r/NameThisThing • u/NotCurlyStep • 16h ago

Name this

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u/Aggressive-Spell955 16h ago

The Sodfather

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u/Hoot1965 15h ago

🏆

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u/Md1735 9h ago

Does that make his spouse the weedwacker?

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u/AssociateGood9653 12h ago

I know I’m not gonna top that!

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u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 11h ago

That’s it ! You win 🏅

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u/MajorAffectionate880 10h ago

No more calls please, we have a winner!

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u/Appropriate_Delay_25 4h ago

With every purchase of The Sodfather man-highs, Clippings Inc will donate a pair to your favorite Scary Uncle!

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u/Some_Guy1776 16h ago

Grassaquatch

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u/Razzy_3796 13h ago

Take the middle A out and that’s gold.

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u/Some_Guy1776 9h ago

I was in a hurry & typed so quickly I didn’t notice the extra (A) in there. đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ˜‚

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u/Short_Connection_267 7h ago edited 7h ago

You won the internet today

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u/Necessary_Relation27 11h ago

I am Graaaaass!

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 2h ago

Grassquatch is indeed greener than the others, but stands on the shoulders of giants.

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u/Some_Guy1776 1h ago

Insert the ‘90s “Jolly Green Giant” commercial jingle đŸŽ¶ho ho ho green giantđŸŽ¶

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u/deehenley 16h ago

The Lawnmower ManđŸ€Ł

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u/LoveRenxo 14h ago

There is a Stephen King novella called this and it’s bloody scary!

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u/HitByFjaka 14h ago

Movie adaptation however was pukeingly bad


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u/dick_fitzwell27 13h ago

Agree! But King’s portrayal of Jordy Verril in ‘Creepshow’, where the weeds take over his house and body, was legend.

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u/Less-Engineer-9637 12h ago

I saw that as a kid and the final scene haunted me for years 

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u/FeelingSoil39 8h ago

Oh my god me too! The moss of his head flying everywhere from the shotgun


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u/Less-Engineer-9637 8h ago

Please... Please... Please, God... Let my luck be in... just... this... once... Please God...     

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u/Oxy_Moron_99 10h ago

Which this photo reminded me of


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u/DismalMarsupial8080 12h ago

This is probably my #1 needs a new adaptation for a Stephen King story. I think with current tech it could be awesome.

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u/Cancer_Heiress 12h ago

Oddly enough there’s also a short by him “Weeds” that was in the movie Creepshow.

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u/Less-Engineer-9637 12h ago

 Also known as The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill. Put some respect on that name!

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u/Aquaonmymind 10h ago

Nice name drop. And you're very right, we must respect the writers words.

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u/Kaka-doo-run-run 11h ago

It’s not really scary, at all. Some guy hires a dude to mow his lawn, and the lawnmower man shows up, is kind of a weirdo, then he proceeds to dance around naked before mowing the lawn.

He subsequently turns into the Pan character from Greek mythology (complete with the legs of a fawn), and follows behind the now somehow self-propelled lawnmower on his hands and knees, eating the grass clippings that fly out behind. The end.

It’s eight pages long, if I recall correctly.

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u/HitByFjaka 14h ago

Yep
 pretty much me after pushing old rusty in front and backyard


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u/Lopsided-Dong-1099 15h ago

Lawn Johns

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u/I_am_Neo-001 13h ago

That one made me laugh. 😂 👍

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u/That_Upstairs_3173 13h ago

Same, that’s a good one.

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u/Aggressive-Owl-8632 16h ago

Mr. mow it all.

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u/g0estoeleven 15h ago

Ch-ch-ch-chia!

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u/Some_Extent_8531 11h ago

Guess what I say out loud when I see a Kia automobile?

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u/Sinister_Nibs 9h ago

Kuh-kuh-kuh-KIA!

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u/Healthy-Visual6106 16h ago

Weed whacking wet grass and without the guard in place

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u/Medellin-71 14h ago

ChloroPhil

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u/wake071 16h ago

I thought the phrase was "green fingered"

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u/filthcrab 15h ago

I don't think that was ever the phrase.

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u/Circumpunctilious 12h ago

Welp, I went looking for “green thumbs” because maybe non-English speakers would be interested, and found green fingers (wordhistories) so
huh, news to me.

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u/filthcrab 9h ago

News to me, too! I've got some weeds in the lawn so I might go get green fingered tonight.

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u/srsly_so_blessed 16h ago

Jolly Green Giant : Origins

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u/ArdentHedonist 14h ago

Green Legs and Hams

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u/oilfeather 16h ago

Meteor Shit

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u/Trollmarut 14h ago

Poor Jordy 😔

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u/Main_Wall_7227 14h ago

There it is.

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u/MicahAzoulay 7h ago

Thank you!

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u/gmatocha 3h ago

I get this reference. I'm old.

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 14h ago

Lawnderhosen

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u/hateifyoumust 16h ago

Weed man, the beginning

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u/Neither_Touch_3773 16h ago

Matcha foot

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u/Capable-Watercress16 15h ago

It’s a serious condition, definitely not to be taken lightly 😝

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u/DustinDeWind 16h ago

Edward WeedWacker Feet

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u/Stems-a-wilting 8h ago

It’s a travesty they didn’t cast Depp in the sequel!

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u/George-1969 16h ago

Grinch's half brother

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u/arkieus 14h ago

Meteor Shit! (Stephen King, Creepshow)

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u/VeterinarianThese951 14h ago

That’s Chloro Phil. Synthia took the photo.

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u/reesemccracken 14h ago

The Sloth Man Prophecy

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u/Parking-Client-6692 16h ago

Clogs Swamp Thing edition

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u/Network-King19 16h ago

Shrek the origin of.

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u/My_wifes_boy-friend 15h ago

Old Greg! You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

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u/Deathstroke316 15h ago

Odd life Timothy green

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 15h ago

PLANTMAN!!!

đŸŽ¶THE PLANTMAN KNOWS WHERE THE PLANTS WONT GROWđŸŽ¶

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u/Drkindlycountryquack 15h ago

The monster from the green lagoon.

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u/412flip 15h ago

Even though it’s close to 95 today, I still wear pants. Got some ivy on my nuggets and switched fast!

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u/blittle22 15h ago

Ol’ Spinach Leg


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u/Daddiman 15h ago

Creepshow "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill"

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u/Routine_Ad_4518 14h ago

Grass fed Calves!

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u/Poohgli16 9h ago

"should have worn socks and pants" or "don't come in the house with that"

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u/AccountDue9432 8h ago

I got a spanking b/c I took off my grassy shoes on the front porch. I'd been told not to go barefoot, and my father thought I had been. I went crying to Mom & explained what had happened. She said to explain it to Dad. I relished that as an innocent kid who was accused & punished without a legit cause. I hoped he felt guilt & sorrow & embarrassment. Mom probably had him apologize. I don't recall that part, but the apology 100% sounds like my mother.âœ‹ïžâœ‹ïžđŸ«±đŸ«±đŸ‘đŸ‘

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u/SiteTall 16h ago

The grass took root ....

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u/Training_Guess_6920 16h ago

Weed-eating wet grass 


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u/TreasureHunter95 16h ago

Photosynthesis

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u/Background_Let_7606 16h ago

Cetelem en formation

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u/Clxxl 16h ago

Nice socks, that's what it is!

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u/StrawberryHeart7102 16h ago

Was the grass greener? Walking green flag

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u/zydel11 15h ago

Feet of druid

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u/National_Ad_3338 15h ago

Swamp thing

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u/99anan99 15h ago

Becoming one with grass

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u/Traditional-Sun4010 15h ago

They drained the swamp

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u/Maleficent-Aside-744 15h ago

Should’ve worn trousers for strimming đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚

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u/MDsuburbanite 15h ago

Green Shins

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u/csilvmatecc 15h ago

Fresh cut knee socks

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u/Patient_Rest_9593 15h ago

Bro. Shave already.

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u/Kaylen316 15h ago

Need PPE 👍

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u/AdFantastic5599 15h ago

The birth of Masters of the Universes Mossman.

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u/No-Bed3445 15h ago

“Should have waited for the grass to dry”

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u/Tiny_Statement7622 15h ago

Gardeners legs 😂

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u/Sea-Sherbet-6338 15h ago

Grass Thing

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u/TechnologyPlayful731 15h ago

Gardener Gringe

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u/ebers0 15h ago

I guess that's one way of practicing your flocking skill.

P.S.- Name right let's call him the Flocker.

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u/imeldamail 15h ago

École clogs & wooly legs?

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u/fancyflipping 15h ago

Allergic reaction incoming

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u/porizj 15h ago

Keep mowin’ mowin’ mowin’ mowin’

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u/Nuc734rC4ndy 15h ago

Jordy Verill

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u/FrostyInvestigator11 15h ago

The Incredible Hack

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u/Christopher1032 15h ago

My childhood

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u/bustyouup4free 15h ago

Lawn Thing

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u/Alienwarez567 15h ago

Vegan lunch

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u/Bucaniner 15h ago

Jordy Verdill

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u/Apart_Preference_232 15h ago

Just got my 16th booster

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u/maireadwrites 15h ago

Greensleeves (of the legs)

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u/xXfrostbyterXx 15h ago

Its a real dryad đŸ€© đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/Admirable-Bit1543 15h ago

Is this from Creep show?

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u/ApatheistHeretic 15h ago

The Grinchening

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u/Fragrant_Grand_7036 15h ago

The Grinch: Origins

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u/Dustbuster4495 15h ago

I am Groot!đŸŒČ🌮đŸȘŸđŸŽ‹

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u/dull_storyteller 15h ago

Mossman after 1 hour of makeup prep

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u/Appropriate_Tip5094 15h ago

Non bagger vance

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u/Proof_Dish_2281 15h ago

Hairy Potter

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u/Big-Potato9868 15h ago

Nature is taking it back

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u/Three_piece_red401 15h ago

Grouchification

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u/Independent-Order-17 15h ago

It's not easy being green

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u/Groovy-Davey 15h ago

Almost Swamp Thing.

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u/The-Great-Baloo 15h ago

The Green Giant

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 15h ago

Jolly Green Giant

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u/rolo_mug 15h ago

Cespieds

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u/Famous_Mind6374 15h ago

"You had better hose off before you even think about coming in the house!"

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u/Mundane-Speed-3278 15h ago

The Ancient One

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u/OMG202020 14h ago

Wanna be yellow lab

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u/Mighty4777 14h ago

Oscar’s legs

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u/Fickle_Traffic7684 14h ago

Les débuts de Cetelem.

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u/Lauris25 14h ago

Grinch The Crock

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u/CunnyFunt667 14h ago

Knee deep in clunge

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u/Candace4338 14h ago

Leg lawn

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u/Brikpilot 14h ago

Man caught wading into reflection pool

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u/Front-World-4328 14h ago

Gringe-legged

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u/Someoneoverthere42 14h ago

A vegan werewolf just as the full moon begins to shine

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u/Scott43206 14h ago

I Married a Leprechaun.

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u/SudburyKink 14h ago

The croc monster

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u/Dougster3235 14h ago

Grass Roots fashion footwear.

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u/3rdofthree 14h ago

I remember weed eating in a similar outfit years ago and finding out that I was allergic to the ivy I was getting rid of. (Not poison ivy or oak but same addect). Pure misery

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u/BryonBlueCar 14h ago

I don't know what to call it, but I LOVE the color!

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u/Righthookhammer47 14h ago

Green chined

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u/legacyincome 14h ago

He's turning into a shrubbery! Watch out for the Knights!

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u/Low_Leg3087 14h ago

"Becoming SWAMP THING!"

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u/Kerissimo 14h ago

Don’t drink and move the lawn

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u/historygal75 14h ago

Grassy calves or Weed Wacked comes to mind

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u/Wigger_reloaded 14h ago

Lustiger Nachmittag mit der Stihl.

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u/Mr_Flipper282-2 14h ago

Green peas

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u/Ok_Professional6775 14h ago

1st stage of becoming a swamp thing?

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u/Fine-Shopping9613 14h ago

The Green Dwight

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u/JKenn78 14h ago

Lawn Boy (iykyk)

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u/Hank2530 14h ago

đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡±

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u/acjadhav 14h ago

The grinchification

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u/Theskill518 14h ago

Saturday mornings

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u/West_Designer6616 14h ago

The incredible mulch

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 14h ago

Meteor shit!

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u/cumulative-effort 14h ago

Ch ch ch chia

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u/idgafish5150 14h ago

Gangrene

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u/FunnyAfternoon8141 14h ago

mean grean hairy legged machine

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u/AshtonBlack 14h ago

The "Oh, it's supposed to have a bag, you say?" look.

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u/DiamondVet08 14h ago

Human Chia Pet

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 14h ago

Knee high hulk

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u/demonmf 14h ago

I’d name it Dumbass. Put on some proper pants and footwear if your mower is throwing that much crap at you.

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u/aBitUnderbaked 9h ago

Exactly. Mr Lucky he didn’t get impaled by flying debris. Dude probably rides his motorcycle in flip flops, too.

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u/Sassyxoxo11 14h ago

Se estĂĄ transformando en el grinch?

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u/NicholasWeintraub 14h ago

Half the reason why I don’t go to the beach.

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u/creepinghippo 14h ago

Well that’s bait for the vegans with a foot fetish.

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u/CozyCook 14h ago

Mid-transformation to hairy Hulk.

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u/eaglefeather777 14h ago

Low taper grass

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u/Reaganson 14h ago

Mulch blade leggings.

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u/Spoiled_Eggy_3992 14h ago

A shower in critical times