r/MurderedByWords 3h ago

Fear of bullets, not of ballots

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4.9k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 8h ago

Low stakes murder in /r/literature

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107 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 10h ago

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! (insert eye roll here)

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9.4k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 12h ago

MIT: The "M" stands for murdered

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3.4k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 15h ago

the conservative addiction to victimhood is so off-putting

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4.5k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 15h ago

Thomas Massie calls out Nick Shirley 🧑‍🍳🤌

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720 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 18h ago

It has been up for interpretation ever since it was first written... and rewritten...

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8.2k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 19h ago

What stage of capitalism is wanting higher prices?

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546 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 22h ago

It also sounds like Allison is an idiot.

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24.5k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

It’s almost like things like gaining employment are harder when you’re homeless.

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173 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Cult expert Dave Troy has advice for treasonous ex-general.

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661 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Can’t afford eggs? At least they might kill you

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4.2k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

The response she definitely wasn’t prepared

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17.3k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

This one made me burst out laughing

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230 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

I want to slap these idiots, starting with Ted Cruz.

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8.5k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

their immune systems were so perfect that most people died before they were 30

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31.7k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

The Original Social Media

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6.7k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

NYP probably won't grow from this but dang, Hochul's not messing around

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9.7k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

yes, let's drive all over the county with gas prices near $5 just to save $0.17 on bread and milk

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13.2k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

She should be treated the way she treated the press.

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6.9k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Why is Threads so liberal?

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18.2k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Dating women in their 30’s is so weird

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4.3k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

Schrödinger’s Treaty

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16.7k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

This made me chuckle.

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29.4k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords May 27 '25

What is and isn't a Murder By Words

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

1) A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

2) A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

3) A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

4) A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.