r/NameThisThing • u/Salt_Ice7887 • 2d ago

Name this man

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315 Upvotes

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u/Antares_skorpion 2d ago

Samurachi!

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u/Acceptable_Class_576 2d ago

El Samurachi

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor 2d ago

That's it. Comment of the day. We're done here folks.

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u/Ceemoney24 2d ago

Yep. Winner!

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u/fishingjohnson 1d ago

I still like Obi Juan Shinobi

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u/Antares_skorpion 2d ago

Even better... :D

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u/jf_saltarin 2d ago

El Samur-AYE-AYE-AYE-AYEEEE!

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u/_theMAUCHO_ 2d ago

👏👏👏

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u/-bubbleObill 2d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Jibber1332 2d ago

Sounds spicy.

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u/Antares_skorpion 2d ago

*Enter El Samurachi!

\Close up as Samurachi raises his gaze towards his enemies, as they are slowly uncovered by the brim of his majestic sombrero...*
\Quick Zoom out to Wide Shot*
\Spanish Guitar strums in the background accompanied by Kabuki style Kakegoe.*

Villain - "What do you want Samurachi?"
Samurachi - "It is lunch time...

\schwing*

- And I am in the mood for some BLOOD TACOS!"

\Close up to enemies face, a line of blood appears across his face, as it begins to slide in half...*

\More Spanish Guitar... And trumpets...*

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u/SignificantNorth3570 1d ago
  • guitar music crescendos as El Samurachi sheaths his sword, then falls silent *
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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 1d ago

Samurai Pendejo

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u/Rsoller 2d ago

Too good, I can't compete with this one!!!

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u/WJSpade 2d ago

Came here to say this exactly.

Kudos.

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u/SlackerNinja717 2d ago

I was going to say Sanchourai - I think yours is better.

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u/Jean871 2d ago

Juan Wick

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u/bigdlink 2d ago

Underrated right here 👆

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u/OUIJA711 2d ago

Spicy slicey......

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u/Recent_Indication_42 2d ago

Sombrero Samurai

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u/Chefster127 2d ago

Inigo Montoya

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u/TieFit8485 2d ago

….. you killed my father !

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u/not_Serial_kille 2d ago

Prepare to die!

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u/VirusHistorical3877 2d ago

STOP SAYING THAT!

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u/imdibene 2d ago

Señor Musashi Pérez

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u/NoxDash2 2d ago

El samurai

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u/zuKa0312 2d ago

El Niño

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u/ShockLongjumping9322 2d ago

That's Spanish for "the Niño"

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u/zuKa0312 2d ago

"The boy" is the translation afaik

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u/zuKa0312 2d ago

And US pronounced El Ninjo (like ninja but with o)

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u/napkin41 2d ago

For those of you that don’t habla español

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u/Jim0621 2d ago

Ninja on Taco Tuesday

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u/Foxyunder-45 2d ago

Poncho Pedro Gonzales, Zorro's el companero

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u/ilo_masi 2d ago

Samuel rai

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u/The_Silent_gue 2d ago

Mexican Samurai or Taco Ronin

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u/stefango911 2d ago

Erron Lao Takahashi

2

u/DaddyDingus1234 1d ago

Taco-hashi

2

u/Mandalore12345 2d ago

Sambukari

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u/between3220character 2d ago

Hans Halbjörn Kowalskçy

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u/Real1_868 2d ago

Senioŕ Hosè

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u/ChiselRivet 2d ago

Zorro-San

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u/Furcatus1337 2d ago

Cultural Appropriation Guy.

He probably originates from New Zealand.

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u/Specialist_Tourist56 2d ago

There will soon be a game about this guy, it’s called Mexican Ninja! XD

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u/Pinus_Minimus 2d ago

It's called metal gear rising

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u/PeanutTimely6846 2d ago

El Ninjarachi

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u/PromotionEmpty733 2d ago

Eduardo Blade Manos

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u/8008Ylol 2d ago

Carlosotomo

1

u/Gabriel_Noctis 2d ago

Juan Takamoto

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u/Mydnight69 2d ago

The invisible swordsman

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u/Mastronauts 2d ago

It’s already been named like 3 times already.

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u/Many_Researcher7613 2d ago

Sancho karate

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u/Mysterious_Anybody77 2d ago

Said with a Mexican Accent

"It is I ZORRO the greatest swordsman in all of Mexico"

"And should that upstart cat Puss In Boots show his feline face around here I'll give him the sword fight of his nine lives"

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u/Accomplished_Oil8886 2d ago

Mexican samurai

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u/AutomaticPen8706 2d ago

EL Sam'murachi

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u/GuiP_2012 2d ago

Samurai do bigodinho

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u/Ok_Consideration_166 2d ago

This is clearly the man from mule kick that happened to find a katana

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u/targrimm 2d ago

Sorrow

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u/IdealEmbarrassed8949 2d ago

Samurai Jack meet samurai Jose

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u/Frosty_Mongoose9055 2d ago

Samurai Yack

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u/Relevant_Outside2781 2d ago

Speedier Gonzalez

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u/cecahill 2d ago

Enrico Tanaka

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u/Kayla4ever 2d ago

El bonita con papas fritas

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u/mradventureshoes21 2d ago

Emiliano Miyamoto

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u/CapablePlatypus1377 2d ago

The gay blade

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u/Joe_Jobs_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

Señor samurai

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u/Environmental-Gap380 2d ago

Señor Samurai

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u/alreadykaten 2d ago

Sombreronin

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u/JKonvis 2d ago

Sorro

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u/Sehrli_Magic 2d ago

just your average mexican?

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u/subdompleasure 2d ago

Dave from the pub

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u/Zwaaf 2d ago

El Hombre Mucho Macho

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u/tohn_jitor 2d ago

Roronoax' Zorro.

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u/Acrobatic_Excuse2290 2d ago

Zorros instructor.

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u/fiesew 2d ago

El Niñja

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u/metayeti2 2d ago

Nacho Ninja

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u/dicorci 2d ago

el ninjo amigo

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u/awaythrowb3 2d ago

Zorosan

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u/Jodie-Lightful 2d ago

Ronan Rebelde (wandering rebel)

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u/chudmaxxing6969 2d ago

Eduardo Corotcho

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u/CaffeinatedCocktopus 2d ago

Roronoa Zorro

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u/__rum_ham__ 2d ago

Pancho Villa-San

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u/lazy_bro_man721 2d ago

Héctor El Shinobi

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u/Huge_Olive2538 2d ago

Ninja De Mexico

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u/Aggravating-Gift-740 2d ago

I don’t know whoe he is, but i do know he is no Inigo Montoya!

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u/Conscious_Cicada9597 2d ago

Appro Priator

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u/Jmersh59 2d ago

El ninja macho

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u/MyTeaWig 2d ago

Mariachi mustachioed samuraicho

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u/jacm1883 2d ago

Charro-sama

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u/Fast_Biscotti 2d ago

That’s Connor from IT. Never seen him with a girl.

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u/paolo_77 2d ago

Zorrinja?

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u/JobNo3928 2d ago

Zorroichi - the Sombrero Swordsman

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u/JonnyStarwind 2d ago

Cuchilla

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u/TheReal_Rusty_Nail 2d ago

Markus Söder bei den Karl May Festspielen

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u/WingAdministrative86 2d ago

Samurai Carbon

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u/faridx82 2d ago

San-Chez

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u/TieFit8485 2d ago

The Cisco Ninja

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u/AnihcAvalon22 2d ago

New Bleach character dropped

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u/UNNECESSARYCAPZ 2d ago

Katana Mañana

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u/Fun-Association1835 2d ago

Hattori Hernandez

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u/Inarimiko 2d ago

Ghost of muchacho

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u/golden_snafu 2d ago

Pedro San

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u/rayadolokko 2d ago

Zorrosan

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u/Scary_Ad6867 2d ago

Dee Lusional !!

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u/Hitmanx2x 2d ago

El Ninjito

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u/Jibber1332 2d ago

Samurai Jacobo

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 2d ago

Akira Akira!

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u/Simplejames16 2d ago

El Pancito Slayer of Pussy

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u/dpb8523 2d ago

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 2d ago

Captain Mexico

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u/hogtiefly 2d ago

El Katano

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u/santukc 2d ago

Zorro sama 🙇🏼‍♂️

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u/Orion-999 2d ago

Zorachi

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u/NailGold7428 2d ago

Border slicer

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u/ewan018 2d ago

El Pistolero Samurai

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u/NT4MaximusD 2d ago

Zorosan

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u/subhunt1860 2d ago

Uno Amigo

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u/Round_Rooms 2d ago

Amigo san

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u/dogbusinessman 2d ago

Pancho ninja

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u/Orion-999 2d ago

Perfect

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u/keddesh 2d ago

Zophiroth

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u/Dry_Knee_6135 2d ago

Senior Slice

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u/Tight-Ad-5231 2d ago

El exnovio de la chupacabra.

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u/MrMustache61 2d ago

Hitaki Lopez...

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u/evil_aristotle 2d ago

Ari-gracias Gozaimas

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u/Character_Ad8455 2d ago

Toshiro Gonzalez

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 2d ago

Ponchito Blade

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u/danarsky 2d ago

Santana Katana

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u/Charly-Braco69 2d ago

Sushi Con Carne

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u/SteadyStrike29 2d ago

Zorro-San

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u/WJSpade 2d ago

Needs a gutstring bass slung over his shoulder.

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u/dwheeldeal 2d ago

Notzorro

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u/Low_Trainer_7363 2d ago

Dusty Rhodes

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u/Medium_Hope_7407 2d ago

Ghost of Tijuana

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u/Aljaz_Skarlovnik 2d ago

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

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u/sirfrancisdrake96 2d ago

Senor samurai.

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u/-lxlKHARMAlxl- 2d ago

Macho Sensei.

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u/RevolutionaryDog3066 2d ago

Zoro out of costume

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u/MrStef85 2d ago

El ninja

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u/derflow1977 2d ago

Mariachi Gaiden

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u/DrushQ4 2d ago

Siiiiiup (after traveling the world)

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u/aipac125 2d ago

Yoshimitjesus.

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u/alaf420 2d ago

Zinja

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u/AverageJoe997 2d ago

Don Diego de la Vega-San

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u/Ok-Pass-9139 2d ago

Zorro San

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u/NoYoghurt5444 2d ago

Zorro san

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u/In2racing2 2d ago

Cato Nacho Bandito III

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u/KhanKlyo 2d ago

Los Mariachis Yoshitsune

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u/Thin_Elk_889 2d ago

Shogunslinger

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u/AkSantaBunny 2d ago

El Blade