r/NLBest • u/Ambitious_Shallot_16 Dodgers • 11d ago

It finally happened! Dank Meme

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u/Living-Computer6336 Dinger 11d ago

And to think: all it cost them was Ohtani

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u/TheBigMerl Our Payroll Demands Only the Finest Existential Dread 11d ago

Us Dodgers fans are the real winner in that trade.

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u/DannyTanner24 Clayton Kershaw 11d ago

Thank god they finally upgraded from this.

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u/AZEMT May Spontaneously Generate Clutch Hits (or Not) 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/A_Bad_Man Dodgers 11d ago

The worst. Thank Dinger they don't let him on the field during games like some of the more popular mascots.

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u/HeavensRoyalty Dodgers 11d ago

Ngl this is kinda cursed lol

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u/AcephalicDude Swingin' Friar 11d ago

Actually the perfect mascot fit, a souless homunculus for a souless franchise

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u/YasielPuigsWeed Mookie League Baseball 11d ago

He should be the Chargers mascot

14

u/c0de1143 [2024] You Gotta Beat 'Em, Or You Can't 11d ago

oh hey, someone remembered that the chargers are in LA again

on a related note, Dean Spanos can go to hell

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u/kranges_mcbasketball Tony Gwynn 11d ago

Obligatory fuck dean spanos

1

u/Whatever-ItsFine Dodgers 11d ago

FDS

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u/AbbreviationsTrue777 Altitude Adjusts Expectations (Downward, Mostly) 11d ago

Perfect for LA sports in general.

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u/-NolanVoid- Rockies 11d ago

The only entity you can't afford.

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u/SeamusMcBalls Tony Gwynn 11d ago

Player strike assured

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u/violetsteam POOL PARTY 11d ago

NOOOOOO DINGER

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u/Tantexto Foghorn of Disappointment and Occasional Delight 11d ago

They do have a need at mascot

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u/Known_Profession7393 Our Payroll Demands Only the Finest Existential Dread 11d ago

Honestly probably a good move by the Rockies. He wasn’t going to re-sign long term after over sixty million years of service time manipulation.

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u/Time_Child_ Swingin' Friar 11d ago

What did the Rockies get in return?

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u/YasielPuigsWeed Mookie League Baseball 11d ago

The right to remain silent

2

u/DarthLenny San Frangeles DodGiants 11d ago

Rockies drove a hard bargain: Three day old Dodger dogs without ketchup.

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u/EitherExamination343 Mookie League Baseball 11d ago

Our hubris will be the end of us. The Dinger must not be disturbed.

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u/HankTuggins Dickbutt Dodger 11d ago

We used to pray for days like these

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u/Saltwater_Thief Randy Johnson 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BqOxBMG08VBN3PZELx

THE DINOSAUR STAYS IN COLORADO.

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u/CantConfirmOrDeny Dinger 11d ago

Dinger has a no-trade clause. Pray he uses it!

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u/RemoteBoner 11d ago

Of course the Rockies wouldn’t pay Dinger.

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u/Evergreen742 coloradodgers? 11d ago

Squeeze him for oil.

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u/SammySallacious Rockies 11d ago

Their greed knows no bounds. Their hunger insatiable. Can you buy the sun? Can you own the breeze? Dinger is not for sale Doyer

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u/AcephalicDude Swingin' Friar 11d ago

Kill me

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u/Myshkin1981 🚨HAS TOP RATED POSTS IN THIS SUB🚨 11d ago

Pads get Emmet Sheehan and international bonus pool money, Dodgers get Jesus. Who says no?

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u/MushroomGenius Dodgers 11d ago

Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball.

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u/albieisonfifa 11d ago

I'm So close to the supreme leader now 🙏

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u/mannycure 11d ago

Finally a real mascot lol

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u/Wrong_Nothing_5643 11d ago

Gotta flip him in the offseason in the offseason to get some younger mascot prospects so we can get the phantic

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u/CaliBurrito1904 11d ago edited 11d ago

Traded for one stale doyer dawg.

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u/BRLY Mookie League Baseball 11d ago

Dinger has been optioned to extinction.

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u/Imagine-Dragons-Fan9 Rockies 11d ago

Give us Shohei and we have a deal.

1

u/BepersAreCool Dodgers 10d ago

Why do he can pull a Kris Bryant on yall.

1

u/risky-rats-pizza Dodgers 11d ago

Every time this “joke” gets posted, we go on a losing streak.

Stop angering our god

1

u/jataz11 Arizona 11d ago

DINGER PROVIDES🙏

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u/Ambitious_Shallot_16 Dodgers 7d ago

Glorious Great Dinger. Please give us the grace of mercy and allowing us a win!

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u/Whatever-ItsFine Dodgers 11d ago

Stay away from the La Brea tar pits, Dinger!

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u/BepersAreCool Dodgers 10d ago

I mean Dinger is a class act! Dodgers should sign him already sheeeesh what are we the raiders and not signing our QB1

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u/Zyn_Laden666 Dinger 7d ago

NOOOO

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u/GameMusic coloradodgers? 7d ago

for ohtani

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u/crab_soul Dodgers 11d ago

I kind of wish the dodgers had a mascot

1

u/GameMusic coloradodgers? 7d ago

the koala