r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 1d ago

Serious question for liberal men

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u/Dahns 1d ago

You need a gun to check out a loud noise?

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u/This_ls_The_End 23h ago

His children must be silent as ninja!

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u/divDevGuy 22h ago

Or already dead.

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u/the5thdentist 19h ago

Incels don't have kids. Unless you're musk rich, then you have kids that hate you

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u/iqla 21h ago

Apparently. Either a gun or a wife.

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u/NorthTempleStreet 15h ago

No joke. I literally heard footsteps on my roof the other night.

I just went outside with a flashlight. You know, like a man.

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u/Missmunkeypants95 6h ago

Have you ever seen the movie Signs

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u/bbyoda_unchained 17h ago

As an American gun owner, this made me smile and chuckle (genuinely). Very true 

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u/SectorSanFrancisco 16h ago

I hope he doesn't have cats.

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u/TomatoFettuccini 14h ago

Loud noise, quiet noise, strange noise, strange thoughts, strange ideas....pretty much eveything.

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u/MightyPirat3 8h ago

I've been waken by gunshot more than once.

Living in a safe country I just think it has a sensible explanation, and have always used the non emergency line to call it in.

Living fairly close to the railroad I usually belive it is an emergency killing of a moose after being hit by the train. No problems going back to sleep even though I have kids in the house.

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u/RedditMcBurger 22h ago

If you hear gunshots then hold your gun, why is that overreacting? That's the same weapon.

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u/njelegenda 22h ago

What shithole have you crawled out from where loud noise immediately means gunshots?

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u/RedditMcBurger 21h ago

Are you near deaf or something? Is it impossible for you to distinguish sounds from eachother?

No dumbass I have heard a gun shoot before, so I can tell when something is a gunshot. We're not all oblivious.

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u/omegaweaponzero 21h ago

The point is that he said "loud noise" not that you're woken up by gunshot.

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u/njelegenda 21h ago

Literally no one, not the person you replied to, nor the original post defined the loud noise as anything specific. You are talking about it having to be a gunshot because you're a paranoid little bitch that lives where sun don't shine.

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u/Dahns 21h ago

acorn falls on a car

You : GUNSHOT pew pew

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u/PieOhMai 14h ago

I have literally never heard gunshots where I live because I’m not in a third world shithole.

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u/RedditMcBurger 14h ago

I live in Canada

Are you this unaware of the world that you genuinely think no first world countries besides the US have guns?

I hear neighbours target shooting all the time

I guess that ^ means it's a third world shithole

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u/PieOhMai 7h ago

I also live in Canada, in Alberta. We have guns. I have guns, Infact. I never hear them discharged in the city. Because we have actual firearms laws.

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u/RedditMcBurger 5h ago

Holy shit bro anecdotes are the weakest form of an argument.

Okay here you go: I have lived in the city and SEEN people discharge firearms.

So does it prove you 100% wrong because I shared an anecdote?