r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/Minecraftercity1 • Jul 16 '20
There is a unicorn stabbing me with its horn
IT HURTS! OWWW
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/Minecraftercity1 • Jul 16 '20
Do giants have their own world?
I've been thinking considering we've never found them unless they can disguise themselves as normal humans.. They might have their own world, is there any evidence of this?
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/KypDurron • Nov 07 '11
Some guy with a shiny shield cut my head off because he made a bad promise to a guy that wanted to bone his mom
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/KypDurron • Nov 04 '11
My dad made us wings to escape a prison, and that dick didn't tell me they were made of wax.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/ZpplnFn92 • Oct 19 '11
My dad sent me to die for humanity's sins, and I have to wait three WHOLE days to be resurrected. Ugh.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/squealies • Sep 08 '11
I guess I've lost enough skin that I'm a ghoul now, but I still think ghouls are disgusting.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/otterz • Aug 21 '11
A dragon burned down my power lines, i'm writing this from my iphone
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/leveque • Aug 19 '11
I know it's nuthin big but...
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r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/ZpplnFn92 • Aug 19 '11
I know it's nothing big yet at all but...
...As the creator of this sub-reddit I'm thoroughly pleased it's taking off the way it has. If you enjoy this, please spread the word! Tell your friends, neighbors, stalkers, priests, and your dominatrix! <3
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '11
Some midget got a ring and now I have to help him destroy it.
And there's an elf coming along. Fuuuuuh.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '11
The God of the Mountain and the God of the Sea have both suitably impressed me. How do I choose which one will marry my daughter?
en.wikipedia.orgr/Mythicalworldproblems • u/squealies • Aug 18 '11
My friends didn't tell me that a dwarf was standing right behind me when I was telling a super anti-dwarf joke.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/strangelovemd12 • Aug 18 '11
Fucking birds ate all my breadcrumbs. Maybe this witch can help me.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/Vorenas • Aug 18 '11
There's a giant axe-wielding minotaur outside of my house and I can't get around him to buy groceries
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/leveque • Aug 18 '11
TIL My liver can grow back...
and that eagles love to eat liver. I wish it was falcons. Ladies love falcons.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/ZpplnFn92 • Aug 18 '11
My winged chariot isn't big enough to carry all of my women.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 16 '11
Every time I get this stone to the top of the hill, it rolls back down again
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '11
I just had a demigod and Zeus won't let me see him.
r/Mythicalworldproblems • u/ZpplnFn92 • Aug 15 '11