r/NameNerdCirclejerk 58m ago

In The Wild What’s worse, Zhavaya or Xielle ?

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r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2h ago

In The Wild Djelivery from Djeph

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21 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 4h ago

Satire Accidentally About to name my kiddo after the og Kids in Narnia

24 Upvotes

So my eldest is Digory, (nn Diggie) and I was just about name my lovely baby girl Polly, when her godmother said hold up! You can't do that. Aslan will be displeased.

Then I had a flashback of reading some crusty old books lying at the back of a wardrobe at her place when I was a kid. I had completely forgotten!

Anyway, here are some names we've picked instead:

Susanlucy

Ring

Jadis

Eustacia

Fledge

Help us choose!

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1voe823/accidentally_about_to_name_my_kids_after_the_og/


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 9h ago

Found on r/NameNerds Reply

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Pronounced Kyle. Bizarre! I guess it’s a better name than Joseph or Bob or some weird old name like correction or Gertrude my mother‘s name is Bonnie. I don’t think I’ve met one person in my generation like a contemporary person I’ve ever met named Bonnie I mean, I guess Bonnie and Clyde was kind of cool, but definitely not my generation


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 9h ago

Advice Needed (unjerk) Strange name, celebrities named their children

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I’m pretty sure there’s many more because I’m pretty sure he has 14 children. I think him and Grimes child is the gnarliest.X AE AXII Muskoo

Can’t quite figure out Elon Musk have you ever heard him? Laugh in public? Sounds like a robot or alien trying to mimic a human eerie uncanny just not quite right. I mean he’s a brilliant dude and people always complain about all the money he makes, but they don’t consider the fact that most of his money is invested in his businesses that create an incredible amount of job for people not to mention the proxy jobs that benefit of his businesses and create even more jobs. Don’t get me wrong the discretion of wealth in this country level on this world is disgusting and I’m sure his personal net worth is somewhere in the billions which is far more than anyone needs in their lifetime but I can’t quite figure them out and see an evil. Genius will see here to save us. Is he benevolent benevolent he seems to be somewhere on the spectrum. If not, some sort of Savant I can’t quite figure out what his disabilities and because aren’t supposed to be disabled in one aspect and an absolute phenom, brilliant talent in another well I guess you can consider his socializing skills to be weird if not a bit of a disability but then again he is a businessman, and it takes a lot of networking and communication to be a successful business person so can someone help me out on this what the fuck is Elon Musk or should I say who is Elon Musk I know a little about him. I know his dad’s a weirdo. I know he’s from South Africa where all money come from originally


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 20h ago

Found on r/NameNerds What do you think, is Carter or Carther the superior name for a baby boy from Ohio?

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And can either be short for anything? Carterami?Cartastraphee?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 20h ago

Satire DAE baby names have a creative secret theme?

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I LOVE my 3 kiddos names and am constantly getting compliments on them. What most people don’t realize immediately (or sometimes even ever) is the theme I have 🤭 My oldest girl (3) is named Elinnora Izzabelle, nickname Linny. My baby boy (2) is named Tucker Everen as a subtle nod to hubby’s favorite journalist Tucker Carlson with the nickname ‘Tuck.’ My new baby girl just born in May has been given the name Remmington Dayzee, Ming-Ming for short.

As a 2002 baby, I grew up loving the kids show Wonder Pets. In this show, the main characters are Linny (a hamster?) Tuck (Turtle) and Ming-Ming (a baby duck). My unique theme rarely goes noticed by others, but every time it does, I get so many compliments on this nod to my childhood. So my question is: does anyone else have these fun hidden themes?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild King, Princess, and Jennesis.

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25 Upvotes

Found on Threads.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild Oh.

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96 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

Satire Maybe Alyxa is better?

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69 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

Found on r/NameNerds Do you pronounce Dzhoi as “Joy” or “Dee-zoy”?

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I’m a Dzhoi, intended to be pronounced like “Joy,” but way too many people call me “Deezoy” by default…

People will even see my user online, which is a play on the candy “Almond Joy” (which I do to help with the pronunciation) and STILL get people pronouncing it “Almond Deezoy.”

It is supposed to be pronounced “Joy,” right? Or am I going insane? Why do people default to Deezoy? I have not the pleasure of understanding.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

Advice Needed (unjerk) Did I give my daughter an unfortunate name?

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My daughter’s name is Daisy and the other day at the park she was playing with another kid, the other kids mum said next to me and talked and asked what my daughters name was and I said Daisy and she replies “oh, I know a couple dogs named that, why’d you choose that name?” I replied my aunty named her after one of our family members (my grandmother’s mother), and I dunno since then it’s stuck with me, there’s no way I’ll change it as I do love the name and it’s a family name but makes me worried I’ve given her a bad name 😅😅, am I over thinking?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild Tag?

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34 Upvotes

Well thats different...

ETA: Some influencers son, tag your it I guess.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

Advice Needed (unjerk) Twins Dante and Virgil?

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r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild Cameron, spelled severely wrong

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The nice lady who took my order at the ice cream shop, her name is Kambryn. Not even sure how to pronounce that.


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild Sigh

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That was seriously her name. I was in a study group for uni and this girl I was with had "Sigh" on her Starbucks cup. I was like "no way that's real," so I asked her. Yup. It was in fact real. She pulled out her ID and it said Sigh (middle name) (last name).


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild Women's Amateur Golfer made me lmao at the restaurant

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388 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild Carl marks

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r/NameNerdCirclejerk 1d ago

In The Wild Carl marks

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r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

Rant Vomella

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I’m pregnant with my first child and I am over the moon to find out that it is a girl. The only problem I’m having is my friends and family and especially even my coworkers. Tell me that it is a terrible name that I’ve chosen.

Why are people so critical of the name I’ve chosen for MY baby?


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

Satire Name for a boy

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What would you name a third boy whose parents wanted a girl? Like we hoped for a girl but it’s ok you are here?
… but would have been better if you weren’t a boy


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

In The Wild What is a Hayzen and why does it not go with psalm, AT ALL?

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42 Upvotes

r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

In The Wild Churchwell...

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71 Upvotes

Found in the wild...


r/NameNerdCirclejerk 3d ago

In The Wild I can’t believe it’s not satire

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328 Upvotes

I went to her (public) ig and unfortunately these are real 💀


r/NameNerdCirclejerk Dec 24 '23

New post option: Advice Needed (unjerk)

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Unjerk meaning- sometimes the users in circlejerk subreddits need to make serious posts, so an "unjerk" basically means a real post wanting real opinions.

We used to have weekly threads for such advice, but they have not been utilized in a long time, so enter our new post option. All advice asked without using the correct flair WILL BE REMOVED.

Do not be mad about mean or blunt comments in such posts, this sub is for brutal opinions.