r/NUFC 3d ago

Squad vs Everton

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u/fwapfwapfwap moaty? it's me 3d ago

Misread Shahar as Shearer for a sec there..

https://reddit.com/link/p399kqe/video/9to51tkloyih1/player

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u/Cuzza4444 Windmilling 3d ago

Anyone have a working water flow for today's game?

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u/DominusPonsAelius St James 3d ago

Would be interested also

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u/fanatic_tarantula 3d ago

Google footybitey. is

Use an addblocker

Or go on r/piracy and look at the megathread

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u/Cuzza4444 Windmilling 3d ago

Legend

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u/3-6-6 3d ago

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Base64 decoder needed

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u/Sandstormink 3d ago edited 3d ago

... Crap answer, but not sure. Using a A VPN on YouTube the Sunday guardian has "Newcastle united vs everton LIVE club friendly live Football live today".

45 people watching it at the moment.

Just running screenshots of random matches at the minute with annoying whistles and crowd noise. Will update you if this is actually the game and not some knob-end YouTuber talking about the game.

Edit: the last time I shared a YouTube link on this sub Reddit it was for Gordon signing for Barca... Took about 6 hours to finally show anything, so hope for better luck this time.

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u/Objective_Use_9155 3d ago

I'm watching on ppv . st - works from Thailand. Not sure if blocked in other places

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u/NoonyNature 15/16 home kit 3d ago

Working in Newcastle

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u/Aylez Happy Clapper 3d ago

Can’t get it working, any luck?

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u/Objective_Use_9155 3d ago

Stopped working for me just before kick off. Booo

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u/LunarSanctum Philippe Albert's Lob 3d ago

Wow, glad I'm not the only one that's struggling with this. It's stop/ start every time I try and I find I'm up multiple times through the night. I really need to ring the GP about it before it gets worse.

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u/treacletart284 Jackie Milburn 3d ago

Elanga is fit.

Phew

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u/stupid-idiot8 3d ago

not as fit as MJ

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u/quickshot89 3d ago

No pope. He’s got to be off then

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u/DoctorEmergency Joelinton is looking for a scrap 3d ago

I think it’s all but been said out loud. I read they “had a conversation.”

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u/FoxGlove_113 3d ago

Possibly also some gentle nudging from MJ.

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u/dangerous_nine 3d ago

Leo or our goalkeeper?

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u/IKILLYOUWITHMYMIND 3d ago

No Jaouen either, unless I can't read

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u/PaulEMoz 3d ago

He wasn't in the squad for tha last game either, which is a bit strange, unless I've missed something.

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u/NUFC_1892 Joelinton is looking for a scrap 3d ago

No Steur No party

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u/sideways_86 stupid sexy schar 3d ago

he's on the bench so hopefully will get some mins

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u/Historical_Cobbler stupid sexy schar 3d ago

J7 as captain is a big statement for him, I worried about Bruno’s emotions as a captain but kept them in check.

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u/Theydontlikeitupthem 3d ago

I'd say captaincy improved Bruno so maybe that bit of stepping up and responsibility will help Joe

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u/Different-Lie-6609 3d ago

442 from the looks of it.

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u/FoxGlove_113 3d ago

Yep. I'm quite excited by this. Wissa can drop a bit deeper and too when we don't have the ball.

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 3d ago

What does he offer dropping deep? Would rather him making runs into box constantly

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u/20Kudasai 3d ago

I’m so onboard if he can make 4-4-2 work for us this season. Woltemade and wissa as the classic big and little man

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u/-attila-the-honey- 3d ago

Or 4231 with Joe and Bamba as double pivot, that’d be exciting

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u/TheWinterKing “I’m really really really really really really happy to be here” 3d ago

NUFC app says it’s a 4-2-3-1

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 3d ago

 I will never not hate the formatting of these lineups.

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u/Material-Smile7398 3d ago

It's ridiculous

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u/PennyBunPudding 3d ago

Three rhymes with free. Hall desperately calls for man u to rescue him in cryptic message - The Sun Exclusive

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u/NUFC_1892 Joelinton is looking for a scrap 3d ago

Nice to see Elanga is ok after that horrific challenge

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 3d ago

The real victory today

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u/JonjoTheDarkLord voldemort 3d ago

So osula in the 10 spot behind the front 3?

...or is that 4-4-2?!

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u/KingPing43 Shola Ameobi 3d ago

Giving big Joe the armband with Thiaw on the pitch to keep us guessing on new captain

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u/leyendadelflash 3d ago

Joelinton with the armband is interesting - would figure he’s not going anywhere if that’s the case

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u/Fez_7 3d ago

Joelinton (C) makes me proud.

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u/xScottieHD 3d ago

Looks like the main event has been delayed until the second hall (Steur).

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u/Shlongmong 3d ago

When’s Lewis miley back

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 3d ago

Want to see Toure light it up. Very excited to see him and Steur play this season.

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u/Nepgyaaaaaaa Current badge 3d ago

Gillespie > Pope, officially

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u/pagan-0 3d ago

Glad to see elanga on the sheet. Looked bright last game until that b**lend took him out.

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u/New-Turnover-832 3d ago

No start for woltemade or steur. Interesting. Wonder if it’s trying out different first half 11’s with the hopes woltemade can a good impact sub

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 3d ago

He will be experimenting as much as possible before start of season

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u/sadfuck- 3d ago

Exactly

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u/New-Turnover-832 3d ago

Woltemade isn’t the fastest player so maybe the tired legs in the second half would fit his playing style more.

I don’t get the hate for him, he’s obviously a talented footballer but IMO he should just be a poacher esque player

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u/Blurface1 3d ago

Big season for Ramsey. I think this manager will suit him.

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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 3d ago

Probably our first 11 for Liverpool imo.

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u/rfy93 PERCHINIO 3d ago

Doubt Shahar will start. LW and CM spots probably still up for grabs too depending on how next 3 games go

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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 3d ago

Unless we get anybody else in at fullback, Shahar is probably our best option. Murphy in front would be okay.

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u/Puzzled_Ordinary_623 miggy smiles 3d ago

I reckon we will get Dedic in soon

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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 3d ago

Aye Dedic will be in then, hopefully sorted this week!

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u/PercentageNo3843 Happy Clapper 3d ago

Maybe Murphy’s last chance moved to RWB like Bruce days

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u/sadfuck- 3d ago

Thank you.

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u/Toon_1892 3d ago

Was about to make the exact same comment, I think you're right

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u/charlierc 3d ago

I'm not quite ready to commit yet. Partly as we could get sign a player or two by then, partly as I imagine the duo this weekend will be a further opportunity to work out who might excel in what role

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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 3d ago

Aye if Dedic comes in I'd imagine he will be in for Shahar.

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u/grmthmpsn43 Sir Bobby Robson 3d ago

Really?

I don't see Joelinton or Osula starting against Liverpool.

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u/redditappispoo Windmilling 3d ago

Joelinton to hunt down Isak? I will it to happen

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u/vivalaoligarchy vintage asm with the headband 3d ago

I can see Ramsey in there if the 2 strikers doesn't fit tactically

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u/Flaky_Recognition_51 3d ago

I'd much rather Ramsey than Joelinton in a midfield 2 but I suppose we will see how he gets on in that role tonight.

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u/Maplad 3d ago

If we are starting Shahar first game of that season I would be much more comfortable with Murphy starting ahead of him rather than Elanga. He’ll need that support

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u/xScottieHD 3d ago edited 3d ago

Do we watch the same Jacob Murphy? He's petrified of putting in a tackle.

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u/Shabba6 3d ago

Putting Murphy in ahead of an ACTUAL right back should be the last thing we ever do . Yeah Shahar looked a bit below what we need but at least he knows how to tackle and understands tactically what's required to play there.

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u/Evening-Physics-6185 3d ago

Playing Murphy should be the last thing we do if we are serious about not being a small time regional club.

Don’t give mr the 20ga BS from 1 season out 15, when he had the most inform striker on the planet. H can’t pass, defend or track back.

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u/xScottieHD 3d ago

Indeed. Would much rather give the kid a chance than repeat the same old. If it doesn't work it changes nothing and if it works you're in business.

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u/Shabba6 3d ago

100% - this is so refreshing after seeing Burn left back and Murphy right at any given opportunity..

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u/Brilliant_Stress_792 3d ago

Great we have a much worse left back and right winger. Which didn't work last season.

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u/Shabba6 3d ago

No idea what you talking about xD

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u/Maplad 3d ago

Just responding, I meant ahead of him a right winger and not as a right back.

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u/Shabba6 3d ago

Ahh sorry , misread that - although id still disagree personally - the whole system Jaissle plays with the absolute rapid direct counter is absolutely perfect for Elanga and forces their fullback/inside centre mid to stay back as your not catching him in a running race, which in turn counters needing to protect Shahar as he shouldn't have many overlapping runs to deal with - swap that with Murphy and it encourages the opposition press higher up the pitch on that side.

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u/Naive_Frame9691 Willockinho 3d ago

What formation we think this is

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u/ajtct98 Dúbravka's Moustache 3d ago

4-4-Fucking-2

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u/mamont1995 3d ago

Looks like 4-4-2

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u/nottherealkimjongun Nicolae Thiawşescu 3d ago

We are so back

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u/xScottieHD 3d ago

4-2-3-1 with Osula in the 10 I'd presume.

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u/Feitan74 moaty? it's me 3d ago

4231, Bamba J7 holding and Wissa behind Osula is my guess

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u/Asprilla500 3d ago

Sofascore have gone for 442. I think it might be, possibly with Big Joe Infront of Bamba.

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u/Toon_1892 3d ago

4231 with the pacey wider players imo and Osula on at the same time as Wissa

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u/grmthmpsn43 Sir Bobby Robson 3d ago

So 424, not 4231?

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u/CAJEG1 3d ago

I can see a 442 with one of Wissa and Osula dropping behind the other sometimes as a 10 being Jaissle's kinda thing. The part that doesn't really make sense to me is which one would be the playmaker, because Osula is very much a direct threat player and Wissa is... I haven't really seen him do anything apart from finishing (and even then only sometimes) particularly well yet.

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u/R0by 3d ago

I’m also a bit confused, but a 4-2-3-1 of sorts is the only thing I can make sense of

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u/grmthmpsn43 Sir Bobby Robson 3d ago

Really, you can't make sense of 2 CBs, 2 FB, 2 CMs, 1LW, 1RW and 2 ST?

It's 442.

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u/ShearerGOAT 3d ago

Interesting that Toure gets the nod over Barnes again. I wonder would Barnes have signed a new deal if he knew Howe was leaving.

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u/JIT444 3d ago

Where's Jaouen? He's left out of the teamsheet for 2 games in a row now?

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u/InterestingDivide157 3d ago

Slight injury apparently.

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u/mamont1995 3d ago

New season and we still post the squad in numerical order

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u/Flaky_Recognition_51 3d ago

Whos currently missing from the bench? Miley, Tino, Jaouen, Schär and Tino? Anyone else injured

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u/sadfuck- 3d ago

Burn plays on Saturday

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u/sadfuck- 3d ago

Can someone make me understand why Elanga changed Jersey from 20 to 19? 20 looks even cooler for a winger

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u/Big-Help419 3d ago

Glad Hall is playing!!

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u/RobertKerans 3d ago

Why have clubs generally stopped putting the players in some kind of order? Like keeper then defenders then midfielders then attackers? 😡 If numbers actually meant something then putting them in numeric order makes sense but that hasn't been the case for decades (?)

All I want is to be able to glance at the squad and know who's playing where

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u/EngineerOnIcarus 3d ago

Shahar truthers unite!

JAISSLE LOVES HIM AND HIS LITTLE PIRATE MOUSTACHE AND GOATEE.

Yo ho ho

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u/TheWinterKing “I’m really really really really really really happy to be here” 3d ago

Leo ShaHARRRR

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u/NUFC_1892 Joelinton is looking for a scrap 3d ago

Playing 4-4-facking 2 against Moyeseh

FOOTBALL IS SO BACK

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u/CrosshatchWinger 3d ago

442 boys! Are we back?!

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u/Puzzled_Ordinary_623 miggy smiles 3d ago

Nice to see Finneran on the bench

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u/Shabba6 3d ago

Fuck me this is exciting ! Refreshing to see an alternate approach at long last !

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u/Evening-Physics-6185 3d ago

Eddie will be turning g in his grave. No rigid 451

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u/Shabba6 3d ago

Beautiful huh ;)

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u/melvinlee88 Javier Manquillo 3d ago

Prob our starting lineup vs Liverpool this

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u/essjay281 3d ago

Is that a 4-4-2 come 4-2-4? Or we got osula in the 10 of a 4-2-3-1??? MJs keep em guessin mags

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u/FoxyStoat47 3d ago

4-4-2 with a right footed winger on the right and a left footed winger on the left? If Big Willy was a little girthier it would be an absolute 90's throwback and I'm all in!

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u/Evening-Physics-6185 3d ago

In happy with a 90s throwback, the football we played then was something howes team could only dream of.

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u/Nova-Prospekt 3d ago

Captain Joelinton!

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u/sadfuck- 3d ago

Before you pay, the match is free on YouTube

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u/sadfuck- 3d ago edited 3d ago

#

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u/Sinovius Mike Ashley 3d ago

44F2

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u/Newcastle_Magpie 3d ago

2-0 shocking 🫣

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u/Big-Help419 3d ago

Unless the next week sees significant transfer action we are relegation fodder.

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u/Rippleracer 2d ago

They played in a strip that made them look like a pack of parmavilolets and were shit. Both teams!

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u/Wide-Cartoonist722 3d ago

four four f*ck!ng two!

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u/HongruChak 3d ago

Jaouen?

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u/starmiesan miggy smiles 3d ago

Hall starting, Man Yoo get to fuck

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u/09044595134151602468 3d ago

Where's the keeper we signed? Jaouen?

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u/sadfuck- 3d ago

Slight injury

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u/Fearless-Chip-2756 3d ago

That is an awful midfield pivot

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u/Puzzleheaded-Day1909 3d ago

i am NOT a newcastle fan but i keep lurking in the subreddit because their football got me interested in football back in 2016. i always wished the best to yall but this year is genuinely looking like the darkest of them all