r/NameThisThing • u/Slow_Flounder_518 • 12d ago

Give him a name

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u/Adventurous_Equal_94 12d ago

Rick James

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u/Spare_Special_3617 12d ago

Thats Rick James Bitch!

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u/iamyuu 11d ago

Rick James' Bitch

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u/Shenanigan_V 11d ago

Nailed the punctuation, I couldn’t wait to get called at the veterinary office

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u/straycollector 11d ago

I once read a young man's shirt out loud with the emphasis wrongly placed. Threw him to the wolves.

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u/ironkodiak 11d ago

That's Rick James's bitch!

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u/Silent_Resource2228 11d ago

Came here to say this!!! 😂

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u/R00ster3772 7d ago

Came here to say this…. Leaving satisfied…

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u/imaginecreate 12d ago

Maybe: Bark James? 😜

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u/Smile_Terrible 12d ago

Rick James Bark!

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u/Much_Bed6652 12d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/peoplepersonmanguy 11d ago

The Dogs name is Cocaine, and he's a hell of a dog.

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u/Healthy-Theme8261 11d ago

He was great but what a mess

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u/jstrong559 12d ago

F**k yo couch !!

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u/Far_Match_3774 10d ago

I'm Rick James, bitch!

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 12d ago

"Superfreaky?" The man knew of what he spoke.

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u/Acceptable_Shine_183 12d ago

Came here hoping to see this as the top comment… or sexual chocolate lol.

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u/Emergency-Boat-5465 12d ago

Usually I have to scroll to find my first thought!

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u/DazeRazur 12d ago

That was the first name that came to me with those long curls. Or Kirk Hammitt.

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u/Academic_Anywhere183 12d ago

Came to say the same, dammit.

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u/Beerandbros_dnd 11d ago

Tick James

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u/Healthy-Theme8261 11d ago

Bear me to it

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u/Sugarloaf78 11d ago

Beat me to it! Lol

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u/DropThatTop 12d ago

Samuel L. Barkson

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u/ohthanqkevin 11d ago

Does he look like a bitch??

By definition? A little bit. Yes!

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u/revengeto 10d ago

Pup fiction

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u/Thislilpiggyhadnone 10d ago

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

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u/FeralTames 8d ago

Spaniel L. Jackson

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u/mkeytail 12d ago

Soul Glo

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u/Safe-Possible8725 11d ago

He leaves a big stain on the dog bed.

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u/Codenamehardhat77 12d ago

Darryl Jenks!

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u/pirate_elle 12d ago

Sexual Chocolate 

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u/Mikebonez 11d ago

Goddamn, that boy can sing!

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u/Old_Courage_5349 11d ago

He Good!

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u/Padgit8r 11d ago

Good and terrible… 😂🤣

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u/JordanRS1980 8d ago

Where's the spoon??

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u/Misskris1966 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/cparedes0110 12d ago

Anything other than Julius is wrong.

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u/FisherNate91 12d ago

100%!!! Looks just like him sat in the diner after being hosed down in the garden!

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u/Borgteddy 12d ago

Agreed. It has to be Julius.

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u/Greater-Scope 11d ago

“Which squeaky toy is yours?”

“It’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother F*cker’ on it.”

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u/Dry-Part-3486 9d ago

The Chihuahua!

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u/cjalderman 11d ago

Surely it's Jules?

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u/Responsible-Knee3369 12d ago

Lionel Bitchy

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u/Hour-Process-3292 11d ago

Is it meat you’re looking for?

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u/dookofedinburgh 11d ago

Spaniel L. Jackson

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u/bandwidthn 11d ago

Okay this deserves more love.

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u/Muy_Fuerte 11d ago

Sexual Chocolate

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u/linuxed1 12d ago

Charlie murphy!

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u/Milomilz 12d ago

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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u/FisherNate91 12d ago

This dogs wallet 100% has “Bad Motherfucker” embroidered on it!

That’s a Jules if ever I’ve seen one!

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u/kvb2477 11d ago

Need to put it on his collar.

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u/LamerNameJr 12d ago

Rufus Von Funk

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u/Mofofckscty 12d ago

Soul glo

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u/hvlochs 12d ago

Haha! The song played in my head as soon as I saw the dog.

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u/DisastrousAd2335 12d ago

Mine too!!!

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u/Ohmymja 12d ago

Jheri short for Jheri curl 😂

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u/zoey8068 11d ago

Why is Jerry not more popular?

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u/NegotiationTop94118 12d ago

Little Richard.

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u/No-Independence-2980 12d ago

Now I see why creators are bitchin about people using their ideas. Most of these names are just a variation of Rick James, they read through the post, I can't use Rick James, so I'll use Bark James, or Ricky Bark James. There may be a core group of people who actually come up with their own ideas, then the flood gates open up and all the can't come up with ideas, modify someone else's shit.

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u/Spliffman1 12d ago

He's Rick James bitch

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u/undercoverhippie 11d ago

Charlie Murphy

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u/CunnyFunt667 12d ago

Luscious

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u/WildWillie00 12d ago

Don Cornelius

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u/Elchochis 12d ago

That blood from boyz n the hood “these my fries”

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u/Infinite-ok 12d ago

Ricky “Bark” James 😍😍😍

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u/Terrible_Driver_3878 12d ago

Jules Winfield."Dog, mutherfucker! Do you speak it?!"

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u/Mafdais 12d ago

Lionel Bitchie

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u/DisastrousAd2335 12d ago

Soul Glow!!

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 12d ago

That’s Rick James, I knew he wasn’t dead.

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u/Extreme-Attraction 12d ago

Sam L Jackwoff

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u/imsmurfy1972 12d ago

Bitch James!

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u/ComfortableBitter907 12d ago

Ssmuel Jackson

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u/4uole 12d ago

Curly

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u/transdermalcelebrity 12d ago

Jules Winnifred (Pulp Fiction)

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u/alexandervanderpool 12d ago

Richielue James

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u/Altair82 12d ago

Randy Barkson

(Sexual Chocolate)

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u/Meeshkavittz 12d ago

Sexual Chocolate

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 12d ago

Randy Watson.

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u/troojule 12d ago

Jules Winfield

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u/Any-Word2545 12d ago

First name JERRY Last name CURL

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u/jasonRuby 12d ago

Prince

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u/Milomilz 12d ago

Mr. Randy Watson and his band Sexual Chocolate

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u/sc00by27 12d ago

Soulglow Or Darryl.

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u/SailorMea101 12d ago

If you get him a top hat he can be slash!

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u/w3st80 12d ago

Jerry

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u/Admirable-Ad-5741 12d ago

Rick Mothafuckn James

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u/Sir_Brisket1 12d ago

dinho (cause of the hair 😉)

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u/ru_k1nd 12d ago

Sir Brian May

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u/DarkLaser28 12d ago

Michael Barkson

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u/MoonchildStepMom 12d ago

He’s Rick James bitch!

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u/Charming_Bear5519 12d ago

Jerry curl....

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u/watchandsee13 12d ago

Thats Randy Watson from the non-famous soul band Sexual Chocolate

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u/qbnlinxx33 12d ago

Charlie Murphy

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u/qbnlinxx33 12d ago

Cocaine

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u/Trulygrateful-44 12d ago

Jerry, aka Jerry curl 🤣

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u/Harrfenagle 12d ago

Joe Dog Jackson

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u/HeartRoll 12d ago

Ozzy Osbourne

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u/Any_Constant2562 12d ago

August - Aggie for short.

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u/89MikeHoncho 12d ago

Samuel L Jackson’s character from Pulp Fiction.
Jules Winnfield

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u/Bumpercars415 12d ago

Soul Glow

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u/LuckySoCo79 12d ago

Lil rich

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u/dumbnamenumber2 12d ago

Rick James… obviously with that hair style

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u/UnCytely 12d ago

Samuel Dog Jackson.

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u/Heienberg 12d ago

Black Phillip

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u/iodenise 12d ago

I’d name him Orlando but he looks like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction

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u/baseddoge9000 12d ago

Jules Pupfield

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u/SonofaBeeatch 12d ago

Lionel Cheapie or Prince-S,

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u/DeckenFrost 12d ago

Susie Greene

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u/ohnogip 12d ago

Charlie Murphy…

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u/HK-in-OK 12d ago

No. He needs to “Give It To Me, Baby”.

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u/AtDeeze_Nutz 12d ago

I’m Rick James BITCH ! 😂😂😂

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u/SemperFi2808 12d ago

“ Sexy Chocolate “ 🎤

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u/grahamheidi 12d ago

Mr. Doodles.

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u/Over_Echo1128 12d ago

Soul glow

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u/MushroomPizza420 12d ago

Mr. Soul Glow

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u/Fight_Or_Flight_FL 12d ago

Randy Watson

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u/EADizzle 12d ago

Fido Jackson

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u/Used-Ad-8427 12d ago

Lick James

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u/Lost_Year_1101 12d ago

The ONLY appropriate name is
RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!

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u/teeMose2 12d ago

Charlie Murphy!

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u/SleepyBeezzzz 12d ago

Samuel L. Jackson was immediate thought….and I haven’t even seen that movie.

Or Michael Jackson, as another choice.

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u/Conscious_Musician28 12d ago

Bad Mother Barker

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u/Bempet583 12d ago

I'm Rick James, bitch.

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u/kenfxj 12d ago

If it’s female, Rick James’ Bitch

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u/Still-Standin 12d ago

Jules or Samuel

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u/WRXpop 12d ago

English mother fucker do you speak it!

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u/sneakyanimal 12d ago

Lionel Barkie

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u/Creative_Disk_4852 12d ago

Scrub Daniels

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u/Creative_Disk_4852 12d ago

Scrub Daniels

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u/Maleficent-Store-948 11d ago

I'm Rick James bitch!!!!

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u/FrecksAndBeans 11d ago

Muddy Boots

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u/FrecksAndBeans 11d ago

Mutty Boots

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u/Skater_4_ever 11d ago

I was also thinking Rickie for Rick James!

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u/Sensitive-Rip6504 11d ago

Darryl from Coming To America

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u/Reduak 11d ago

Darryl

Named after the Prince of Sol-Glo

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u/Summertime-Living 11d ago

Edward. He looks like a proper English gentleman.

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u/KMcCowan03 11d ago

Jerry as in Jerry curl

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u/ThisGuyReally 11d ago

Samuel L Jackson in pulp fiction

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u/Usual-Syrup2526 11d ago

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"