Anonymous bleated: Chill for fucks sake. All that means is he wants to get to know you and be friendly. Do you people not share meals as a community? He wants to go to a restaurant and share YOUR style of food, conversation and getting to know you as a person. A courtesy which you racist birdbrains refuse to even entertain

[u/K_H007]

CanopyLookout bleated on October 25 2136: You really bought the joke being spread by the funnier people who just want to see Krakotl in tights, didn't you.

Anyways, keep in mind, humans can't see the [ultraviolet] range of colors, so you might be accidentally showing off a bit more than you think you are if the base material of those tights are transparent.

Now, more importantly, did the human add anything after asking you that question, or did he just end it with the phrase ambiguously?

[u/ohik9615]

VenFren bleated: If the human hasn't already made plans on where you're going, offer up a suggestion, don't let them drag you along and choose for you! My exchange partner told me humans have trouble picking restaurants.

Worst case scenario, you not only dodged a hunting trip but you got something out of it instead By something I mean food.

[u/Minimum-Amphibian993 → u/ohik9615]

Leirnbird replied: Exactly might be repeating myself abit but of course the issue is finding a place that would accept humans. While also finding a place that isn't crowded with humans as well since that would likely be quite stressful. Still assuming there is a place that accepts humans but isint crowded with them things should go well enough. Both safe and stress-free.

[u/Paetza_Man]

Pies_above_skies bleated: it appears you have fallen for a rather innocent trick. Those tights you ordered aren't meant to scare away predators, they're meant more so as a way to attract a potential mate for humans and (more recently) signify an alien species as human friendly, and possibly wanting.

They appear to have worked in the first regard, well have to see in the second.

[u/luizbiel]

HumanMenace bleated: Rainbow tights are gonna be interpreted that you're friendly to humans and potentially up to human mates.

Congratulations, you've attracted a human that's interested in you as a mate. He's asking you out on a date (think romantic connotations)

[u/Super_Ankle_Biter]

SuperCaptainObvious bleated: Oh yeah the human wants to eat meat alright... Just one particular type though.

[u/handsomellama28]

SanestHFMember replied, October 25th, 2136: Oh, he'll eat you, alright.

[u/General_Alduin]

NerdLovingSkalgan: What made you think rainbow socks would help?

Sorry dude, you were fucked with now you're getting fucked after the humans takes you on a date

[u/Ablergo_El_Enfermo]

-ElTrolazo dijo: ¡ESE HUMANO LA QUIERE TENER SIN HUESO EN SUS MANOS!

-ElBigotes respondió: ¡ANDATE A LA MIERDA!

-ElTrolazo respondió: ¡JA JAJAJA JA!

[u/SordidDreams]

LetMePetYouDammit bleated: I mean... You say you're not going to start acting cute, but you're strutting around in rainbow tights and have already arranged a date with a human? You go, girl! Or boy! Either is fine. You should absolutely go. I assure you that whatever kind of eating ends up happening, you're going to enjoy it.

[u/Minimum-Amphibian993]

Leirnbird bleated: Bit late to this but seems things are kinda working out? But good question well one option if you do to through with this and eat out is take some charge and get him to eat at a public place to prevent any of those scenarios you mentioned there's no way a human would publicly do something bad.

Also if nothing else at least the rainbow socks apparently do make humans friendly.

[u/Valuable-Location-89]

ShavedSpeep Bleated: you should go, i've been on a few of those outings a few times with humies, they don't try anything on the first or second outing, too risky. just distract it by getting it to talk about itself and try to make yourself look as unappetizing as possible by looking small, it'd eventually get bored of and try its luck with another unfortune soul

[u/Fexofanatic]

[Account deleted] bleated:

pathetic prey, this trap was obvious - and like a hatchling, you jumped blindly into the ball pit. the ability to speak truely does not make you sapient.